I Try Slogan Maker.....the results are odd....

So i heard of a website where you can randomly generate a slogan for yourself from your name....and i decided to try it and i got many results and some were daft others good and the rest well.....they will all be here anyway.

Try it out for yourself here - https://www.shopify.co.uk/tools/slogan-maker

It's more than satisfies, it's STJ.

Any questions? 1stmetalgod is the right answer.

With a name like Scott, it has to be good.

Best always comes from 1STMETALGOD.

The Story begun with 1STMETALGOD.

1STMETALGOD means great personality. 1STMETALGOD thinks twice. The 1STMETALGOD effect.

Start the day right with 1STMETALGOD.

Stay on the right side, that's 1STMETALGOD side.

1STMETALGOD - The new standard.

1STMETALGOD - Your personal entertainer.

Come to 1STMETALGOD ! Its a profitable move.

Have a bit of 1STMETALGOD when you're tired.

So yeah short post but there we go i wanted to blog something and this was it. Will have better posts soon haha. 

Peculiar Unfamiliar

There I was laying in bed when suddenly I felt a tug a great tug upon my leg. A great force of strength that pulled and pulled til I hit my head. 

I landed on the floor full of darkness and nothing more. I questioned my surroundings to which my door was taking a pounding. It startled me greatly as I crept gently toward my door in this darkness evermore. 

I open the door to see nothing there just the darkness that is around me but something has found me. No one would be here now surely, I'm just lonely. Must be in my head apart of my dreams as nothing is what it seems. 

When I lay back in bed I heard quiet nothing is said. Until I hear someone under me crunching bread. I thought this is it the evil dead! 

How wrong I was, when a rat ran out and made me shout. That was when I stood up out of bed and walked through the darkness that never ends to turn on the lights to clear my head. 

For it is then when I put my hand on the switch I feel a breeze and someone whisper in my ear "This'll itch". 

I stagger in shock and retreat back to my bed under my covers, that voice was like my brothers. For then my body started to itch so I panicked and hit the switch to have my lights flicker and quicker for me to see a figure, standing in the corner with something in their hands. 

Left in a paralysed state of fear as they drew near with a weapon in their hands I started to cry and beg "why?".  To no avail the lights stopped flickering and turned on as soon as the being has pressed against me. 

Now they were behind but I could not see as I was blind, I heard a voice so softly. "Jacob calm down its me" spoken ever so sweetly. It was my wife Josephine there to help me. 

Despite our problems she is here for me supporting me like a column. She sat me down and whispered "It's all in your head" so calming and charming the way she used to say it best. 

Then I come to wake up in sweat realising she's at rest. 

I fight myself everyday at the struggles of life, can't see which reality is right. 

For now my child I bid you goodnight.

Written by: Scott Jones

29/01/17 5:30am

Push ups for PTSD charities? WHY DON'T YOU JUST DONATE INSTEAD!?

What the fuck people are doing push ups for Charity? 

Why do a challenge to donate when you can give money to help and speak about it? That's a good raising awareness campaign not 22 pushups or sit ups or what ever ups you want to do. 

People these days. 

An Interview with the Anonymous Ben Wyn

Hello, i was up around the country park this week taking photo's and having a wonder when i came upon a man who seemed confused and shocked so i simply asked if he was alright and so we engaged in a conversation.....this is the conversion that was had of which i share now with you guys on this man i met known to me as Ben Wyn.

Ben Wyn: "All my life living in Aberdar and i have never seen such sites here in the country parc. I thought it to be just myths and legends but now i see this before my very eyes, a park, a cafe,a lazer tag zone it's crazy. I have been here many times in my life growing up but i have never seen this part of the parc. 

Me: "How have you not come across this in your life if you have been here so many times before?"

Ben Wyn: "I'm not sure maybe its fate or destiny or something that has stopped me to come this far to discover this until now."

Me: "What lead you here then?"

Ben Wyn: "I was out on my annual trek around the parc when one minute i followed a trial i never seen before up a little hill so i went along with it emerging out of the woodlands to discover civilization! I found a small village of sorts, i could not believe it!"

Me: "Do you think you would have known of this place a lot sooner if it was more advertised then?"

Ben Wyn: "Oh yes definitely, the place needs to be advertised a lot more the councils need to step up in promotionals to attract more visitors here. There could be hundreds more who could never even know the place or even been here like myself in their lives. It's my first time here, how is there so many people here? How did they get here? How did they know and i did not until i stumbled upon this place? I honestly can not get over this. It's a shock!" 

Me: "People hear from others about the place i believe and there are houses near by so you can bet locals know all to well of the place. What or where do you usually go to in the park typically?"

Ben Wyn: "I normally go around the water wheel bit by the ponds you know i thought only that area was the country park but i'm just dumbfounded at my discovery today that it stretches much further than i thought"

Me: "Will you now come to this part more often?"

Ben Wyn: "Oh yes it's perfect for a break with the shops and cafe good for families to chill out in the park but what else is weird about this little village of sorts here is that, there are numerous red doors around her unnumbered and unlabeled and it has me wondering what is behind them. What else are people hiding here? What else is this parc hiding from me? Will i ever find this place again? It's some sort of conspiracy surely! There are too many secrets here, what else are they hiding?!" 

Me: "Ok sir....thanks for your time but i'm going to respectfully leave now i don't like your tone sorry i do hope you get home safe and enjoy what ever else you think the country park hides from you?" 

I scarpered away clenching my notepad of which i recorded and took these details down of which i am now typing up, i also managed to take a picture of Ben Wyn but for his own reasoning he wished to be anonymous but i do attach the picture of him below. 

Ben Wyn. He asked to remain anonymous so i distorted his picture. 

What do you think of Ben Wyn? 

Should i try to find him and catch up with him again in future?

What do you think of the County Park in Cwmdare?

What did you make of this post? 

Let me know by commenting! 

Tips on landing good impressions.

Hi again.,back to give some tips this time on impressions.
I don't do many good ones i find but of course the tips i can give are as follows.

Pick your subject: Say for example Clint Eastwood. 

Study them: Watch and listen to them over and over and over. 

Find their unique thing: Be it a nasally talker or a facial feature as much as the impression vocally it helps to impersonate their facial features like continuing with Clint he has his signature squint. 

Do the impression you have conducted from your studies out loud by reading,looking into the mirror or just generally talking in the person you aim to impersonate out loud about your every day life.

Focus on small words in the impression first maybe a key line the person says in a film or show on tv. 

Keep working on it.

Keep studying them.

Keep doing the vocal impression.

Keep doing the physical expression impression.

Have a go doing different accents aswell it will help greatly.

More tips here from the net:

If you don't have the right voice to do the impressions, copying the body language of the intended person would help the overall impression. so people can recognize the person you try to imitate.


If a person's voice is out of your range, don't worry about it, and find someone else, if you strain your voice to get the range perfect, you can permanently damage your vocal cords.


Try to envision yourself as the person you are trying to imitate. It will make it easier subconsciously to act out the subtle mannerisms and behaviors the person exhibits.


Also, do impressions that someone would instantly recognize to make the show more entertaining to watch.


Try to identify what sentence or phrase that the person you want to imitate always said, memorize it, and use it. It can be helpful to enhance the quality of your impressions.


If you really, really want to invest your time in it you can increase your range by taking it step by step. Do vocal exercises, and take your time. Again, if you strain, you could cause damage, but taking it step by step can help.

Until next time my super peeps, the god is out!