Alri? or as James Davie seems to like "WAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!???"
Back to a regular thing now as ever with my blog posts, by the way a special shoutout to people who read my posts and also a big thank you to you aswell you legends! ALSO i would like to just say thanks again as the last post was my most read so thanks all!
Last one was serious and not so upbeat or ranty was it? Well this time do not fear but do play your frets as we go on a walk down the annual watt the fuck trial of my random ramblin's.
5 - That number is my lucky number to be honest it has served me well for when i have been associated with the number for example school sports day getting the number 5 stuck to me and winning a egg and spoon race i believe i won once? Yeah once XD I am a big lad aint always been there was a few years of my child hood where i was skinny mcgee but for years i have been big lad scott to some and motherfucker jones to some others and i have been stj for many more but anyway i like the number 5. It is my lucky number as i have said.
Sign Language TV shows - Why the fuck are these types of shows on at early mornings? "3am?! OH BOY time to watch wwe with sign language wrestler Mark "The Signer" Jobber" Yeah good thinking tv organizers. I suppose in a way also its good idea because deaf people can't hear their alarms go off can they? So,they just wake up random times like whenever they want which is some how according to tv channels 3am in the morning?! DA FACK!? F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FAACKIN-BOOOLSHEEET!
Teens of today - Why and what the fuck is the cause of them being so stupid?! Their talk now consists of the following - "Lads,top quality bants,on point,cheeky nandos,cuz,swag,yolo, banter,lad and '#" they basically can and will combine all those words to make a sentence and their friends automatically know what they mean i mean what the fuck is this shit its like speaking in binary code!? EXAMPLE: Dai: "Oh Rhys lads night owt den c'mon yolo like init lad son?" Rhys: "Ah i dunno like i be off with the lads at 6 for lads on tour cheeky nandos night swaggin son #cheeynandos #ladsontour!" Dai: "Oh that is most slamming like i come to like but we gotta be on point slammin son with the lads like proper #cheekynandos and pull sum birs later init?!" Rhys: "Sahn do not even get me started cuz with that banter! My misses dumped me like she was tossing Aaron off last night while i was with her watching eastenders it was most cheeky not nandos worth doe!" Dai: "Oh im sorry butty but she is a slag tho" Rhys & Dai: "TOP QUALITY BANTS!" Rhys: Yea yeah tidy dai cheeky nandos you ledge and pullin sum birds like sounds like a proper top quality night you lad son #cheekynandos #ledge #brick #hashtage init swaggin night because yolo its most proper quality top bants" URGH!? WHAT EVEN!? You feel like an alien sometimes or even in a area full of aliens what even is this?!
People that know you,yet you do not know them?! - WHAT EVEN!? I hate it when people go "Oh alright Scotty boy long time mate" and i am stood there looking at this random person male or female like "Uh who teh fuck are you?" and they go on and on and on about "Oh you know me mun matey" then shakes my hand or gives me a hug and says "bye see you round yeah?" and walks off. It always has me stood there for almost hours after in the exact same spot like "who the fuck was that?! did they rob me? who the fuck was that?! WHY DID THEY HUG/SHAKE MY HAND?! WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!???" I go home then and its on my mind and i ask family members but what the fuck do i even say "Some boy/girl came up to me today in a blue hoody said they knew me and hugged/shaked my hand? what even who even do you even know em?!" Then they are like "No not ringing any bells but blue hoody? Oh it must be your brothers/sisters mate" and that is then more confusing. WHY DID THAT RANDOM FUCKTARD NOT TELL ME WHO THEY WERE OR HOW I WOULD KNOW THEM INSTEAD OF GREAT ME LIKE I KNOW THEM AND LIKE I HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN IN AGES?! Beats the piss out of me. Weird expression that i just used. "Beats the piss out of me"? what the fuck scott? Can someone beat piss out of you? That would be weird,never had the piss beaten out of me personally it sounds like some fucked up pornographic content to beat piss out of someone.. URGH EW MOVING ON! #ChessyNundoes
Bedtime - In this i mean, i say to myself for example right now its 5am and 2 hours ago i was tired as fuck and i said "im gonna go to bed at 4am" what the fuck happened scott? how does time go so fast when you are internetting yet in work its like taking forever!
Battery Powered Cars - So when can i get a car that operated on duracell double a's? It would be more efficient and cost effective being i'd only have to pay £5 for a pack of 10 to power the thing haha!
Robot Wars (brit tv show) - In this day and age robot wars would be fucking mental! 20 years ago well almost it was so fucking insane then people making robots out of everyday things and they made cool ass robots yet today can you imagine the shit people be making oh man it would be killer! PLEASE BRING BACK ROBOT WARS!
Movie Leaks/Spoilers - The facebook pages are doing my sweede in! "EXCLUSIVE ONSET 10 NEW PICS OF THIS NEW FILM CLICK HERE" FUCK OFF LEAKING THIS SHIT!? YOU ARE RUINING FILMS! Same goes for trailers. TRAILER MAKERS,GIVE US AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE NO BIG SCENES OR ALL THE GOOD BITS INTO 30 SECONDS TO A MINUTE VIDEOS THAT RUIN THE WHOLE MOTHER FUDGING FILM!
My Dad On Tattoo's - So my dad is awesome so is every dad out there (except scum bag dads aka ones who leave/kill their kid or get them into drugs and abuse them, yeah those kind of dads are scum bags or scum dads but scumbags and fuck tards neither the less.) Anyway my dad is against tattoo's right he has worked everyday of his life in different jobs and i broke the news yesterday that i am booked in for a tattoo and now he was surprisingly curious. I was told by my Mam that he does not like them or wants his kids aka me,my bro and sis having tats ok? So my sister has a few and he seems ok with it now i know at the time when my sis had her tattoo's she was like "don't tell dad" etc of the tats and no one really did until she did and she showed him herself right. So i told my dad i am having one on my right leg "CFH" pantera logo ok and he said to me "why have a band tattoo when give it 10 years time that band is gonna be dead?" so obviously as you can guess he does not know of my fave band too well so i replied "but the band is technically dead just 10 years ago their guitarist got shot dead on stage but the other members are alive besides its nothing much for a first tattoo" and he just replied to me "oh ok then." that was that basically. Ah my dad some day i shall write more stories of him and maybe or hopefully document his life on film and his time in the mines, yes that is right but i will save more for another day.
Speed Bumps - Why are they called that? They slow you down not speed you up? LOL!
Vines - Remember last year when they were all the rage and everyone loved them and how good they are. You look at them now and you are left like "da fuck was that shit?" R.I.P. GOOD VINES
Lets play a game! FMK Aka Fuck,Marry,Kill: Harley Quinn,Poison Ivy & Catwoman so FMK? - OH SHIT SON! THIS IS A HARD ONE (NOT A SEXUAL INNUENDO) Oh god uh well hmm god damn wait ok ok, F = Harley Quinn, M = Catwoman & K = Ivy. Why Ivy should die? Because well she is poison and could kill you! Well all those girls could but i have more trust in them, now i am wondering what Ivy's garden is like. I better move on before i get or YOU get any ideas in your messed up head! XD
BANDS/ARTISTS FORGETTING WALES - WHY YOU DO DIS!? WE WELSH LOVE MUSIC! Yet almost EVERYONE forgets to PLAY HERE! Like FFDP they go "Oh er hey guys uk fans we are doing a mother fucking tour of uk and europe so see you again soon check online for dates" I check online and those mother fuckers are playin 1 date and its in fucking london! HOW IS 1 DATE OR ALL SHOWS IN ENGLAND A UK FUCKIN TOUR! COME TO WALES YOU MONEY GRABBING MUSIC MAKING WANKERS! You have plenty of cash! DO YOU NOT WANT MORE MONEY BY NOT PLAYING IN WALES! WALES DATES WILL MAKE YOU MONEY!!! WE GET FUCK ALL REALLY FOR BIG MUSIC ACTS! WE HAVE THE STADIUMS AND ARENA'S!!!!! YOU CAN PLAY HERE,OK FUCK THE SEVERN BRIDGE ITS A PISS TAKE FOR EVERYONE ANYWAY!!!! PLAY IN WALES PLEASE! FUCKIN PLAY OVER ERE YA BASTARDS!
Buildings that have no AC - WHAT EVEN IN THE FUCKING MADDEST WORLD ARE YOU FUCKTARDS PLAYING AT YA FRICKIN MONKEY FACED BASTARDS!? NO AC IN A PACKED WARM BUILDING!? YOU ARE A FUCKING MAHOOOSIVE DICKHEAD FOR DOING THAT ITS A BIGGER FLAW THAN A HOLE THAT LEADS TO THE GENERATORS THAT BLOW UP THE MOTHER LOVIN' DETH STARR! "Oh its no bigger than a swamp rat" I DONT CARE COVER THAT HOLE UP OR I WILL FORCE LIGHTNING YOU!
Warm Rain - Man i tell you,it is such a unexpected bastard in hot weather when it suddenly rains and the rain is hot too! Its like "yes lord cool me down with your rain! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" scott are you alright?! *Le me turns into Batman Villain Two-Face* XD
Shower settings be like - Antartica = Cold......SO COLD! I think i can see that Jack guy from the titanic oh F-F-F--F-F-F--F-F-F-F-F--FUUUU-----CK, Middle = Welsh weather wet but slightly warm "Ah not too bad typical welsh weather dur make up yo mind like init" and finally Mordor = WARM SO FUCKING WARM IM BURNING I AM LITERALLY DIEING AND EVERYONE THINKS I AM HAVING A CASUAL SHOWER!? SEND HELP!!!
Right oh my metal gods i am off to bed and i think i have wrote enough here and i also need a pee so i shall continue my random ramblin's next time in part 6! BAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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