Four Seasons In Five Minutes - Original song by SJones

 [Verse 1]

Put my shorts on

Sky looked kinda nice

Mam said take your coat

I should’ve took her advice

One step out the door

Ah

Lovely bit of blue

By the time I reach the corner shop

I’m soaked straight through

[Chorus]

Weather in Wales is on the wine again

Raining on my head

Then sun

Then hailstones

Then

Snow on my driveway

Sun on my face

Thermals in July

This land’s a state

Yeah

Weather in Wales

It’s lost the plot today

Four seasons in five minutes

Then it does it all again

[Verse 2]

Suncream on my nose

Then the sky just screams

Pebbles from the clouds

Bouncing off my jeans

Blink and it’s December

White on every car

Next blink

Neighbour’s in a deckchair

Grilling like a star (what’s going on?)

[Chorus]

Weather in Wales is on the wine again

Raining on my head

Then sun

Then hailstones

Then

Snow on my driveway

Sun on my face

Thermals in July

This land’s a state

Yeah

Weather in Wales

It’s lost the plot today

Four seasons in five minutes

Then it does it all again

[Bridge]

One day warm

Next day Baltic cold

I dress in layers

Like I’m 90 years old

Flip-flops

Scarf

Gloves and shades as well

Pack for a weekend

To walk to Tesco’s shelf (hey!)

[Chorus]

Weather in Wales is on the wine again

Raining on my head

Then sun

Then hailstones

Then

Snow on my driveway

Sun on my face

Thermals in July

This land’s a state

Yeah

Weather in Wales

It’s properly on the pull

Four seasons in five minutes

And they all turn up in full

Facebook Weather Broadcasting

The technological advancements we have made with Facebook are quite outstanding, since we can now see and hear about snow without going outside.

Mark Zuckerberg had this to say about the new use of his creation: "When I created Facebook I had no idea people would turn into weather broadcasters". (Yes I made this quote up)

On that note even though it's sleet more than snow. Let's hope we have snow and it sticks.

Whether you are pro-snow or anti-snow it's cold out there so remember the bread and milk and remember to wrap up and keep warm.

Top 3 places I'd like to visit

Hiya, you orite? Tidy darts.

This week in Wales it has been utterly lovely jubbly so i have been doing some day dreaming of places i would rather be, Antarctica is all i thought of as it would be as cold as ice. 

Anyway i'm gonna be real now, these are the top 3 places of the world that i would love to visit/go on holiday's to in my life.

3: Paris - France

Paris is the city of love, it has so many gorgeous sites and architecture that make me want to go across the border and experience the lovely sites for myself.

2: Toronto - Canada

I do love snow, but everything i have heard or read about Canada is just very appealing, i want to visit it despite the cold weather also my bro SnobbyGnu lives in Canada so it would be epic to see him in person.

1: Orlando - Florida USA

The city beautiful is it's nickname for a good reason it is beautiful again everything i have seen and heard is just making me want to live there not just visit. I feel America has been a spiritual home for me having grown up with more american customs than my own countries from the teachings of american movies,shows and games. America has its ups and downs like any other country on the planet but it sure is gorgeous. 

Alright yes this has been a rather short list but it was fun,fun,fun staying out of the sun,sun,sun.

Where do you want to visit?

Want me to cover more places i want to visit?

Let me know by commenting! 

Got a list suggestion? Let me know! 

For now the god is out....of sunscream. 

God damnit!

I burn bad.

I'm pale as a ghost.

And the sun decides to come out and cook me.

Not cool..

Not cool at all.

Mang.

Bye