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Sunday, 29 October 2023

Braindead (1992) FILM REVIEW

Peter Jackson, Zombies, Gore, Ridiculousness and comedy, this is what today's Horror Movie Review contains in 1992's Braindead. Oh, and yes it is THE Peter Jackson of LOTR fame.
Overprotective mother Vera Cosgrove (Elizabeth Moody), spying on her grown son, Lionel (Timothy Balme), as he visits the zoo with the lovely Paquita (Diana PeƱalver), is accidentally bitten by the fearsome Sumatran rat-monkey. When the bite turns his beloved mother into a zombie, Lionel tries to keep her locked safely in the basement, but her repeated escapes turn most of the neighbors into the walking dead, who then crash a high-society party thrown by Lionel's boorish Uncle Les (Ian Watkin).

Ridiculously gory and funny. I did feel it dragged in parts. Crazy and creative practical zombie designs. A super sized lawnmowers. The final act has everything covered in thick blood and it reminds me of someone throwing a full blown McDonald's strawberry milkshake all over the place haha. The zombie baby was annoying but funny. The thicc zombie at the end was just the most ridiculous thing and trust me this film gets more and more over the top as you go through it, it's almost as if Peter Jackson kept pushing the roof of ridiculousness haha. 

The fact it tries to bring you a serious deep story revelation at the end was out of place for me and the fact the thicc zombie could talk and think like a human compared to the mindless zombies was something else too. See what I mean by it keeps getting ridiculous. It's not a film to take seriously by any means and my god is it entertaining haha. I've just been laughing and saying "what the fuck" for a large majority of this classic cult horror film haha.

God damn early years of Peter Jackson was fucking nuts! Defo has to have been somewhat influenced by Evil Dead. Easily the most ridiculous horror film I've ever seen. I can't believe this film just ends though haha I wanted to see or gain clarity that it was the end of the outbreak haha.

8/10

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

Facebook Share RANT!

Those bog standard "copy and paste this on your wall or you get hacked" crap are just that, CRAP! A load of horse manure!

If someone was going to hack your account:
1: Fb would sent you a notification of sorts and
2: Unless you are famous who the hell would want to copy your account?

I know we all share what we like,support or agree with and i got no problems with that but some of them just are so stupid and wrong.

"Share if you have a family." Like oh damn i better share that right? Nah you don't have to.

The most stupidest thing i have ever seen in a "SHARE IF" is the "Share if you think Rhianna is photosynthesis :O"

Brains people...is common sense dead?