Late Night Ramblin's: Vol 2 - Sad But Tr-U-Tube

Well look at the time 4am, time to get a load off my mind.

I have a YouTube channel been on YouTube almost 10 years. It's not going anywhere hasn't been for a while sadly. I stopped caring. I let the hate and negativity get to me aswell and I got mad due to it. Some day's I'd get sad due to it aswell.

My channel still stands it's "1stmetalgod" btw. I still post but I don't get views or anything none like I used to. I was never paid to do YouTube that would have been awesome but it never happened.

What's on my YouTube? Gaming clips, vlogs, stunts, comedy, enlightenment, entertainment a basic wide variety.

Why did I do YouTube? For fun and I have a passion for creating of course. For years I didn't have good gear as many others did and I suppose that's my downfall well one of.

When you have family who say "you're videos should be more entertaining and family friendly" I know and I agree. I went into YouTube thinking of myself not others.

I didn't have a good logo in particular. I had a few made for me which I love and appreciate the people who did them and their work of course but nothing which like stood out.

I didn't have any particular warming over the top openers or closers. I'm pretty self conscious and lack self esteem and confidence which I can blame on having a shitty school life what with being bullied and all. It's basically ruined everything.

So as you can see its been rough for me. What I did have however is 260 subscribers, views and comments and subscribers from all across the world and I've made some really truly special friends along the way. I can't thank everyone enough those who have stuck with me on my channel for so many years.

I don't think this is the end just yet but maybe it's the realisation of what was and the inspection of what will come. 

Thanks for reading :)

Self Destructive Goal (Original music lyrics)

You're pushing, you're pushing, 

You're pushing me over the line! 

Keep pushing, pushing, 

Keep pushing you're luck!

It's only a matter of time before i stick those teeth down your throat!

You make me so mad,

I'm about to SELF DESTRUCT!

You're insults so childish,

You're name calls so petty,

You're punches, so weakly,

Keep it up, keep it up man

Keep it up, keep it up now

Keep it up, keep it up, come on now,

I'm about to EXPLODE!

You're pushing, you're pushing,

You're pushing me over the line!

Keep pushing, keep pushing, 

Keep pushing you're luck,

I can only take so much,

You're making me mad,

I'm about to SELF DESTRUCT!

Yeah keep throwing those things at me, 

You're such a baby,

Keep following me, keep yelling those words,

You're gonna be on the floor after the count of four,

You're threats so empty, You don't scare me,

I'm holding it back, holding it in,

I hold it back, holding it in,

Until I CAN'T HOLD IT NO MORE!

I'm about to EXPLODE! 

You've pushed me, pushed me

OVER THE LINE!

You've pushed it, you pushed it,

YOU'VE PUSHED YOUR LUCK,

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,

Let's settle the score, 

IT'S TIME TO SELF DESTRUCT! 

I'M GONNA GO, GONNA GO,

GO GO, GO GO, GO NOW

I'M GONNA EXPLODE! 

GONNA BLOW, I'M GONNA BLOW,

LET'S LIGHT IT UP,

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!

Written by Myself

5AM 25/6/18

Wrote this based off my thoughts full of anger and stress and annoyance for annoying people who like to belittle me or insult me or just be a total bullying dick to me. 

Random Ramblin's 36 - The Lowdown

Hello and again welcome back to my blog and again I will start by saying it's been a while since the last bout of Random Ramblin's besides late night ones of course. 

Compared to the last post it's been about 2 months since I last went to the gym, I know shame on me. I got sick, had a lot of work on and then top it off I lost my membership pass. However I have been emailed back by them a few days ago that I can come down and get a new one for no cost so woo hoo. I'll be back at it. 2 months off going to the gym it's not felt different well besides noticing my progress go back to ground zero but hey I can do it again. 

Besides that lot I saw Machine Head once again :) 

Writing

Steady pace as ever, not really worked on any ebooks lately just more blogs and songs and stuff as you will have picked up from seeing my other posts here on my blog :) 

Movies

Oh boy I have seen a lot of movies since I last filled you in. 

I watched all of the Maze Runner films the third was disappointing but first two were good. MR1 = 8/10, 2 = 8/10, 3 = 4/10. 

I have seen Infinity War three times! It's really damn good! 9/10!

Deadpool 2 is great too, I love the soundtrack so damn good! 7/10

The Frighteners was decent, never seen it before liked it, great cast in it. 6/10

Batman Ninja I did not like it was over the top trash to me. 2/10

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was a great return to the series roots. Great horror elements in it I loved it won't lie. 8/10

Digimon Tri: Chapter 4 - Loss = This was utterly brilliant and soul destroying almost cried about one moment. 9/10

Solo: A Star Wars Movie - Well what a trainwreck two thing's I liked about it really but honestly if Ep 9 sucks I'm done with Star Wars. 3/10

Super Troopers 2 - Well this was alright just not near as good as the first. 5/10

Hereditary - Unsettling and very creepy but the ending was cheap and lame and something we've seen many times it sucked but overall great music, cast and camera trickery. 7/10

Game Night: Brilliantly amazing comedy such originality honestly surprise hit of the year 9/10

Rampage: Decent blockbuster flick 6/10

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing: Brilliantly funny ending annoyed me but hey was really good 8/10

Tomb Raider: Decent video game flick based on the reboot of the characters video games 5/10

Baywatch: Terrible cringe worthy film i wanted to turn it off so many times. 1/10

A Quiet Place - Brilliant film! Here's my full review - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2018/04/a-quiet-place-silent-but-deadly-review.html 8/10

The Shape Of Water - Here's my full review - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2018/02/the-shape-of-water-film-review-spoiler.html 9/10

Told you there was a lot to cover so I did my best to keep it short.

GAMING

I have been suffering PGD which is short for post game depression but i am fine now. 

When will we get gta 6? (CLICK HERE)

Another Fallout? Yes we have gotten word and trailers of Fallout 76 it looks alright same engine as number 4, it's set to be the earliest fallout game and will have people invading you and helping you. Interesting no?

THAT DMC5 TRAILER HOLY SHIT! 

Dying Light 2's branching story has me interested. 

Walking Dead's final telltale season omg! 

Gears 5 does not look like a gears game to me but its the second game i want on xbox one, i do not own xbox one but if i did i only want gears 4 and 5. 

Just Cause 4 wow it has tornadoes and a crazy open world. 

Death Stranding i have no clue whats going on but the gameplay included a lot of walking.

Crackdown 3 looks highly entertaining fun. 

Closing Comments

Well there aint much left to say now but before i go, i will say i do feel lost and neglected by some people. Is there anything i can do to make it all right as rain? No idea. Is there advice or support you the reader could give me? If so just comment below whatever you have to say about me or anything i'd love to hear your thoughts.

Thanks for popping by, much love, stay shiny!

TOP 5 Dragonball Villains

Back once again I see. 

Welcome to this list for it is your doom! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 

I joke it's a good list full of baddies we love to hate but we mostly love for if it was not for them would we really root for our hero's?

Top 5 DB Villains I will include those canon so movie villains are not going to be here sadly :( Also some of the villains may have a different form or look but I will only include one! Alternatively if a baddie went from bad to now good they wont be included only the baddest of bads!

Honourable mentions: Broly, Cooler, Radditz, Demon King Piccolo, Super Buu, Garlic Jr, Ginyu Force, Dabura, The Androids, Janemba, Hirugarten and Svpopopvich. 

5: Nappa

Vegeeeeetaaaaaa. Haha aside from T4S hilarious take on Nappa, Nappa actually was a formidable foe taking out almost all the z fighters single-handedly besides Goku of course. Nappa was taken out by Vegeta perhaps if he did not do that and let Goku just knock him out maybe Nappa would still be alive maybe who knows but i give props to Nappa for his toughness and the fact he was one of the first to take out almost all the z fighters. "You've scarred my beautiful face! And you're gonna pay for it!" - Nappa

4: Zamasu

The most recent big bad on this list is DIVINE JUSTICE himself! ALL HAIL ZAMASU PRAISE BE UNTO HIM! After experiencing first hand just how horrible mortals can be, supreme kai in-training Zamasu decided to inflict his Zero Mortals Plan. To do this, he used the super dragon balls to wish to switch bodies with Goku. Combining his godly power with Goku's Saiyan body, he teamed up with an alternate timeline version of himself, who wished for an immortal body, so that they could rid the world of mortals. So, even though Zamasu is mainly seen as a villain on Earth in the Goku Black saga of Dragon Ball Super, his Zero Mortals plan applies to more than humans. The alternate future Earth was already ravaged by the androids, but Zamasu dwindled their numbers even further. He did the same for other planets with intelligent life and he said he's killed all the other gods in existence in that time. Though the exact number of planets and kill's he has made is unclear, it still puts his body count in the trillions, at least. "My form is justice. My form is the world. Revere me. Praise me. This noble and beautiful… immortal and most powerful God… Zamasu!" - Zamasu 

3: Kid Buu

Kid Buu doesn't talk, he fights, destroys, and kills everything in his path! He doesn't bargain, play games, and spares nothing. Goku questioned his abilities and even talks about giving up, and that was with a WEAKER form of Buu. He is the only villain to succeed in destroying the Earth, and does it after Vegeta makes a statement about it. Buu doesn't care, he's ruthless! And even after the Earth, Buu traveled from planet to planet destroying everything including the people in otherworld nearly Killing those who were already dead! Buu could get blown to bits and still revives himself, he was a monster! Cell was programmed to know the moves that he knew from strands of DNA, Buu learned everything he knew, just by seeing it done once, INCLUDING Instant Transmission! A deadly powerful pure evil opponent. 

2: Perfect Cell

Cell had incredible power and intelligence, his regeneration was impressive without being just bull like Buu's, he wasn't terrified of death like Frieza (in fact he was willing to die if it would mean the deaths of his enemies), and overall just stands out. Cell sought perfection and to prove that he was perfect, the most powerful being in the universe. He delighted in others suffering and terror, but that wasn't the driving action behind his goals. He was basically a fusion of all the strongest fighters and villains up to that point and probably should have been the final boss (in fact, if I remember correctly he originally was until Toriyama was pressure by his readers to continue the series). Cell is a great villain as you can see. His imperfect form was creepy as a kid seriously. "Fools! Don't you realize yet you're up against the Perfect weapon?!" - Perfect Cell

1: Frieza

To no surprise here is the big bad himself. Frieza is an intellectual powerful villain with a compelling backstory and is so heartless just a monster. Frieza is the most powerful villain on my list I would believe. Frieza has many forms and from Super/ROF he has gained a new power of GOLD where his power level is boosted exponentially. Most recognisable villain easily as well. Frieza caused a genocide, does not bat an eye when he kills thousands of people, punishes his own men ruthlessly, hasn't trained a single day in his life prior to Golden Frieza Saga and still attains that much of power, a genocidal elitist who is convinced that he is absolutely perfect in every way. Although he has been recruited on the side of good he is only using that recruitment as a way to gain his life back and become more powerful than before. At the end of super he is seen to be stronger than before and alive but also rebuilding his army for he will attack and get revenge on the saiyan monkey that took his life twice in the first place.....GOKU! "Once I have the dragonballs, it will make a nice fireworks display to celebrate my immortality. Ah yes, I’ll write the name of Frieza in lights across the galaxy" - Frieza

And that is all i got for you, hope you've been enjoying DB Super english dub like i have. I wonder what the next movie villain will be like. 

For more great lists, keep it shiny and come back soon!

Late Night Ramblin's - Vol 1: Society The Meme?

Gaming is now a mental health addiction? Did I hear this correctly? 

It will be illegal next, and then Scott will remember this but will also mash X to cry.

Society is a living meme.

Like playing games? You're Mental!

Are you sad? Mental!

Are you joking? Well that's just an offensive form of bullying.

Nothing you can do or say will go passively. Aggression, aggression, aggression...

As kids, we dreamed of growing up to flying cars, space travel, happy days and lives and now we dream of a society free of depression so we can get up and work towards the original dreams we wished for as kids, as well as a free society full of no butthurt and freedom altogether.

Has technology finally consumed us? Has this helpful tool for humanity actually doomed us?

Am I going crazy?

Aren't you, No! 

Aren't we all crazy?!

I'll fail to understand the time we live in and always will.

Now Trump has launched Space Force? What's that some kind of power rangers? Oh an armed forces for space? Wow!  

Excuse me I have games to play. I'm playing as a bunch of Androids.

Ironic that man plays as a machine that society is making him or is it coincidence? More psychobabble for you, remember to tip your server.

TOP 5 DragonBall Hero's

As you all should know, I love dragonball. Be it DB,DBZ,DBGT,DB KAI,DB SUPER even the films BUT NOT DBE. I will feature characters from DB - Super really.

Anyway just thought I'd make a list of my favourite hero characters or as they are also known the Z fighters. Oh and yes I'll make a villains list and you can see that TOMORROW!

Honourable Mention: Tien! 

5: Gohan

Starting the list off is one badass who went from well badass toughest fighter there was to school scholar weakling but hey still have huge respect and love for him and I am always wishing for him to get stronger as he was or even stronger hopefully he can get SS3 or something at some point in the future. Fun fact he was supposed to be the main character after Cell saga but fans were mental that Goku died and that force Akira to rewrite Goku in and Gohan was pushed out of the spot light its sad but oh well. Badass Quote: "Fight you? No, I wanna kill you." 

4: Future Trunks

Not Kid Trunks but the Future one of course. Badass and powerful as hell. Although this one is from an alternate timeline he still shows up now and then and everyone has been affected by his presence. He is much like his father, he won't give up, he will always continue on no matter the odds. He has had a tragic past which has made him so strong. Trunks is one hell of an inspiring character. Badass Quote: "Compared to Gods, of course we're weak, but you can never make me ashamed of that. Cause when mortals do join forces that's when we can do anything, because believing in our fellow man and helping each other survive that's what redeems us, that's what makes us who we are, makes us worth, that's what gives us our real POWER!!!!" "This is the power of mortals fighting with each other, THE POWER OF BELIEVING IN SOMETHING BIGGER THAN JUST YOU!" "I don't give a damn about you or your so called JUSTICE!" 

3: Piccolo

Gohan's dad is here at number 3. Yes internet nerds it's not actually Gohan's dad....it's his step dad :P . But in seriousness Piccolo is such a great character he can hold his own and is certainly one of the most powerful. I can't praise Piccolo enough. Piccolo was once a Evil Demon King however he reformed and became a total hero and became best friends with Gohan the son of his rival. He is so intelligent and disciplined it is hard to go past him as one of the greatest heroes, if it wasn't for him and the way he trained Gohan, Gohan would not nearly be as strong and well developed as he is. Gohan was also the one to break Ol Green's stone heart also. I heart Pic and Gohan. Best Quotes: ”Sometimes, we have to look beyond what we want and do what’s best.” ”We can’t just give up just because things aren’t going the way we want them.” 

2: Vegeta

Coming in second is the PRINCE OF ALL SAIYAN'S! He believes in killing his opponent not showing them mercy like goku always did. If Vegeta had been powerful enough to kill Frieza he would have done it. Frieza would have never seen the light of day again if he had been if the hands of the Saiyan prince and not bleeding heart Goku. I like Goku's pure heart but he takes it to far you've got to recognise evil and destroy it. Vegeta started evil but became good but his ultimate rival is Goku and his goal is always to be better than him, stronger than Goku, he still wishes to beat Goku. Want to know the personification of badassery? Look no further! Best Quotes: “Even the Mightiest Warriors Experience fears. What makes them a true Warrior is the courage that they possess to overcome their fears.” "Tell me does a machine like you experience fear?" 

1: Goku

Of course he's number one! He's my boy! I cosplayed him once seriously I did. Goku's heart is pure he believes in working hard and is strongest hero, he has broken so many limits, he's hilarious, tough, kind just all round the best. Love Goku. Additional Best Quotes: "I'd rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster" "Power comes in response to a need not a desire, you have to create that need" 

Thanks for stopping by, see you tomorrow for more :) 

Fallout Is Love, Fallout Is Life (parody story)

Back when I was a little boy my father locked me away in a vault. He sacrificed himself to save my life. 

Years passed and I matured and grew to be an adult then came reclamation day, when men and women would all gather to leave our underground vault shackled lives behind to go above the ground and to actually feel the ground and take in the air which hit our faces and filled our lungs, it soothed me. 

That's when I saw it.....the destruction, the mass wasteland, full of rads, bandits and creatures the likes of which mankind has never encountered before. 

I turn to go back to the vault out of fear of this big scary open world in front of me, only to see it.....it stood tall....dark course skinned.....had long sharp claws and a deafening roar....it hugged me tightly...taking the air out of my lungs. And that's when it....it.....it bent me over and said "Fallout is love, Fallout is life" but before it could penetrate my butthole, the creature was slain by a stranger using vats. 

"I'm saved what a relief" I said when the stranger came close to me and whispered in my ear. "Another settlement needs your help". 

I quiver still to this day of those words...with my skin fully absorbed of radiation the radio cries uranium fever and now I prowl, living un-dead a Ghoul for the wasteland barren as it seems, it's now my home.

"Fallout Is Love" I said, "Fallout Is Life"...........

****Alternative***

I was only 27. I loved Fallout so much. I had all the games, a tattoo and a pipboy. Every night I would play Fallout religiously, singing all the songs even when the sound was off. I'd pray to the Bethesda gods "Fallout Is Love" I said "Fallout Is Life". My Dad comes into my room he call's me "sad act!" I knew he was jealous of my devotion to Fallout. I tell him to shut up, he rubs my head really hard and tell's me to be quiet as he's off to bed. My doors closed now. My head hurts. I'm laying in bed and then it get's really cold. I feel something warm. It's moving towards me. It touches me. It's Vault Boy! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear "Fallout 76". He turns on his pip boy and show's me the wonderful trailer. I'm crying. I am ready for this. My body is ready for the love Bethesda presents me. An image appears at the end for the collectors edition, I almost die from the excitement. I have tight pains in my chest, it hurts so much but I do it for my Vault Boy. I feel the hype inside me rising, I can't stop crying. I must buy this game! Vault Boy roars "Uranium Fever" as he shows me more gameplay from 76. My Dad walks in tired and pissed off. Vault Boy looks us straight in the eyes and say's "Releases 14th November 2018". Vault Boy leaves through my window. I collapse in my bed. Fallout Is Love, Fallout Is Life. 

War Hasn't Changed......

War Never Changes......

Top 10 Game Covers

Another list suggested by James Davie, he's a regular alright haha. 

This one is all about Games and their boxarts and ones I think stand out best and are some of the best designed ones anyway. 1 entry per franchise. I'll be honest I don't really know what to say about the covers other than I like them and love the games I feature here so yeah this ain't going to be a stand out or top notch so yeah, i'm gonna babble.

GTA Vice City

Feel the nostalgia! I loved this game the cover shows that this is set in the 80's and as you can see, hot babes, vehicles, people with guns and violence of course. 

DOOM

What comes to mind when you see this? Heavy metal? Gore? BIG GUNS?! Yeah same here. Doom is such a classic game I remember going over to a friends house to play the original on his pc and upon seeing the cover I was like wow this looks like its going to be tough. Fast paced bloody action shooter is what it is and what it still is now the reboot was epic but the reboot's cover should have looked more like this....more metal....more badass! Colour and cover go for the chaotic colour scheme. 

Resistance Fall Of Man

Dramatic enough for you? I personally love this cover. War and aliens. The game itself was really good so were it's sequels although i did not play the third. 

Star Wars Force Unleashed

Boy what a game this was, the cover truly sells you on the impact of how powerful you can become but also shows the character holding a red lightsaber meaning he is evil but he is also using force lightning on Stormtroopers so is he really evil? It poses that question but you can answer it either way just play the game. 

DBZ Budokai 3

I'm a sucker for DBZ and I LOVED THIS GAME! The cover basically shows our hero center seemly flying above the Earth with enemies to his left and right with the classic db animation style and colour scheme. 

MK9

A clash between fire and ice on the cover of MK9 signify's the conflict within this classic game which appears to be a reboot in the series. 

Batman Arkham Asylum

Dramatic and gritty but also the best batman game and batman experience ever made. 

La Noire

LA Noire is a modern classic, great game truly innovative and this colour scheme of the red and blue is of typical police lighting but also with Cole's suit in grey it shows there's parts which are shady and are to be played out to truly find the right colour.  

SuperMario Land

This makes me so nostalgic i loved this game, one of the best Mario's. Cover suggests it's going to be a tough outing for Mario. 

Yakuza Kiwami

More precisely the steelbook, seriously its the most beautiful steelbook and cover i have ever seen or held in my life.  

That's all for today folks, thanks for stopping by. 

Come back soon for more lists and more content :)

Stay Shiny

Top 10 Film Posters

Shoutout to James Davie for suggesting this. 

For this list I will be including films from the past to the present. For added toughness i'll be sure to make it a 1 entry per series film list. This was super tough to list and is not the definitive list as my opinion will change from time to time but this is the list I chose as of writing.

Halloween

Proving that even the humble pumpkin can be considered menacing, Robert Gleason’s demonic nightmare is arguably unmatched among horror one sheets. We only see Michael Myers’ hand here holding his signature weapon along with the menacing pumpkin face, but his presence is felt heavily especially in it's tagline, with the ’He’ suggesting so much from so little.

Alien

A poster that’s become synonymous with Ridley Scott’s chilling space horror in spite of the fact it looks absolutely nothing like the Xenomorph eggs that appear in the final film. A simple visual cracking egg, creepy glow, alien bio organic texture on the floor matched with the title and beautifully finished with the film’s chilling tagline it's very foreboding. 

The Truman Show

Photographic mosaics are a plenty these days but in the days of the late ‘90s, this poster was something of a design trailblazer. It also makes perfect sense for visually communicating Truman Burbank’s life, continuously observed by reality TV cameras, in a single image. Supports the brilliant film nicely.

Lord Of War

At first glance, it’s a straightforward headshot. Look closer, and it’s a headshot in more ways than one: every fragment of The Cage is made up of bullet and shell casings. It’s a meticulous mosaic of militarism, and it works like a treat. This was a decent film aswell one of Cage's best.

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

The images resemble the wanted posters featured in the original comic, and thanks to the film’s time travel plot, both the younger and older versions of Professor X and Magneto appear onscreen. These character posters visualise that by overlaying the younger actors’ faces over their older counterparts. The placement of the X over the characters’ eyes draws the viewer’s attention to the perfect spot. And instead of bothering with unnecessary text, the designer just put the movie’s release date in the lower right hand corner. The minimalist style works because it highlights characters the audience already knows and loves. 

LOTR: Fellowship

More precisely I chose this trilogy teaser poster, it's simplistic but the lighting showing most of Frodo, his clothes and background as dark represents the dark path he must take ahead of him to destroy the one ring which as you can see in the poster it's brightly lit signifying its importance and power. Not going to lie it's one of my favourite films and trilogies in existence aswell so had to throw it in here. 

Avengers Infinity War

The most recent entry on this list is this blockbuster powerhouse costing over a billion to make and it's earned double that as of writing I believe but this film features the big heavyweight actors of modern day Hollywood and it's colour scheme is eye catching yet hides a darker tone to it with it's colours too. 

The Dark Knight

Why so serious? This is one of a couple of posters used for the film which was brilliant. I love how dark and serious this poster is showing us that what we are about to see is a dark dramatic tense superhero film and that's what we got. The Joker's why so serious one shows the same and there's a sense of unpredictability aswell in the poster with the Joker writing why so serious on a mirror or piece of fogged up glass and it seems to be coming from his face from his smile. Brilliantly designed posters for such a brilliant film. 

V For Vendetta

Anarchy reigns strong here in this eye-catching colourful poster for one of the best film's in modern times hell even all of time I would argue. The red and black colour scheme used is telling us the viewers that this film is powerful, sophisticated and passionate quite the intimidating combination. 

Star Wars (EP 4)

Tom Jung’s striking theatrical poster for Star Wars is such a classic and it's an iconic stand out among films in the sci-fi genre and all other movie gerne's for that matter in my opinion. Composed around a ‘good vs evil’ concept it's a straightforward poster, Jung used the lightsaber’s unusual cross motif against the dark of Vader’s helmet to convey the film’s moral struggle. The title style here is a direct nod to the opening crawl.

And that's my list, thanks for visiting!

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Without A Care In The World (Original Song Lyrics)

You're asking me questions, which can easily be solved, 

By using your noggin, you don't gotta login, 

To find the answers, you don't need to search the net,

Just use the common sense in your headset,

And would you lo and behold...

You're useless,

You cant follow simple instructions at all,

You're worthless,

Can't handle the pressure this role installs,

It's amusing, the system of which your abusing, 

Is it a joke?,

Does it look like i'm laughing?,

Does it look like i'm laughing now?,

Sir we got no hotdogs on the grill, whatever do we do?,

You're asking me a question that is the epitome of stupidity,

I hope you're happy, your about to be fired, 

Oh what a pity,

You're dumb-ass can go claim dole,

So go have fun in the unemployment line, 

A-hole,

You're dumb,

You make me so numb,

You're useless,

Cant use your noggin at all,

You're abusive,

I feel sorry for your brain, 

I'm surprised you even know your own name,

Time for you to leave this plain, get out of the game,

You're just useless, 

Excuse me, there's a mess in the corridor, what do we do?

Go clean it, don't tell me or ask me to,

Are you daft or just missing a screw?,

Do you think i'm your own personal slave?,

Is this the sort of attention you crave?,

What do you possibly gain?

Please stop your gonna make me cry, 

I can't take these pathetic lies, 

You're such an insufferable pain.

You're lazy,

Can't do nothing at all,

Why can't you play ball,

You're a joke,

Get the heck out of my space, 

Can you please leave this place,

You're annoying,

Please just get the hell away from me,

Excuse me while i work away and carry you unwillingly to the finish,

Ok who the heck did this?,

Leaving their mugs all over the place,

Dirty and disgusting, someone else is being lazy, show your face,

Own up before i trash this space, 

You again, it's always you, 

You don't care, you always complain,

Even though you stand around doing nothin,

You're useless,

You cant follow simple instructions at all

You're worthless,

Can't handle the pressure this role installs,

It's amusing, the system of which your abusing, is it a joke?,

Does it look like im laughing?,

Does it look like im laughing now?

Written 10/6/18

By Myself

Song is pretty self explanatory, It's about those co-workers you get well im sure everyone gets at some point where they are lazy, they stand around gormless like a zombie, no care in the world, they don't follow instructions and they are messy. They get under our skin and rub us the wrong way for it. Written for them all about them. 

Top 20 Wrestling Theme Songs Of All Time!

Alri? James Davie my good friend asked me this question and I intend to answer it and I will post it all here with links and from 20 to 1. 

There's a lot of awesome themes out there and my mind will change time to time but wish me luck and let's hope your faves shows up here too. :) 

I'll throw in a mixed bag. 

20: Abyss - Down In The Catacombs
First time I seen TNA, I saw Icons, High flyers and A MONSTER! *Click* DOOMSDAY! Abyss seems to have one of the few themes in TNA history that you can recognise within a couple of seconds . It’s not an overly long song, as it loops on itself after about 75 seconds in, but those 75 seconds take you on a journey of mystery and horror!

19: Sting TNA - Slay Me!
TNA gave him his best song i feel. Truly iconic and the guitar instrumental is truly epic! One of very few easily recognisable theme songs.

18: GRADO - Like A Prayer
Guilty pleasure brilliantly funny fan favourite wrestler.

17: Charlotte Flair - Recognition
I love Charlotte's flair's song, it's a metal version of Ric flair's theme with added flair if i do say so myself.

16: Hardy Boyz - Loaded
Classic tune, everytime it played you cant help but do the hardy's salute and thrust your hips while smacking tornado's.

15: Christian - At Last
I only few years ago rediscovered this golden gem treat and i love it and used to play it constantly on repeat.

14: Beer Money - Take A Fall
BEER! MONEY! What a team, what a song, when it comes to tag teams many come to mind but among first thought of making this list, this team came second for the first team came at 16. I love this one.

13: Cena (Word Life & Time Is Now)
John Cena is the biggest star the WWE has had since The Rock and is arguably one of the greatest of all time. But Cena’s music didn’t gain widespread recognition until it got memed into the social universe, when “Unexpected Cena” became the viral hit of the summer in 2015 and has since become the Kurt Angle You Suck Chanted song of the modern era. JOHN CENA SUUUCKS, JOHN CENA SUCKS etc etc. Cena's word life i personally love and know most of it off by top of my head and it gets stuck in my brain most days it's brilliant and i miss word life cena.

12: Kurt Angle (WWE&TNA themes)
From the Angle chanted of the modern era to this one well two. Angle's Medal theme is so awesome and thanks to Edge getting the fans to chant YOU SUCK it became iconic and also made Kurt i'd say. Kurt's tna theme gold medalist is epic, it's almost terminator like start to then kicking off with a great rap it's brilliant and i love it. 

11: Kane - Burned
First time hearing this i was like what in the world and then BOOM PYRO and the drums pound and the guitar screetches and its just the ultimate big red badass piece of machinery to go along with the big red machine himself because THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

10: Aleister Black - Root Of All Evil
Upon first listen i was hooked on the song and on Black. The track truly brings an “end of times” mindset with it, which speaks volumes alongside Black’s silent death stare. Code Orange and Incendiary, the New York hardcore band who recorded the song, played Black’s introduction together live at Barclay’s Center last August in what was probably the best live-intro entrance the WWE has ever put together.

9: CM Punk - Cult Of Personality
I have always loved this song and when Punk left wwe came back and this started to play I was like what who the hell is coming out to this and then he came through the curtain and the crowd and myself just jumped out of our seats losing our minds. Obviously i was not there in person when it happened just saying i was at home like "OMG!". 

8: The Demon Finn Balor - Catch Your Breath
Finn is a complex character but what a talent just a shame Vinnie won't push him for a title anymore since he had an injury when he won the big one. This song is epic!

7: Hulk Hogan - Real American
He is a real american and he fights for the rights of every man, catchy, classic and iconic and easily one of the most recognisable theme songs in history.

6: Shinsuke Nakumura - The Rising Sun
I dislike his current theme but his old one is classic it represented the strong style of his hard hitting past whilst embracing the rockstar that he is. His entrance music, while still powerful, has a sense of grace and elegance. With violins winding around a light EDM drum beat, crowds often sing the song’s main riffs in unison, even during the middle of Nakamura’s match. In the modern era of pro wrestling, where a crowd’s enthusiasm often dictates which wrestlers the WWE gives more attention to, theme songs like this are a win-win for everyone involved. And Nakamura’s is an instant classic.

5: Bobby Roode - Glorious Domination
Sometimes, all it takes is a really well-crafted theme song that can make a star. In Bobby Roode’s case, his entrance music shot him to the moon. In less than five months, Roode went from debuting winning the NXT Championship, due in large part to his insanely popular theme song which crowds immediately took to singing along with while he walked to the ring. It’s GLORIOUS! 

4: Undertaker - R.I.P.
 Just like HH and many other wrestlers on this list this is one of the best, classic and iconic songs but Taker has always had stand out themes. Taker’s smoggy, bone-chilling entrance is almost numbing while he slowly emerges to the tune of church organs and lightning cracks. It’s often said an entrance can make or break a wrestler, and The Undertaker’s unsettling theme is in large part why his introduction is the most thrilling and iconic of all time.

3: The Rock - Electrifying
I always wonder what he is cooking but perhaps it's just Jabroni Pie he does like his pies after all but anyway. Simply electrifying what else is there to say? 

2: Stone Cold - I Won't Do What You Tell Me!
Sorry just smashed a glass and hang on, there's a knock at my door......apologies for up and leaving you all suddenly a weird coincidence the minute i smash glass that Stone Cold E.T. shows up with Shark Boy. It was nice to see the two again but anyway if you want me to talk about STEVE AUSTIN gimmie a HELL YEAH! That's what i thought,  That “OH SHIT, IT’S ABOUT TO GET REAL” sound meant you were about to see someone’s ass get kicked by The Rattlesnake himself. Austin, the main protagonist of pro wrestling’s most celebrated era, was a mean-mugging, shit-talking mad man who routinely threw wrenches into ultra-bad guy Vince McMahon’s evil plans and was always there to save the day. Like a modern-day bat signal, Austin’s entrance music didn’t just mean you were about to see a serious brawl, it meant everything was going to be alright.

1: HHH- The Game!
It’s not hard to point out that Triple H’s theme (played by Motörhead) is one of the best there is. But Lemmy’s voice gave an already credible star a boost into hall-of-fame presentation. With the recognizable legend’s voice at the helm, Triple H’s theme translated one thing: that he was an unparalleled star. As soon as his music hits, Triple H (also known as “The Game”) goes from a character who could hold championships to “final boss” type stuff. It was tough to put any as number 1 on my list but this stood out as number one when i was asked to name my list so i just had to put it here it's epic and it's all about the game and how you play it.

Aaaaaaaaand that's all folks, hope you enjoyed, let me know your faves and come back soon for more lists among other things. 

Stay Shiny!

Power Rangers Legacy Figure/Lightning Series (WISH LIST)

Power Rangers is a huge franchise! It's a series I love and have done since I was a kid. I recently got my first PR Legacy figure yep you heard right, and it was Psycho Red! 

I just wanted to make a list of all the hero's and villains i want and want to see made into the next line up of Legacy figures and I'll post a couple of pics of some of the hero's and villains just incase you want to see what some of them look like. :)

Hero's

Solaris Knight

Leanbow

Andros Red Space Ranger (with Spiral Saber)

Blue Senturion

Ninjor

Hyper Force Team

Green Ranger MMPR (Hasbro re-release with detachable shield) 

Villains

Zen-Aku

Psycho Pink

Lord Drakkon

Koragg

Psycho Ranger Monster Forms

Thrax

Zeltrax (both forms)

Zurgane

Rito

Cyclopsis

Quantrons

Darkonda

Dark Specter

Jakarat with Seymour baby

Vacsaker

Knasty Knight

Deviot

Treacheron

Stingwingers

Furio

Vexacus

The villains line up need more love they don't really make many villains or monster toys which is a shame because the power rangers need an enemy to fight to protect the city from because otherwise it's pointless of them having their powers. 

Sorry I was unable to post more pictures I guess I hit my limit? Weird. 

Thanks for stopping in. 

(Since this list was made a few of these have been made and I have now updated this list 2022)

See you again soon!