REACTING! To: Pokemon The Movie: I Choose You! LIVE!

So today i decided to finally check out the most anticipated pokemon movie in ages and one which has a lot of press good and bad lately for some things about it like a certain pokemon talking english perfectly fine. So i caved in and let's see how it is, as i will be watching the film and writing about it as i watch, so beware!

***WARNING THIS CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE AND MAJOR SPOILERS!***
May also contain some brash humor and grammatical errors!

Hello Mr. Narrator what do you have in store for me then?

Wow nice animation and musical score. 

Ash's mother has Misty's voice....What in the world has happened to Ash and Oak's voices....i hate this change! 

So this is a prequel to all of pokemon? Weird! 

New cover of the original series theme song.....yeah i mean it is a classic theme but not a fan of the cover. 

More Ash speaks more im confused what gender he/she is? I don't know, im confused, feminine voice yet male like body....is Pokemon not telling us something? 

Of course Pokemon animated series continues the traditions of "Pikachu can beat all!" i yawn every single time at this. 

OH GOD THEY CHANGED JESSE AND JAMES VOICES TOO!? NO NO NO! 

Joy i think has a different voice and does Meowth have a new voice too!? 

Wait so now Ho-Oh and Entei are in this!? BUT this is supposed to be before all of pokemon but now we are in Pokemon 3 territory!? Lucario is even here and he was around a few gens later was he not?! I AM CONFUSED!

As you can tell i am not the biggest pokemon fan, I PREFER DIGIMON! 

Lucario is of course the Goku of Pokemon but also fun fact Sean Schemmel Voice of Goku did voice Lucario once too! 

Who are these new people? When do i get their names? 

Some nice new cgi animation. 

Of course the way to stop a raging giant rock pokemon is to stand in its way and say sorry. Urgh. 

A charmander stuck outside looking sad in the rain.....yet it's flame is still lit and not moving and oh wow it got kicked by some guy, ANIMAL CRUELTY GET ME PETA AT ONCE! 

Some douchebag and his emo wolf pokemon is the new Gary i guess. EMO WOLF WATCHES!

Ash keeps saying he is or will be catching all the pokemon and be a pokemon master yet after all these years he has not achieved it, is it lazy or is it the fact that its too much work for a person to do since we get loads of new pokemon every year! 

How does pokemon even work!? Are the pokemon man made energy things or what because they get pulled into a storage space inside pc's and tiny balls and now they are free being dancers and getting treated by being fed and wrapped in blankets, surely if they are energy they do not have to feel sick or anything like it but oh who the hell cares, look at me, blabbing about shit while the movie is playing and they say i have a short attention span, nothing really interesting is going on at the moment anyway besides the pokemon now deciding to not go into pokeballs. Weird. 

Oh some reason Entai has entered the cave Ash and co are in leading a bunch of pokemon, is this the Poke-Resistance?! 

Oh a history lesson about how Ho-Oh made Entei or Entai what ever his name is. 

Suicune was boss. 

A rainbow hero and rainbow wing and rainbow what a thing? I dont even know i'm here like "seriously?" 

Spooky ghost be creeping on ash, away spooky being.

Entei and co are gone and i bet they pinched the rainbow feather...

Charmanders flame is good now and Charmander still sad about Douchebag discount emo Gary. 

Oh son bitch we have a Rainbow and oh the feather is still there and now its glowing and more legends and THERE'S THE GHOST! 

I am 35 mins in of this one and half hour movie. 

Jesus christ Ash has spare clothes! Seriously he is not all in his typical gear.

Now we have cut forward and Ash has more pokemon and knows more moves and now a evolving pokemon for Ash. 

Hahaha that robotic metapod sound though! 

i think this new girl has a crush on ash that or she likes storing pics of him on her phone.

Oh look who showed up Suicine and wait its name is Swe-coon?! I SWEAR ASH SAID THAT! 

MORE ARE SAYING SWE-COON!? WAT!? 

More family issues in an animated movie.....nothing new. How about breaking the mold pokemon?! It's something you have not done since the seizure episode....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Some random battle again and a evolve. 

CHARMELEON's Voice made me laugh! 

Pokemon please explain why every poke center has a nurse Joy i mean is she cloned or has like a billion twins if so her poor mother.

A heart of evil?! Never heard of it.

Emo wolf is watching....always.

Pikachu is about to get squished by Snorlax.....OH WHAT BULLSHIT! IF THIS HAPPENED IN MY GAME PIKACHU WOULD HAVE DIED AND HIT ITS SELF IN CONFUSION! 

Douche Discount Gary wait he has a name and it's Cross? Sounds so lameeeeeeeeeeee.

Fire Tiger! So we have pokemon from the latest gen here now. WHERE DOES THIS MOVIE FIT INTO THE TIMELINE!?

Ok one shot flames from its mouth and the other from it's belt?! Okaaaaaaaaay.

Charmeleon got rekt. 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Douche Bag Cross just burnt Ash a new one seriously how is Ash gonna comeback from that!

I hate these cuts. 

Ash hating himself after a loss and spooky ghost still after him!? What in the pokemon? I dont even know whats happening is he being controlled?!

Are we now seeing a world without pokemon or something i dont know ash is running buildings are falling and the world is missing its colour. 

Well that did not last long.

Now the new characters are getting some development but i still don't know their names!

Luxray found a kid in the cold and instead of drag the kid to safety and to warmer environment the Luxray just well caves in? Oh come on thats just silly. 

PIKACHU HAS SEEN A GHOST!

Primeape is throwing the gang up in the air weirdly and they were told metapod can save the day, in the games metapod can't do sheet but protect and evolve. 

Oh well that was fast.

Cheap face palm eye rolling moments with Cheap Team Rocket.....

That Lapras cry was weird.........

God this film has a lot of filler.....

Oh of course a pink Butterfree means its a girl well thats very 2017 of you to do Pokemon, you know boys can like pink colours and dress in pink tooo! Stereotyping biddies. 

Ok so basically that new guy said Butterfree's are about to have a hell of an orgy.....and i called pokemon childish how funny. 

Ash dont be a douche just let your butterfree fly freely. Good boy Ash i like that you listened to me.

Now everyone is crying over a Butterfree leaving for only being with them for 5 mins are you kidding me.

I yawn not because i am bored but i am tired. 

"Pokemon lead their own lives" ah yes of course they do, you wont understand how many times i seen my Pikachu stumble out of a bar in Pallet town. 

Raiku just appeared and left....weird.

Now Grampa Ash has showed up. 

EMO WOLF ALWAYS WATCHES!

So many more rainbow things.....why....why all the rainbows? I bet that douchebag will show up now to interrupt this rainbow madness....

SURPRISE ITS DOUCHE BAG DISCOUNT GARY I MEAN CROSS!

Cross calls everyone Trash.....i actually think he might be someone i know....someone i see when i look in the mirror.....

A level 2 pokemon can compete same level as a level 3 pokemon, give me a break.

CHARIZARD BITCHESSSSSSSSS!

Now Charizard is one of the most OP Pokemon ever created i think in third place as first is Pikachu and second is MewTwo. That's just my list for ya.

Incinaroar, incina-no more....he he.....i thought it was funny......in my head....

Cross gives up and does not even use his Emo Wolf so what's the point in having him!? 

Ash battles to make friends, Ash should know you don't make friends with salad...

Cross, crosses Ash and calls Ho-Oh a Ho.

World is going dark and evil.

Ghost pokemon decides to show in person to hit Cross and now Emo wolf is fighting and now he turns on Cross. 

Now all Pokemons are evil.

Ash i am sure all your pokemon know more than one move....ffs

Cross might have poke-rabbies.

Marshadow went super poke saiyan?!

Pika got knocked the fuck out maaaaaaaan!

Now Ash has to fight all the pokemon!

Aint no way Ash is gonna survive this and oh sheet son he turned his hat around!

He oh! Oh.......oh..........

PIKA MOTHER FUCKING CHU IS FUCKING TALKING ENGLISH PERFECT ENGLISH WHAT THE FUCK! NO OH GOD PLEASE NO R.I.P. Pokemon! THIS IS THE END HONESTLY!

I think they both dead.....where are their bodies!? 

Nah they cant be dead no way, if they are wow but come on its pokemon they wont let this shit happen for no longer than a few mins.

OH SHEET THATS THE BIGGEST BOLT OF LIGHTNING EVER! Please dont tell me that revived Ash because his body is not here and Pikachu is crying and what!?

HUH!? Well i told you so.....

Well i guess, all's well that ends...well?

Oh here comes the Ho!

URGHHHHHHHHHHHHH TEAM ROCKET.......Team Facepalm more like...

A poke battle against the legendary happens and wait really you wont show the battle? Lame!

Ash tells Joy he battled Ho-Oh and she replies like i would "That's nice....." i think she might be wife material lads! 

This is the last time we see these new characters as well as the first time then....how lame. Ash can't seem to keep his friends. Shame. 

Hello again Mr. Narrator i guess this is the end of the film?

Well then that's it, any after creds? No? 

Huh well this film was ok. I am not a dedicated fan of pokemon anymore, i used to love it a long time ago but my love faded and as i said i have loved Digimon more so.

Out of 10 how would i rate this movie?

5/10

A good flick to pass time or to "revisit" your childhood somewhat but that's it, i like the music and animation but disliked the cuts and skips and undeveloped characters and the fact this film could be condensed to a short say 5mins rather than drag it out with that filler for 1 hour 30. Pikachu fucking talked english i heard of this online ages ago and i was like "what no waaay" i finally seen it and well some down points for that it was not needed and it was cringe worthy bad. 

If you are a child or love Pokemon well, you will like this film. If you are not one of those two, well you won't. Or perhaps if you are one who is all about the NOSTALGIA! you will like it too. 

Got a film you want me to type and react about live? Leave a comment or send me a message yeah?

Take care, stay shiny!

Top 10 Pokemon

Hey, what's going on? So today i decided to go ahead and list my top 10 Pokemon. I was supposed to bring this out in time for Sun and Moon ultra but hey oh i forgot. 

10) Ash's Greninja

This badass looking powerful Pokemon is loyal to Ash and so has had this immense evolution to become this. I have only had this Greninja with me in Pokemon Sun and what a pokemon, got me out of tight battles. 

9) Lucario

Lucario is the best hands down. It's the coolest non-legendary pokemon ever created and even has a movie named after it. It may have many weaknesses but it has great move-set to back itself up. It was also the first Pokemon to Mega Evolve!

8) Venusaur

He can learn a good array of moves that can deal immense damage and he can poison, paralyze, and put the opponent to sleep! He is a valuable tool in battle and i'd consider one of the best grass types. 

7) Pidgeot

This pokemon is always a must have on my team since Pokemon Blue. Love Pidgeot great pokemon and asset to any team. 

6) Feraligatr

Its hydro cannon is like EPIC. Its one of the best starters in all of Pokemon. He has an AWESOME design and... He's one of my favourite Pokemon. 

5) Machoke

Strong and cool design with a killer move set this is always a great asset to a wrestling fans team of pokemon let's be honest. 

4) Decidueye

The robin hood of pokemon is what i call him. My fave starter pokemon from Sun well you know Rowlett you start with but as you progress you get this badass. 

3) Giratina

Giratina is a total BEAST. It knows Destiny Bond! So when he/she/it (I'll call it he by the way) is defeated, the opponent is dead too! Giratina could literally beat anyone. Shadow Force is like a 10x stronger move than Phantom Force, and it can break through all protections!

2) Charizard

It's a simple pokemon but its strong. Its true that charizard isn't a rare pokemon. But its cool to know that this pokemon is great even its just a normal pokemon. Its power is really great with quite speed. 

1) Mew-Two

Of course i picked the most badass pokemon of all time to be my number 1! Mewtwo is unique. It wasn't created by Arceus. Mewtwo is not only strong, but also extremely intelligent. What else do you want me to say about Mew-Two, it's Mew-Two for god sake haha. 

Well that's my list, i hope you caught all that. Thanks for reading!

What does your top 10 look like? Let me know!

Stay Shiny!

Top 10 Video Game Tracks

1UP yourself because you have a new life from a new list that i have just made for you all. 

The list of my top 10 favourite video game tracks!

This list is compiled from original sound track songs and others. To hear the songs do click on the titles of said song as they will bring you to the song page on youtube for your viewing/listening pleasure. 

Added bonus i will either also include a fact about the song or game it is in. 

RULES: 1 SONG PER GAME FRANCHISE! No this and this from gta vice city and san andreas. You know? This will make it more challenging.  

10: 19/2000 Soulchild remix - Gorillaz - Fifa 2002

It's the music that we choose, that kicks off this list. Weird to kick this off with a remixed song and a old football game but it was this song that made this game so memorable for me and i had such fun times tackling everyone and anyone even the freakin goalie haha. I was a liverpool football fan for many a years and this one was my fave and the last footie i played until Fifa 13 madly enough. This was probably the first game i played with another player that's a fun fact for you all because i have not been able to pick up any fun facts from this game online as of writing so my own facts will have to do. 

9: Before I Forget - Slipknot - Guitar Hero 3

Might have been the first song i ever played on a guitar hero game. My good friend Lewis Griffiths first introduced me to this band and game. Hell of a game. Never played anything like it before and i remember begging my parents for the game for ages until i finally had it for my birthday haha. According to Activision, Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock is the best-selling video game of 2007, both in terms of units sold and revenue earned, and that it is the first single retail video game to exceed one billion dollars in sales. Recognising the game's popularity, Guinness World Records created a category for the Highest Score for a Single Song on Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock in its Gamer's Edition, using the song "Through the Fire and Flames", noted as the most difficult song in the game. The record has been traded back and forth between Chris Chike, who also won the 2008 Play N Trade National Guitar Hero III Tournament, and Danny Johnson, the present holder of the record.

8: Monster - Skillet - WWE SmackDown Vs Raw 2010

Do you guys feel like a monster? You will upon hearing this classic! For the first time in the series, WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2010 implements the Havok game engine. The software was used in the game to improve collision detection. It is also the last game to feature ECW in its title. The soundtrack is more memorable than the game for me but the game at the time was pretty neat but looking back on it and replaying it, it was ok. The menu being in a ring able to play about was really cool to figure out all controls to before getting it on in the ring. The soundtrack featured another Skillet song which was Hero another fave of mine. The game introduced me to one of my fave all time bands Skillet of course. What else was on the soundtrack? Oh well CLICK HERE to hear it! Man the road to wrestlemania original stories produced for the game were amazing too!

7: My patch - Jim Noir - LittleBigPlanet

Such a catchy up beat song. Always makes me happy and manages to get me to sing along with my hand displaying a peace sign and with my tongue sticking out i rock my sack out....no not that sack. Dirty minded fools of a took! The series follows the adventures of Sackboy and has a large emphasis on gameplay rather than being story-driven. All of the games in the series put a strong emphasis on user-generated content and are based on the series' tagline "Play, Create, Share". The tagline represents the three core elements of the series; Playing alone or with others online or on the same console, creating new content using the in-game creation tools and sharing creations and discoveries online with other players. Most of the games in the series have been well received by critics with the LittleBigPlanet on PlayStation 3 and PlayStation Portable gaining Metacritic scores of 95/100 and 87/100 respectively. LittleBigPlanet 2 garnered nearly as much acclaim as the first game with an average score of 91/100. LittleBigPlanet PS Vita also received very positive reviews and was the highest-ranked PS Vita game at the time of its release with an average score of 88/100. However, the release of LittleBigPlanet 3, the first game not by Media Molecule, did not receive critical acclaim, garnering a mostly positive average of 79/100.[28] Critically, LittleBigPlanet Karting is the worst-performing major game in the series so far but still gained a "mixed or average" Metacritic score of 74/100. However, the mobile game Run Sackboy! Run! performed worse, with a Metacritic score of 65/100.

6: Dragonborn - Skyrim

HO AH HUH! Spanish Steve, Spanish Steve, Si is here. Or something or other that goes the lyrics. The song is sung by 30 people 3 times, so that 90 voices are heard on the final track. The voice of Paarthanax also voices Mario weird as hell fact for you. On February 18th 2011, Bethesda opened a challenge to deliver a baby on Skyrim's release date, November 11th 2011, and name the child "Dovahkiin". The winners, Megan and Eric Kellermeyer, named their newborn son Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer when he was delivered on that date. In return they were given a Steam key that granted them access to every Bethesda Softworks game made, including all future releases. Skyrim received critical acclaim upon release. The removal of the character class system, present in previous The Elder Scrolls entries, was well received. Billy Shibley of Machinima's Inside Gaming and Charles Onyett of IGN praised its removal because it allowed players to experiment with different skills without having to make decisions about a class early in the game. The art style of the game world drew acclaim from many reviewers, who welcomed the departure from Oblivion's Cyrodiil. Jason Schreier of Wired described the land of Skyrim as a "Viking-inspired treasure trove of flavor and charm", noting its contrast to Cyrodiil, which he considered generic by comparison. Reviewers welcomed the ability to dual-wield weapons and magic. Within two days of the game's launch, 3.4 million physical copies were sold. Of those sales, 59% were for the Xbox 360, 27% for the PS3, and 14% for the PC. I only played skyrim for just a week and i did not end up completing the main story but i did enjoy the game and this theme is a modern classic everyone knows. 

5: Halo main theme

Oh oh oh woah oh oh woah oh......hell of a number 5 don't you think Spartans? The song features a wide range of musical styles, including chanting, string orchestra, and percussion. For Halo 2, the song was remixed into the MJOLNIR Mix. The basics of the song remained the same, but it featured electric guitar overlays by guitarist Steve Vai. On its release Halo broke sales records; by April 8, 2002, a little under five months after its release, one million units had been sold: this pace was faster than that of any previous sixth-generation console game. The game received numerous Game of the Year awards, including those of the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences, Electronic Gaming Monthly, Edge, and IGN.The British Academy of Film and Television Arts awarded Halo "Best Console Game," and Rolling Stone presented it with their "Best Original Soundtrack" award. According to Xbox.com, the game received a total of 48 awards. Halo had never been planned as a trilogy, but with the critical and commercial success of Combat Evolved, a sequel was expected. First halo game i played was Halo 3 and my my my what a delightahh. First-day sales of Halo 3 reached $170 million in the U.S., setting a record for highest gross of an entertainment product within 24 hours of its release.

4: Billy Jean - Michael Jackson - GTA Vice City

SHAMOAN AH! HE HE! If it was not for this game i would not have gotten into so many classic songs and bands and artist's. First time i heard a Jacko song was from this game. Tommy Vercetti is heavily based on Tony Montana from the film Scarface. They both end up in exile, both rise to power in Miami using great amounts of violence, both build an empire from a large estate and mansion, both have short tempers and are prone to violence, both work as contract killers, and both killed their collaborators and took their ex-bosses' empires, and both engage in a battle with large groups of assassins at the end of their stories. However, Tommy survives his final gunfight with his enemies, while Tony is killed. Even the mansions in the games are similar.

3: Ore Wa Tokoton Tomaranai!!! - Dragonball Z Budokai 3

OHHH YEAAAH BOIII THIS IS MAH JAM! Budokai 3 was given much higher reviews than its predecessors Budokai and Budokai 2 according to Metacritic. This was often due to how critics felt that the game did more to improve its gameplay rather than just its graphics and presentation. Its fighting and graphics have also been praised, with IGN stating that Budokai 3 was "One of the few instances of cel-shading done right", and that it "also offers a healthy amount of special effects and pyrotechnics and they all look great." The game's story mode yet again plays through the events of the Dragon Ball Z timeline, and the game includes several characters and events from the Dragon Ball Z movies (like Cooler, Broly and Bardock), Dragon Ball GT (like Super Saiyan 4 and Omega Shenron), and the original Dragon Ball series itself (Kid Goku). Other features the game includes are a versus mode, an items shop, a tournament, and a battle ranking stage where the player has to challenge the AI in a hundred fighter challenge. Moving a spot above after beating who ever is next in the ranking. The fighting mechanics have also been enhanced from the preceding 2 games making the game closer to its anime counterpart in terms of combat (which was well received by fans of the series and gamers alike). Budokai 3 has a roster of 42 playable characters. I had this game day 1 of release and skipped school to play it all day and that's what i did and i played this religiously for days,weeks,months, years frankly. I had also suffered a gaming injury playing this game i had blistered my whole hands due to wiggling the analogue sticks so much. 

2: Wild Pokemon Battle - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow

WOAH A BATTLE HAS JUST OPENED UP IN HERE! MAKE SOME ROOM! The first time hearing this music i was like "wah?! what is happening? you doing me a frighten m8! Oh pokemon wants a fight me eh? Bring it!" haha. This game is at the center of countless Creepypasta stories is the already surprisingly dark Lavender Town. One myth, in particular, that frightened the internet as a whole is the tale behind numerous reported child suicides taking place in 1996, aka the same year that Pokémon Red and Green (as it was initially titled in its home country) were released in Japan. There are several different variations of this story floating around, but generally, it involves the musical theme of Lavender Town containing harmful frequencies that specifically target adolescents, and, according to the legend, drove a number of children to take their own lives. While the story is, of course, fictitious, it is certainly creepy. As alluded to earlier, Pokémon is an inspiration for countless stories like this, all documented and just a few clicks away. Lavender Town is a perfect inspiration for many of these stories, considering the fact that it is an already dark setting within an otherwise lighthearted children’s game.

1: Super Mario Bros theme

So many classic songs i could have picked from this era of games but Mario just stuck to mind. Super mario bros theme is just an instant classic. This theme took the longest of the six tracks of Super Mario Bros. to compose, according to its composer Koji Kondo. He stated that he would write one piece, and the team would put it in the game. If it did not accentuate the action, did not time up with Mario running and jumping, or did not harmonise with the sound effects well enough, he would scrap it. The first theme he made for Super Mario Bros. was based on an early prototype of the game, which simply showed Mario running around a big empty area. Kondo described this early theme as a bit lazier, slower tempo, and more laid back. As the game underwent changes, he realised that his theme no longer fit, so he increased the pace and changed it around to fit better. The first handheld game i ever played was mario it was so simple so fun and also real annoying at times but this song is so cheery and hyper i love it, such a classic as i said.

Ok that will be all for today, i thank you for visiting my blog page as ever and for reading this list.

Comment your top 10 fave video game tracks!

For now that's it and i will catch you on the next level see ya!

Pokemon Go rant yourself!

What the fuck?

Did I hear right that people are being charged to buy tickets to go on a group walk around Cardiff to play Pokemon Go? Jesus christ.......wtf do you need to buy tickets to walk around Cardiff for?!

You buy a parking or train ticket yes but a ticket to join a group walk? You serious? There's always someone making money off the app.

I wouldn't have a moan if they said "all tickets purchased the £5 goes to charity" but I've not seen that only "get your tickets now for the Cardiff Pokemon Go walk".

Also there's been news that some total tards have quit their good paying full time jobs to go hunt Pokemon full time. What idiots.

Pokemon Go pros: Getting people to exercise and socialise.

Pokemon Go cons: You may be outside but your still a zombie to your phone. You are easily distracted and can lose where you are going and can hurt yourself by not looking towards where you are going. You can easily run into bad people more than ever, by this I mean walking to the wrong neighborhood or to the wrong house could get you in trouble because you don't know that person they could assault you sexually or they could kill you,this also applies towards the social pro I listed as you don't know a person you newly meet they could be playing you along to get you alone to do shit to who knows.

Ok enough is enough, I've had it with these motherfucking zubats on this motherfucking plane!

Ratatata-scat outta here!