Reality Fakery

So much fakery in a place called reality. 

The lines between real and fake are quite hard to spot at times. 

Takes experience to see it all clear but it's never that clear. In a land that's supposed to be real how come there's fake people. 

How come there's broken promises and ignorance and so much hate. 

People who hate the most claim they want peace. Their peace comes out of knowing there's a war. 

My peace comes out of silence and friendliness and trust. 

Who knows why the fakery flows strong in the modern world maybe our technological advances make us blind, maybe our ego's get in the way too much or maybe we are all developing paranoia and anxiety with a mix of depression for the attention maybe it's not. 

The lines are blurred. 

People mutter words. 

Not all good. 

Not all good in this broken world....

Random Ramblin's 27 - Word pressing.

Hey, what is happening and how are you doing?

Has it been a while? It feels like it well hey a virtual hug to you :)

Hugs are cool brah, you gota problem with it? Well sure when people hug me i am a lot like Sheldon Cooper reacting to them it's pretty awkward and alien like if you get me? No? Yeah? What ever.

So i should talk about the elephant in the room, lately i have been depressed well actually the past week of this i have been good but 2 weeks ago i was just well i went downhill. Why? It was all part of self doubt and it was a bit of alienated in the way of how i felt it was normally when i was alone that my mood,my thoughts would take me to the dark depths of depression of which i have made my bed in many a times over the past few years. My room in the hotel depression is cold,isolated and well lonely there is nothing there besides a bed and room service brings food now and then but that's it you are left to fend off from thoughts that feel like hands dragging you,pulling you down to deeper darker levels. Left me questioning myself this visit and stuck around for 2 weeks of all things which is not too bad but hey thank the lord it is gone. Man i know i am agnostic and all but christ do i say lord,god,jesus and christ a lot. Is that a sign of something? Well anyway what triggered the depression? Some friends comments and dislikes of all things i know i used to have such a tough shell and i would joke them off but this time i joked them off but the effects the comments the dislikes they were all locked swirling in my brain, heck i got paranoid at one point thinking a former friend had turned others against me as some people i know have removed me from their social media's and well yeah that was not good on me i was left like i said ice cold in bed playing through video games to get me through to take my mind off of the hateful hurtful stuff i received. I felt horrid,i thought i looked horrid i tried cheering myself up but nothing worked this time my bout was different in a way that had me feel dirty and greasy even though i shower every day and scrub good with all sorts of products of course. Now now get that image of me in the shower out of your head i am flattered but i am trying to be a tad serious for a minute, now i am blushing come on you stop flirting now.  Anyway my thinking was basically it was me i set myself to fall down that slope to get that room in depression hotel. So what got me through it? Friends,movies,games and music. I gotta just give a massive shoutout to those who have helped so much and always are there for me when i need it so thank you Jared,James and Annika. I know some say "Oh if you feel blue or what ever you should get happy pills from your GP" but i don't want to do that, i don't want to give in to the idea that i have to take some crappy pills to get happy and i doubt they would even work to keep my mind not thinking of shitty things when i am down. I expect to hear stuff said on the lines of "Why don't you turn to your family to talk you through depression" because i don't want that. I don't want them to worry or to maybe mock me you know. Not many i trust with stuff like this, it aint nothing personal too much i guess i don't know i am an introvert, a outcast, a weirdo....but hey ain't i the greatest weirdo around? Yep that be me hahaha. I can bounce back and i always will it just takes myself some time and some support of the people i love. The physical pain of which life grants is nothing compared to mental and emotional pain. I have felt them all and that is a fact of life. There is a topic that does get me down sometimes a topic of a loved one's health but i don't want to talk about it, it's a painful topic emotionally and just a thought of it gets me all teary eyed so i will stop now and just say WALES DONE US WELSH PROUD IN THE EURO'S!

A new trend from me? Oh yeah so some people have been looking at me weird and questioning me when i have showed my appreciation of them by saying thing's like "Mah boy" and "Mah lad" i don't get it oh and yes i have gone "You're my boy blue" this stuff came out of nowhere and its stuck in my system now at the moment but hey i am proud,glad,happy and appreciate people so what's the problem in saying this stuff? Ah look i am over thinking now haha.

I have been stuck in deep thoughts of the future of late as in a 1000 years or 100 years time. Been thinking if Metal music will ever be on a classical radio station or genre. What will humans look like in our next step of evolution and if nanobots and cybernetic implants and stuff will be a thing before my timeline ends. All pondering with some reading up on theories of course.

I showed my nephew Guardians of the galaxy, it was perhaps my 6th time seeing the film and i still thoroughly love it and the soundtrack it is truly a masterpiece film. My nephew is 6 so of course i know he did not understand so much of something's but you know the characters he loved, obviously Groot became an addiction as "I AM GROOT!" tends to take over your vocabulary system while or after watching the film. Also i will add he was doing a bit of head moving toward some songs so i am sure we have a new fan of the soundtrack there haha. Seriously though Marvel's perfect film is GOTG no doubt about that from my perspective. The idea to me seemed stupid and like it was set to fail but jesus i was wrong of course. Anyway yes GOTG RULEZ!

I don't understand people on many cases on right now is the whole "Oh you commented on a girls status get well soon, guess you fancy her" no of course that is not always the case most i wish well because i don't like hearing or seeing people are down in the dumps or sick or hospitalized due to something else you know so i just kind heartedly send my well wishes. It's funny because some people i know are like "Oh sorry to hear get well soon" and the next minute all like "Hahaha not" it's like why? I understand if they are a dick to you but don't say shit like that and not mean it otherwise why even send well wishes? Makes no sense.

FOOD WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF IT, DO THEY PLAN ON EATING THEIR PHONES?!

Anyone else annoyed by all the eyebrow game fleek shit people do and say?

Is it weird or something else to not like to eat around a lot of people? Yeah at big gatherings i can be terrible.

Ok so the title is word pressing because words are pressing i guess but besides that i set up a wordpress site and well soon as i finished i am like "whats the point?" you know so i may delete it. I deleted my blog there but my account can not be deleted? Wtf?!

Pokemon Go is taking the world by storm as their servers continue to get downtime haha i see the good and bad in the app but i don't think i will download it. 

I am sorry but if you honestly think Anime is all overly sexualised and full of big breasted gropings you are a bit of a idiot. Not many anime's i watch contain that stuff some do some do not. Over-sexualisation is a thing because hey sex sells. Movies from Ghibli or dragonball z or fullmetal alchemist or attack on titan do not contain any if not much of the over sexualised themes many others do. Truth is you are looking at either some other stuff you know what i mean or you are just not looking at the right anime's. Fuck there are some out there that oversexualise men yes i know it sounds crazy but its true. How come girls or women who watch anime tend to have a go at anime over the whole "big breast scantily clad grope fest of women" it could be just their body issue's or it could be just a bit of femine nature thing. Not to be sexist but i am listing options to the best of my abilities. Of course people need to realise a lot of the animators and manga artist's are men and they aim for their creations to the male audience more or less aswell. There is a lot of info and sources all around the net from fans,artist's and manga creators even that talk about how and why women are drawn and animated to the point of basketball boobs and big football peachy asses and just the weird spine breaking positions these females are drawn in of course again not all female anime characters are drawn or created pervertedly. In future i hope people take this in, do research and if they don't like the characters they see to research a new anime and watch that instead. 

TNA has signed ROH's Moose. Nice to hear although i do not know him but he looks like a beast. See TNA proves those haters wrong again. WWE have been getting abuse since last night's RAW as they basically did their version of the final deletion match but had wyatt's v new day. Nice to have the shoe on the other foot. Odd though how any hate wrestling wise it's always geared to TNA and not ROH,NJPW,ICW,CZW or any other promotions. The final deletion was a highly entertaining fun match. I laughed and went wow a few times. 

Resurrection of Jake the snake movie was very deep very good highly inspiring. I will try DDP Yoga one of these day's. I tend to lose weight and then put it back on by relapsing on the junk food i need to quit that cycle.

I urge everyone to watch iZombie it's wicked!

What is a blog? Is it an online diary? Is this a diary? What am i even doing right now? 

Venting? Yeah that's gotta be it. 

What's coming up on my blog?

More Random Ramblin's (thinking of making it a podcast or a video rant series)

More Top 10 song's lists from the following: Disney, Metallica,Trivium,Pantera,Machine Head,Slipknot & Linkin Park.

Fan fiction.

What's coming up on my Youtube channel?

New Videos.

Walking Dead TTG Michonne live streaming from my PS4

New videos with James in.

Real Talk Redo *New Episodes!*

New Pain Quest (still in editing currently)

Power Rangers WWE 13 Story (Still in editing) 

And well that's all folks! 

Til next time, take care,have a nice day....

BANG BANG!!!

Be YOU! by Scott Jones

In a world of negativity be YOU!

Do what you want,do what you can,be respectful,don't mess others around,look how you want,eat and drink what you want. At the end of the day do what you enjoy.

I am sick of seeing negativity once again on here and in the online world of things in this honest to god mess of a world we live in, well ok its not the world at all actually just our society.

The society of stigma,the society of bashing one another's looks,their beliefs,their tastes, just everything.

Honestly people please look in the mirror take a good long look and think and I mean really think. Some, or in fact you the person I am talking to right now in written form may honestly think it's fun it's oh what's it called ah yes "Top bantz" to go around pissing others off and using them or just frankly abusing them? Anyone who thinks this way do me a favor, click on my profile and remove yourself.

If you think you can walk all over someone, anyone at all leave. If you think you need likes to feed your family or your ego look at me because you don't. If you think someone out of work is a lazy bum once again you have another thing coming. If you think having tattoos or someone weighing more than you is the works of the devil or just too much alcohol and drugs and kebabs or just being again lazy well it's not.

The point is you don't know what people's backgrounds,personal lives or mentality are like, so why do people choose to go off and like I said walk over others with abuse and fake friendships? No one needs to do that or get involved with it at all.

If you right now are happy with how you live,with what you do,who you are,who your family and friends are and how you look trust me you are perfect. You are perfect and beautiful no matter what flaws you think you have or what other flaws people make you think you have. If you are happy with yourself please smile and shine your smile directly to all those haters wasting their lives and their time on this planet being jealous and disliking you for something they don't have.

I just wanted to write this because things have built to a point where I feel like I have to say something about the way things I see are going. There are people in my friends list whom I would I would love to tell a few things to like "can you stop ditching or lying or bitching to get others to like you and befriend you" and other things like "can you stop belittling yourself because you are amazing or can you not like fall for " idiots" but I won't certainly not here online and that's the way it should be and not airing dirty laundry all over the Internet even if it may feel good for a few seconds but just don't like honestly keep the drama to the TV shows. Right I am ending this status because I am done venting for one day, so thanks for reading and one last thing....

BE HAPPY,BE BEAUTIFUL,BE YOU!

And take care :)

Scott Jones

If you wish to be more enlightened with positive vibes have a look at the link below!

http://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/positive-vibes-by-scott-jones.html

Random Ramblin's - Part 8 - Post Con Blues?

Alri?

The past week has been insane and i have not been myself at all. I have been idle rather. Lights are on but i am not in entire control. Its weird trust me. I do feel and see the days this week going by me really fast and its been sad and annoying to experience. Yes i went to LFCC and met some amazing people and even my hero JDF but it was still affecting me my idle-ness and i did loose it for a few mins to smile when i met jdf and some other guests but you know after the meeting with them. it was still there and i do not know what it is. It has been affecting my excitement for lfcc and for having my days off work a lot this past week.UPDATE****I am feeling better now but I am tired atm and another update is i cant seem to concentrate again i or rather it feels like my mind is locked in a box. god i sound mental and stuff i know but i am normal to my knowledge just now and then get this weird thing that i am currently still in.

Toys - What a weird topic scott! I KNOW BUT HEAR ME OUT! I was babysitting my nephew and you know we engaged into a toy combat with his toys he had brought with him an unopened toy which had a sword so i opened it for him and now the sword with the toy was feeling like it was gonna break soon it was soo bendy so i gave it to my nephew and he put the sword in the figures sword holster or the scabbard if you want to get fancy technical. Anyway, he put it in then pulled it out or tried to and the handle broke which left him really shocked and sad he was like "oh no" i said to him "don't worry im sure i got superglue somewhere here" and i did not find any but i used blue tack and he just said "yay thanks" and then left it blue tacked and stuck in the holster so thats good but the point i am making is they do not make toys aswell as they used to. Toys when i was a kid were of course breakable and did break but only after overuse or a nasty bang with the toy not just break as soon as you take the thing out.  Toys also seem to be very pricey these days. Toys are still cool though!

Sick people (i'm bard please notice it and take care of me) - Why do sick people or to be more accurate people with cold or flu see the need in telling everyone they are sick? Like don't touch me or speak to me if you are sick because I might get it, and I'd not want to be sick with your cold or flu. Also they normally feel the need to remind everyone they are bedridden and ill sorry I think you are being lazy there. Even people with worse diseases or viruses can get up and out of bed and why can't you? Dont be so lazy I know illness zaps energy out of you as your white blood cells go repair yourself as best they can. This is me being a lil harsh but also a hypocrite here tbh. If I have the flu I will be in bed but only when I need sleep. Sleep and warm stuff and water is good.

Good V Bad Food - I have said it before but it always bugs me how junk food costs less than healthy food soo wrong. I bet you could convince or hypnotize someone to make them think healthy food is bad for us and junk food is good for us so then our psychology will be to eat the healthy food because well we got tricked in thinking its bad.

The I am not gonna tell you what's wrong but please give me your attention people - what a mouthful and those people be it on social media or in person are royal knobs. "Im sad" oh whats wrong? "Nothing nevermind" something's clearly wrong so either say you dont want to talk about it or tell me. "Ah no its fine im just sad" but why are you sad? "Ah nothing no reason" well fuck off and be sad then I wanted to help but if your gonna continue tip toeing around you may aswell tip toe and go fuck yourself.

I appear vulgar in my blogs but honestly I'm nice quiet shy in person just I cant help but to get all the shit that's annoying me out of my head and splattered onto a white canvas of which I type on.

My first permissioned night off - So i had a 15 hour shift planned today so i went in things were going same old boring usual shit then 7pm i get a call saying that my company made a mistake and wants to send a different gaurd at the site i was on and i was like "well ok sure i will take the night off thanks" and they were like "ok great" now this is beyond weird but i bet there is a catch or some bad shit from them will be hitting me soon but who knows. Site i was on is just a 15 min drive away from my house the gaurd who turned up to replace me lived 10mins away and you know so neither of us are living that far from the site so i was all happy and dancing and yellin about just like "yes yes yes i get the night off wooo" and the gaurd who showed up was a bit pissed off as he was on a different site and the company messed up and sent him there when there was a gaurd there so then they had nothing for him and said to him to come to my site as i am leaving. Soon as he showed up he said said to me all sarky like "Oh so your getting a night off then huh boy oh nice for you" i was like "well yeah sorry its what our control told me really and if he really wanted a night off he should have told them tbh. My company though jesus christ do they love to fuck up! haha!

Reason's i tend to hate house parties - Well here we go. Now on the record i have been to some good house parties but the majority of them have been total wank because of one thing DRAMA! Yes and no i do not mean in terms of acting serious well in ways i do mean that but just let me explain it all out as i can not find any proper words in my mind to describe it all proper. 1) Girls bitching - Yep always happens the girls there always tend to go out on a limb and bitch about some one at the party. 2) The spoilt brat host - Normally hosts are like cool laid back and sometimes just like a door security gaurd watching out and making sure not much mess is made if all at all haha Besides that there was a party i went to once and the kid's (he is not a kid but for now he fucking well is especially after the way he acted at that one house party he had) perants came home early and were like all friendly and such and he the host of the house party was a lot like kevin from kevin and perry. "Ohhhh muuuum why are you and dad home soooooooooo earrrly!? YOUR RUINING THE PARTY! DO NOT TALK TO MY FRIENDSsSSS!!!"So yeah drama kicked off and caused awkwardness is the long story short and i then left half hour later haha. 3) Knife DRAMA! - So yes this actually happened. At one girls house party (F.Y.I. Her house parties if you can call them that are also insanely boring and shit. The environment and people she invites beside me and few others of course are all shit and dickheads!) girls were bitching (always happens as i said earlier lol) and the boys also were (sometimes happens depends on the people there) so bunch of boys were outside having a ciggy and two boys like the host of the party tbh and one found out the other sent her "cringy" valentines stuff earlier that year and he was making fun of it and so the two had a little tiff outside and the one boy shoved the other (i did not see it all so fuck saying the rest) so they went inside after the ciggy's and argued like hell and stuff and one boy was led to the kitchen which i was also there with the party host, boy 2 and two of his friends when boy 1 came in to the kitchen they both started even more on each other getting pretty aggressive and boy 2's friend who has some mental disabilities decided to pull a knife out on boy 1 because he felt threatened at that point i was stood there like "shit! this is insane. I do not think he will use it though" he did not use it either and he put the knife down and boy 1 was fuming at that point and boy 2 and his friends got kicked out by the party host. That point i was like fucking hell what the actual fuck is going on. IS THIS A HOUSE PARTY OR LONDON I AM AT!?  4) You always have shit music being played by youtube on a laptop or a xbox. NO! FUCK OFF! GET A CD STEREO PLAYER WITH SPEAKERS AND PUT SOME CDS ON. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT! Hell even put on sky's music channels they are shit but fuck it,i have had better house parties with that shit on than a music video followed by an advert on youtube. 5) No drinks available from host's house - Now i find this shit especially when people leave it late and then say "oh bring own beer" its like the fuck? Are you not drinking then? DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING THERE?! Fuck sake you could have told me a lot earlier than as soon as i turned up. Haha that is basically it to my knowledge. WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT HOUSE PARTIES!? UPDATE***** FOR THE RECORD I DO NOT HATE HOUSE PARTIES BUT THESE ARE JUST REASONS AND PAST EXPERIENCES WHICH MAKE ME HATE THEM BUT I WILL GO TO ANY IF INVITED SO YEAH HYPOCRITE OVA HERE!

My tenth blog of random ramblin's series shall be a special one again,just thought i would give you a lil heads up.  I think I will cover embarrassment/embarrassing mistakes tbh because I often think back remember my mistakes and embarrassing moments well and they make me cringe and annoyed so I think if I get some out of my head and onto this white canvas of which I type on I could perhaps laugh about them and get over them but who knows at least maybe I can give you the reader something to read and something we can all relate with and laugh at. Who knows for now I am going to hit the hay. Bye peeps :)

Random Ramblin's: Part 5 - Back to biz

Alri? or as James Davie seems to like "WAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!???"

Back to a regular thing now as ever with my blog posts, by the way a special shoutout to people who read my posts and also a big thank you to you aswell you legends! ALSO i would like to just say thanks again as the last post was my most read so thanks all!

Last one was serious and not so upbeat or ranty was it? Well this time do not fear but do play your frets as we go on a walk down the annual watt the fuck trial of my random ramblin's.

5 - That number is my lucky number to be honest it has served me well for when i have been associated with the number for example school sports day getting the number 5 stuck to me and winning a egg and spoon race i believe i won once? Yeah once XD I am a big lad aint always been there was a few years of my child hood where i was skinny mcgee but for years i have been big lad scott to some and motherfucker jones to some others and i have been stj for many more but anyway i like the number 5. It is my lucky number as i have said.

Sign Language TV shows - Why the fuck are these types of shows on at early mornings? "3am?! OH BOY time to watch wwe with sign language wrestler Mark "The Signer" Jobber" Yeah good thinking tv organizers. I suppose in a way also its good idea because deaf people can't hear their alarms go off can they? So,they just wake up random times like whenever they want which is some how according to tv channels 3am in the morning?! DA FACK!? F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FAACKIN-BOOOLSHEEET!

Teens of today - Why and what the fuck is the cause of them being so stupid?! Their talk now consists of the following - "Lads,top quality bants,on point,cheeky nandos,cuz,swag,yolo, banter,lad and '#" they basically can and will combine all those words to make a sentence and their friends automatically know what they mean i mean what the fuck is this shit its like speaking in binary code!? EXAMPLE: Dai: "Oh Rhys lads night owt den c'mon yolo like init lad son?" Rhys: "Ah i dunno like i be off with the lads at 6 for lads on tour cheeky nandos night swaggin son #cheeynandos #ladsontour!" Dai: "Oh that is most slamming like i come to like but we gotta be on point slammin son with the lads like proper #cheekynandos and pull sum birs later init?!" Rhys: "Sahn do not even get me started cuz with that banter! My misses dumped me like she was tossing Aaron off last night while i was with her watching eastenders it was most cheeky not nandos worth doe!" Dai: "Oh im sorry butty but she is a slag tho" Rhys & Dai: "TOP QUALITY BANTS!" Rhys: Yea yeah tidy dai cheeky nandos you ledge and pullin sum birds like sounds like a proper top quality night you lad son #cheekynandos #ledge #brick #hashtage init swaggin night because yolo its most proper quality top bants" URGH!? WHAT EVEN!? You feel like an alien sometimes or even in a area full of aliens what even is this?!

People that know you,yet you do not know them?! - WHAT EVEN!? I hate it when people go "Oh alright Scotty boy long time mate" and i am stood there looking at this random person male or female like "Uh who teh fuck are you?" and they go on and on and on about "Oh you know me mun matey" then shakes my hand or gives me a hug and says "bye see you round yeah?" and walks off. It always has me stood there for almost hours after in the exact same spot like "who the fuck was that?! did they rob me? who the fuck was that?! WHY DID THEY HUG/SHAKE MY HAND?! WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!???" I go home then and its on my mind and i ask family members but what the fuck do i even say "Some boy/girl came up to me today in a blue hoody said they knew me and hugged/shaked my hand? what even who even do you even know em?!" Then they are like "No not ringing any bells but blue hoody? Oh it must be your brothers/sisters mate" and that is then more confusing. WHY DID THAT RANDOM FUCKTARD NOT TELL ME WHO THEY WERE OR HOW I WOULD KNOW THEM INSTEAD OF GREAT ME LIKE I KNOW THEM AND LIKE I HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN IN AGES?! Beats the piss out of me. Weird expression that i just used. "Beats the piss out of me"? what the fuck scott? Can someone beat piss out of you? That would be weird,never had the piss beaten out of me personally it sounds like some fucked up pornographic content to beat piss out of someone.. URGH EW MOVING ON! #ChessyNundoes

Bedtime - In this i mean, i say to myself for example right now its 5am and 2 hours ago i was tired as fuck and i said "im gonna go to bed at 4am" what the fuck happened scott? how does time go so fast when you are internetting yet in work its like taking forever!

Battery Powered Cars - So when can i get a car that operated on duracell double a's? It would be more efficient and cost effective being i'd only have to pay £5 for a pack of 10 to power the thing haha!

Robot Wars (brit tv show) - In this day and age robot wars would be fucking mental! 20 years ago well almost it was so fucking insane then people making robots out of everyday things and they made cool ass robots yet today can you imagine the shit people be making oh man it would be killer! PLEASE BRING BACK ROBOT WARS!

Movie Leaks/Spoilers - The facebook pages are doing my sweede in! "EXCLUSIVE ONSET 10 NEW PICS OF THIS NEW FILM CLICK HERE" FUCK OFF LEAKING THIS SHIT!? YOU ARE RUINING FILMS! Same goes for trailers. TRAILER MAKERS,GIVE US AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE NO BIG SCENES OR ALL THE GOOD BITS INTO 30 SECONDS TO A MINUTE VIDEOS THAT RUIN THE WHOLE MOTHER FUDGING FILM!

My Dad On Tattoo's - So my dad is awesome so is every dad out there (except scum bag dads aka ones who leave/kill their kid or get them into drugs and abuse them, yeah those kind of dads are scum bags or scum dads but scumbags and fuck tards neither the less.) Anyway my dad is against tattoo's right he has worked everyday of his life in different jobs and i broke the news yesterday that i am booked in for a tattoo and now he was surprisingly curious. I was told by my Mam that he does not like them or wants his kids aka me,my bro and sis having tats ok? So my sister has a few and he seems ok with it now i know at the time when my sis had her tattoo's she was like "don't tell dad" etc of the tats and no one really did until she did and she showed him herself right. So i told my dad i am having one on my right leg "CFH" pantera logo ok and he said to me "why have a band tattoo when give it 10 years time that band is gonna be dead?" so obviously as you can guess he does not know of my fave band too well so i replied "but the band is technically dead just 10 years ago their guitarist got shot dead on stage but the other members are alive besides its nothing much for a first tattoo" and he just replied to me "oh ok then." that was that basically. Ah my dad some day i shall write more stories of him and maybe or hopefully document his life on film and his time in the mines, yes that is right but i will save more for another day.

Speed Bumps - Why are they called that? They slow you down not speed you up? LOL!

Vines - Remember last year when they were all the rage and everyone loved them and how good they are. You look at them now and you are left like "da fuck was that shit?" R.I.P. GOOD VINES

Lets play a game! FMK Aka Fuck,Marry,Kill: Harley Quinn,Poison Ivy & Catwoman so FMK? - OH SHIT SON! THIS IS A HARD ONE (NOT A SEXUAL INNUENDO)  Oh god uh well hmm god damn wait ok ok, F = Harley Quinn, M = Catwoman & K = Ivy. Why Ivy should die? Because well she is poison and could kill you! Well all those girls could but i have more trust in them, now i am wondering what Ivy's garden is like. I better move on before i get or YOU get any ideas in your messed up head! XD

BANDS/ARTISTS FORGETTING WALES - WHY YOU DO DIS!? WE WELSH LOVE MUSIC! Yet almost EVERYONE forgets to PLAY HERE! Like FFDP they go "Oh er hey guys uk fans we are doing a mother fucking tour of uk and europe so see you again soon check online for dates" I check online and those mother fuckers are playin 1  date and its in fucking london! HOW IS 1 DATE OR ALL SHOWS IN ENGLAND A UK FUCKIN TOUR! COME TO WALES YOU MONEY GRABBING MUSIC MAKING WANKERS! You have plenty of cash! DO YOU NOT WANT MORE MONEY BY NOT PLAYING IN WALES! WALES DATES WILL MAKE YOU MONEY!!! WE GET FUCK ALL REALLY FOR BIG MUSIC ACTS! WE HAVE THE STADIUMS AND ARENA'S!!!!! YOU CAN PLAY HERE,OK FUCK THE SEVERN BRIDGE ITS A PISS TAKE FOR EVERYONE ANYWAY!!!! PLAY IN WALES PLEASE! FUCKIN PLAY OVER ERE YA BASTARDS!

Buildings that have no AC - WHAT EVEN IN THE FUCKING MADDEST WORLD ARE YOU FUCKTARDS PLAYING AT YA FRICKIN MONKEY FACED BASTARDS!? NO AC IN A PACKED WARM BUILDING!? YOU ARE A FUCKING MAHOOOSIVE DICKHEAD FOR DOING THAT ITS A BIGGER FLAW THAN A HOLE THAT LEADS TO THE GENERATORS THAT BLOW UP THE MOTHER LOVIN' DETH STARR! "Oh its no bigger than a swamp rat" I DONT CARE COVER THAT HOLE UP OR I WILL FORCE LIGHTNING YOU!

Warm Rain - Man i tell you,it is such a unexpected bastard in hot weather when it suddenly rains and the rain is hot too! Its like "yes lord cool me down with your rain! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" scott are you alright?! *Le me turns into Batman Villain Two-Face* XD

Shower settings be like - Antartica = Cold......SO COLD! I think i can see that Jack guy from the titanic oh F-F-F--F-F-F--F-F-F-F-F--FUUUU-----CK, Middle = Welsh weather wet but slightly warm "Ah not too bad typical welsh weather dur make up yo mind like init" and finally Mordor = WARM SO FUCKING WARM IM BURNING I AM LITERALLY DIEING AND EVERYONE THINKS I AM HAVING A CASUAL SHOWER!? SEND HELP!!!

Right oh my metal gods i am off to bed and i think i have wrote enough here and i also need a pee so i shall continue my random ramblin's next time in part 6! BAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE