Top 10 Fozzy Songs

Fozzy the metal band headed by Chris Jericho started off as an Ozzy Osborne covers band BUT quickly went into making their own music, and it rocked, THEY ROCK! 

As of September 2022, the band has released eight studio albums and one live album. Their first two albums consist of primarily cover songs with some original material, while their albums since have made original material the primary focus.

10: Do You Wanna Start A War?

Starting off strong with this catchy belter. Fall in line and obey if you want to start a war, you better do it right now!

9: Sandpaper

Jericho teams with M.Shadows on this belter. Jericho once said: "It's not about a piece of paper that you rub on your face that chafes you, it's just about an abrasive type of feeling that you might have toward somebody. So it's just stuff like that. But we still sing it with a smile on our faces."

8: Sane

The video for this was filmed on the world's longest wooden Rollercoaster. "Sane," with its ebb and flow of hushed anxiety and expressive, relief-struck chorus, is an ode to those who live their lives a bit crazier than the average person. "In times like these, I don't wanna be sane," sing Jericho over the refrain.

7: I Still Burn

Jericho said: I Still Burn is the story of the dreams, the passion and the fire that lies within all of us to be the absolute best we can be…and to do WHATEVER it takes to achieve the goals that make our dreams come true! The sacrifices, the losses, and the triumphs that we have all experienced make up the lyrical DNA of this song. I Still Burn is Fozzy’s mission statement, our life’s work and our destiny…and we are so proud to share this message of victory with our Fozzy family!! Plus, Rich’s guitar solo fuckin rules!!!”

6: Nowhere To Run

This track is a strong statement right out of the gate, filled with aggressive gritty guitars to open the song before giving way to more dreamily melodic verses and a defiant, anthemic chorus.

5: Painless

Jericho said: It’s based around a bad relationship and somebody’s just numbing you to the pain, almost like if you get bit by a black widow, and it numbs you as it kills you,” the vocalist raves. “I just love that, like every breath I take is one closer to death when I’m with you.”

4: Martyr No More

Chris Jericho says that he wrote the lyrics about someone who can do anything except for put up with their significant other any longer, something everyone can relate too.

3: Enemy

“Enemy” is about anybody that has those problems that they want to hurt themselves or someone else. A Fozzy Classic! I first heard this during a TNA PPV back in like 2007 I think. 

2: Burn Me Out

An absolute banger in my opinion. 

1: Judas

Here's the world famous AEW Fozzy SPecial! Sing it loud and proud for Le Champion!

And that is my list!

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Top 10 Foo Fighters Songs

What if i said this list is not like the others?

What if I asked how the devil are you? How about we get on the list?

So I'm going to be listing my top 10 faves. I hope you like this list and the songs on them and if you have any other suggestions please comment or tag me on twitter @1stmetalgod. 

10: Monkey Wrench

Grohl told Mojo magazine January 2010 this is about the disintegration of his marriage to photographer Jennifer Youngblood: "It's about living with someone and feeling like you're living in a fu--ing cell. And then I wound up getting a divorce," he said. Good entry to the top 10 is this fast energetic 1 in 10 song. 

9: Arlandria 

Arlandria is a town in Virginia where Dave said he lived when he moved back there, he also said Virginia is his mom's name so I think the "my sweet Virginia, I'm the same as I was in your arms" might be a double meaning. overall I think it's him kind of saying, I'm gonna be myself, if I'm not who you want me to be then back off. It hits hard and then slows but god is this a good one! 

8: Times Like These

It's times like these I sit and think wow, Foo's have some class tracks haha. The lyrics discuss how Dave Grohl felt "like I wasn't entirely myself" during the three-month hiatus the Foo Fighters entered following the tense and unsatisfying first recording sessions for One by One, as well as his uncertainty about the future of the band. This one makes me feel nostalgic thinking of times with my friends. 

7: Best Of You

I've got another confession to make this one is awesome. The song doesn't have to be confined to cliched songs about love and relationships, it's about "breaking free from things that confine you", as said by Dave Grohl. At the risk of sounding sentimental, it could be breaking free from the things in you that were holding you down, all the regrets, all the pain, that you may have felt, everything that which is holding down your full potential. Such an inspiring song, feels good man. 

6: My Hero

Aim for the bushes because there goes my hero at number 6. Dave said "['My Hero' is] my way of saying that when I was young, I didn't have big rock heroes, I didn't want to grow up and be some big sporting hero. My heroes were ordinary people and the people that I have a lot of respect for are just solid everyday people - people you can rely on.". Honestly one of their best songs! 

5: All My Life

Dave Grohl has said that this is about cunnilingus, which is the female equivalent of fellatio. Listen to the lyrics, and you'll hear the innuendoes: "I love it but I hate the taste," "Over and over down on my knees." "yeah this song is kinda dirty". Angsty tune for me love this makes me headbang and sing along as loud as i can cruising home. 

4: Walk

I think it's about finally getting a shot at something and taking full advantage of it, living in the moment, embracing life, TRIUMPH! The best song from their hit album wasting light. 

3: Everlong

Everlong was written against the background of the break-up of Dave Grohl's first marriage to photographer Jennifer Youngblood. Having returned home to Virginia for Christmas 1996, Grohl turned the initial riff into a complete song and wrote the lyrics after falling for a new woman, "That song's about a girl that I'd fallen in love with and it was basically about being connected to someone so much, that not only do you love them physically and spiritually, but when you sing along with them you harmonise perfectly." There was a girl I used to like and this song would make me cry a lot because I felt it was how my situation and feelings were for her. 

2: The Pretender 

Grohl revealed in an interview with the XFM Radio station that they put this song together in a day, while other tracks on the record took several weeks. In the same interview he alluded that the song referred to political unrest and people not getting what they're promised but would prefer people to have their own idea or interpretation. Such an anthem man, one of my all time faves. 

1: Learn To Fly 

My first time hearing Foo Fighters was with this song and it's one of my faves of theirs, comedic video and catchy great tune to boot. The music video for the song was directed by Jesse Peretz and won the 2000 Grammy Award for Best Short Form Music Video. The music video features the Foo and Tenacious D and it's a parody of Airplane basically so what could go wrong? First song and fave song from the Foo's for me. 

Thanks for reading, that's my list, come back again for more blogs and top 10s and all other assorted bits and bobs to make you laugh and make you think. 

Top 10 Female Fronted Bands/Groups

Helo and welcome back to my blog, here I am listing my top 10 fave female fronted bands. 

Any genre and era are welcome here. 

With the bands listed I will be listing a bit of info on them followed by my fave song by them.

10: Within Temptation

Within Temptation is a Dutch symphonic metal band founded in April 1996 by vocalist Sharon den Adel and guitarist Robert Westerholt.  Fave song by them is Dangerous, such a great collab with Howard Jones. 

9: Paramore

Paramore is an American rock band from Franklin, Tennessee, formed in 2004. The band currently consists of lead vocalist Hayley Williams, guitarist Taylor York and drummer Zac Farro. Williams and Farro are founding members of the group, while York, a high school friend of the original lineup, joined in 2007. My fave song is Misery Business an obvious choice but i'm only picking one song per artist to rep the band here.  

8: Halestorm

Halestorm is an American rock band from Red Lion, Pennsylvania, consisting of lead vocalist and guitarist Lzzy Hale, her brother drummer and percussionist Arejay Hale, guitarist Joe Hottinger, and bassist Josh Smith. God are these guys amazing, i seen them live once and holy shit did they blow me away and fave song I think i will go with Love Bites (But so do i).

7: The Cranberries

The Cranberries were an Irish rock band formed in Limerick, Ireland, in 1989 by lead singer Niall Quinn, guitarist Noel Hogan, bassist Mike Hogan, and drummer Fergal Lawler. Quinn was replaced as lead singer by Dolores O'Riordan in 1990. Zombie is such a powerful anthem its why its my fave song by them. 

6: Evanescence

Evanescence is an American rock band founded in Little Rock, Arkansas, in 1995 by singer and pianist Amy Lee and guitarist Ben Moody. After recording independent albums, the band released their first full-length album, Fallen, on Wind-up Records in 2003. My fave song by them is Bring Me To Life, such a class anthem. 

5: The Pretty Reckless

The Pretty Reckless is an American rock band from New York City, formed in 2009. The band consists of Taylor Momsen, Ben Phillips, Mark Damon, and Jamie Perkins. The band released their debut studio album, Light Me Up, in August 2010. Fave song by them is Make Me Wanna Die because holy shit does that slap. 

 4: Nightwish

Nightwish is a symphonic metal band from Kitee, Finland. The band was formed in 1996 by lead songwriter and keyboardist Tuomas Holopainen, guitarist Emppu Vuorinen, and former lead singer Tarja Turunen. My fave song is Bye Bye Beautiful. 

3: Blondie

Blondie is an American rock band co-founded by singer Debbie Harry and guitarist Chris Stein. The band were pioneers in the American punk and then the new wave scene of the mid-1970s in New York. Fave song be One Way Or Another. 

2: Abba

ABBA are a Swedish pop group formed in Stockholm in 1972 by Agnetha Fältskog, Björn Ulvaeus, Benny Andersson, and Anni-Frid Lyngstad. The group's name is an acronym of the first letters of their first names.Mama Mia would have to be my pick for my fave song of their but omg do they have some hits so it's hard to choose just one. 

1: Fleetwood Mac

Fleetwood Mac are a British-American rock band, formed in London in 1967. Fleetwood Mac were founded by guitarist Peter Green, drummer Mick Fleetwood and guitarist Jeremy Spencer, before bassist John McVie joined the lineup for their self-titled debut album. Danny Kirwan joined as a third guitarist in 1968. Go Your Own Way is my pick for fave song of the Mac but again is it hard to pick just one song. 

So that's that, list all done. Did you like it? Do you like any of these? Did I forget your fave?

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Musical Artists To Watch In The Next Decade. (2020)

These following bands and artist's I have discovered over the past decade and i think they deserve more love and recognition and a bigger following because i love their music and some of these on the list i have only discovered recently but i have loved what i have heard from them so artists like Billy Eilish, Bad Wolves, Poppy, Wind Rose, Alien Weaponry, Grailknights they are recent to my hearing and seeing of them. Where as the rest i have heard and followed from the start of the 2010's to the middle of them.

I will just provide bit of info to these artist's and bands and leave you to look them up and give them a listen/follow on the socials. 

Sabaton

Sabaton is a Swedish heavy metal band from Falun. The band's main lyrical themes are based on war, historical battles, and acts of heroism—the name is a reference to a sabaton, knight's foot armour.

Poppy

Moriah Rose Pereira, known professionally as Poppy, is an American singer, songwriter, actress, fashion model, YouTuber, and religious leader. Her new album I Disagree is coming out on 10th January and its a post genre pop metal album which so far has been banging, highly recommend checking it out! 

Billie Eilish

American singer and songwriter. Born and raised in Highland Park, Los Angeles, Eilish began singing at a young age. She gained media attention in 2016, when she uploaded the song "Ocean Eyes" on SoundCloud, subsequently released by Darkroom and Interscope Records.

Ghost

Ghost, also formerly known as Ghost B.C. in the United States, is a Swedish rock band that was formed in Linköping, Sweden in 2006. In 2010, they released a 3-track demo followed by a 7" vinyl titled "Elizabeth", and later their debut full-length album Opus Eponymous.

Bad Wolves

Bad Wolves is an American heavy metal band formed in 2017. They are best known for their 2018 cover of The Cranberries' 1994 hit "Zombie". 

GloryHammer

Gloryhammer is an Anglo-Swiss symphonic power metal band founded by keyboardist Christopher Bowes, lead vocalist of the band Alestorm. Each member of the band represents a character in the story concept. The band appears on-stage in armour and costumes.

Powerwolf

Powerwolf is a German power metal band founded in 2003 in Saarbrücken by members of Red Aim. The band consists of vocalist Karsten Brill as "Attila Dorn", lead guitarist Benjamin Buss as "Matthew Greywolf", bassist/rhythm guitarist David Vogt as "Charles Greywolf", keyboardist Christian Jost as "Falk Maria Schlegel" and drummer Roel van Helden. The group uses dark themes and images, musically and lyrically, contrary to traditional power metal music, as well as corpse paint, gothic-tinged compositions and songs about Transylvanian werewolf and vampire legends.

Wind Rose

Wind Rose is an Italian heavy metal band founded in 2009 in Pisa, Tuscany. The band has released four studio albums, most recently Wintersaga in September 2019. Their lyrics take inspiration in the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.

Alien Weaponry

Alien Weaponry is a heavy metal band from Waipu, New Zealand, formed in 2010 by brothers Henry and Lewis de Jong. The band consists of Henry de Jong, Lewis de Jong, and Ethan Trembath. All three members have Māori ancestry and several of their songs are written in the Māori language.

Skillet

Skillet is an American Christian rock band formed in Memphis, Tennessee, in 1996. The band currently consists of husband John and wife Korey Cooper along with Jen Ledger and Seth Morrison. The band has released ten albums, with two, Collide and Comatose, receiving Grammy nominations.

21 Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is an American musical duo from Columbus, Ohio. The band was formed in 2009 by lead vocalist Tyler Joseph along with Nick Thomas and Chris Salih, both of whom left in 2011. Since their departure, the line-up has consisted of Joseph and drummer Josh Dun.

Grailknights

Grailknights is a melodic death metal/power metal/viking metal band from Hanover. Their music is basically superhero metal, unique and cool. 

BabyMetal 

Babymetal are a Japanese kawaii metal band. The band consists of Suzuka Nakamoto as "Su-metal" and Moa Kikuchi as "Moametal". The band is produced by Kobametal from the Amuse talent agency.

So hit these people up on social media and all your streaming websites and support them and remember to support your local scene as every musician has started playing on streets in small pubs etc and they all move up with our support and bring us brilliant music.

Follow, support and stay shiny!

Top 10 Metal Songs!

What is up metallic nation?

Hope you are well and oiled ready to take your circuits for a spin in the mosh pit as today i am going to be listing my top 10 fave metal songs. This list was suggested by James Davie so a big shoutout and thanks to him.

What comes to mind when i say metal? Music? Actual metal? Aggressive vocals? Screeching guitars with amps turned up to 11? Long hair? All black clothing? 

Well what ever it is, this list is all about the metal music that is guaranteed to get you reacting either by moshing or maybe saying "well not bad but this song should have been in here" whatever it maybe or hell you could leave a comment saying "keep port talbot steelworks open!" and that is still valid to say so yeah, no matter what pops to mind do comment below at anytime and read on and enjoy :) 

RULES: One song per band....god i like to make my list's tough huh? lol. 

Funny enough when i think of metal it's normally all of these on the list that pop to mind first of all. Will post my opinion of the song, a link to the song and facts about the song. 

10: Breaking The Law - Judas Priest

Da da da da da da dada BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW! At number 10 Judas rides in past the speed limit with this classic. You are guaranteed to know this from the starting riff and chorus and if you don't well you are BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW! The lyrics tell of someone who gets tired of everything that comes with an ordinary life - that life has become boring. This leads the person to take a chance and start breaking the law. The song has left its mark in many places in popular culture. It was ranked #40 on VH1's 40 Greatest Metal songs list. Beavis and Butthead used to sing the song when they did something knowingly illegal. It's been used in some TV commercials, and in movies like Scarface: The World Is Yours. It's also appeared in The Simpsons.

9: Holy Diver - Dio

Another classic you are bound to know. If not for the Dio version then perhaps the Killswitch version. Both i love. Dio did it first however and it is a very iconic piece of music. Hmm mmm yeaah yeeah HOLY DIVAH! What is becoming of you? This song is about Satan, and his descent to Hell (his "dive"). The lyrics deal specifically with Revelations 12:9 where Satan was cast to the earth. The tiger is symbolic of the wild beast that comes out of the sea, as mentioned in Revelations 13:1. In June 2009, Dio told the NME: "'Holy Diver' is the metal tune that will not die. For some reason, that album and the song really hit a chord with people. Killswitch Engage did a version of it and I saw them do it at a festival recently where the reaction to their version was wonderful. But it's not something that gets resurrected every once in a while, it's just always there. I guess it's because good songs always work. What usually happens when people in bands meet me for the first time and they're fans is that they'll sing [adopts a self-mocking high pitched voice] 'Hoooly Diiiiiver' at me! It happens all the time and it's very touching."

8: Halo - Machine Head

Now many overlook this when it comes to best metal songs for me this one is a modern masterpiece. Such a great track. Rob Flynn says:"This is basically an anti-religion song, about the stuff that's been going on in America like them trying to make abortions illegal again. It's a halo over our demise". This is about how America, though supposedly a country of freedom, is still under the strangelhold of Christianity, as evidenced with the recent abortion debates. This song reflects exactly how I feel about religion and America - that society is still under it's grasp, no matter how progressive we claim to be. It's a sad, epic call for freedom from the chains of Christianity.

7: Before I Forget - Slipknot

For many metal fans this was one of the songs that got them into slipknot and metal too. Corey Taylor's lyrics are open to interpretation, which is how he likes it. This song deals with evolution and the nature of man. In 2006, this won a Grammy Award for Best Metal Performance. This was Slipknot's first Grammy - they were nominated for the award six years in a row before finally winning. The beeping at the end of the song is Morse code, which spells out the word "Slipknot." Slipknot rarely appear without their masks, but they do in this video, although only tight shots of their faces are seen. 

6: Down with the Sickness - Disturbed

Everyone know's this for the iconic unforgettable primal vocals of Draiman. "OH WAH AH AH AH!" This is about how society treats people who are "different." A lot of people think they are "sick" and "wrong" and want nothing to do with them. In the middle of the song, David acts out a skit where he is being abused by his mother (not in the radio version). Finally, he builds up enough courage and hits her right back. This is used to symbolise how "mother society" abuses "her" children for not being the way "she" thinks they should. "She" keeps doing it until "her" children get sick of it and are so angry with her and themselves they go out and get revenge for it, most likely by killing the people that hurt them ("here it comes, get ready to die!") A good example of this would be the school shootings that go on around the country.

5: Walk - Pantera

One of my personal favourites and it kicks major ass bro so of course it is on this list. The main riff was written while the band was warming up for a show on guitarist Dimebag Darrell's practice amp when Phil Anselmo shouted, "We gotta write some s--t for this new album." Dime immediately started playing the opening riff, and Vinnie tapped the drums on the wall. They were filming for the home video and caught it all on tape to remember the riff. When Pantera first found success, they found their pals were treating them a little different as they thought the fame had gone to their heads. Frontman Phil Anselmo explained to Kerrang: "I wrote this when Pantera were first getting a lot of attention. I came back from touring and my friends had taken it upon themselves to think that I'd changed as a person into this big rockstar. 'Walk' was me telling them to shove that attitude up their ass."

4: Hallowed Be Thy Name - Iron Maiden

Here's an amazing piece of music. This song is about a man who is on death row and about to be executed, it is from the perspective of that man. Pure genius metal lyrics, incredible riffs, and the godly voice of Bruce Dickinson makes this song the greatest metal song of all time. It practically defines metal. I thank you Iron Maiden for creating this masterpiece. 

3: One - Metallica

Such a tune! This song is about a soldier fighting in a war and a mortar blows off in his face. He can't hear, see, smell, taste and he doesn't have arms or legs. He comes out of a coma in a hospital. During the time he is in the hospital he reflects on his life and things his father told him. Eventually the doctors get worried because he's having spasms all the time, but he doesn't seem to be dying. They call in the general and he can't figure it out either but the soldier with the general recognise it. "Its Morse code," he says. The general asks what he is saying and the soldier looks for a minute and then says, "He is saying K-I-L-L- M-E over and over again. The lyrics are based on the novel Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, which is about World War I. This was the first video Metallica made, and it expanded their fan base by giving them a presence on MTV.

2: Iron Man - Black Sabbath

Now come on everyone know's this one and this is here for so many good reasons of course. There’s a well-thumbed story that the Black Sabbath song Iron Manwas inspired by the Marvel Comics character of the same name. But it’s not true. Although Marvel had established that superhero in 1963, Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler, who wrote the lyrics for the iconic song, had never even heard of him in 1970. The idea for the song (which first appeared on the second Sabbath album, Paranoid, released in 1970), actually started with Ozzy Osbourne. Geezer - “I can’t exactly recall what Ozzy said, but it was something like: ‘Why don’t we do a song called Iron Man, or maybe Iron Bloke’. That got me thinking about a lump of metal, and then putting it all into a science-fiction context. It all flowed from there. The storyline – a self-fulfilment prophecy, mixed up with time travel – is actually quite complex. It’s about a man who goes into the future and witnesses the apocalypse. Going back to his own time, he encounters a rogue magnetic field, which turns him into a mute, steel creature. Unable to talk, he still tries to warn people about the impending end of the world, but is only mocked for his troubles. Angry and bitter, he eventually causes the devastation he’d warned everyone about. Ultimately the would-be hero becomes the villain."

1: Ace Of Spades - Motorhead 

Everyone know's this one. You probably called this at number one too. Everyone from your dog to your great nana knows and likes this one. Ace of Spades’ is rated as one of the greatest rock and metal songs ever made and has seeped into popular culture, becoming the default music to represent anarchic mayhem on endless TV shows and movies. The gambling references are a metaphor for a hard-living, wreckless lifestyle; biking, drinking, drugs, fighting, etc. He knows that it will do him in eventually, that he'll eventually be dealt the "Ace of Spades" (the death card,) but that's the way he likes it; die with your boots on and all that. The "Ace Of Spades" is the dead man's hand, which was Wild Bill Hancock's hand as he was shot dead (he was an American sheriff who was killed during a game of poker). The hand consists of aces and eights, including the ace of spades.

Alright that completes my list. Remember this is just my thoughts on my personal fave top 10 metal songs and is not the true defining list of the top 10 metal songs.

Click the pics to be taken to the songs. 

If you wish to suggest future topics or top 10's for me to discuss and list please comment on google or tweet me @1stmetalgod +1STMETALGOD and let your opinions be heard also. I would love to hear from you all. 

As ever thank you very much for reading and for suggesting topics, i love my readers, you guys make my day every day :) 

See you soon!

Best Music Quotes (In Pics!)

Yep back once again is the renegade master!

This time gonna post some music quotes in pics of course. 

Music quotes will come from musicians and other sources. 

It's a tradition now and i promise it will end and normallity in posts will return but til then. Works going well i think.

So enjoy!

I hope you have taken it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

See you again soon.

Random Ramblin's: Part 5 - Back to biz

Alri? or as James Davie seems to like "WAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!???"

Back to a regular thing now as ever with my blog posts, by the way a special shoutout to people who read my posts and also a big thank you to you aswell you legends! ALSO i would like to just say thanks again as the last post was my most read so thanks all!

Last one was serious and not so upbeat or ranty was it? Well this time do not fear but do play your frets as we go on a walk down the annual watt the fuck trial of my random ramblin's.

5 - That number is my lucky number to be honest it has served me well for when i have been associated with the number for example school sports day getting the number 5 stuck to me and winning a egg and spoon race i believe i won once? Yeah once XD I am a big lad aint always been there was a few years of my child hood where i was skinny mcgee but for years i have been big lad scott to some and motherfucker jones to some others and i have been stj for many more but anyway i like the number 5. It is my lucky number as i have said.

Sign Language TV shows - Why the fuck are these types of shows on at early mornings? "3am?! OH BOY time to watch wwe with sign language wrestler Mark "The Signer" Jobber" Yeah good thinking tv organizers. I suppose in a way also its good idea because deaf people can't hear their alarms go off can they? So,they just wake up random times like whenever they want which is some how according to tv channels 3am in the morning?! DA FACK!? F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FAACKIN-BOOOLSHEEET!

Teens of today - Why and what the fuck is the cause of them being so stupid?! Their talk now consists of the following - "Lads,top quality bants,on point,cheeky nandos,cuz,swag,yolo, banter,lad and '#" they basically can and will combine all those words to make a sentence and their friends automatically know what they mean i mean what the fuck is this shit its like speaking in binary code!? EXAMPLE: Dai: "Oh Rhys lads night owt den c'mon yolo like init lad son?" Rhys: "Ah i dunno like i be off with the lads at 6 for lads on tour cheeky nandos night swaggin son #cheeynandos #ladsontour!" Dai: "Oh that is most slamming like i come to like but we gotta be on point slammin son with the lads like proper #cheekynandos and pull sum birs later init?!" Rhys: "Sahn do not even get me started cuz with that banter! My misses dumped me like she was tossing Aaron off last night while i was with her watching eastenders it was most cheeky not nandos worth doe!" Dai: "Oh im sorry butty but she is a slag tho" Rhys & Dai: "TOP QUALITY BANTS!" Rhys: Yea yeah tidy dai cheeky nandos you ledge and pullin sum birds like sounds like a proper top quality night you lad son #cheekynandos #ledge #brick #hashtage init swaggin night because yolo its most proper quality top bants" URGH!? WHAT EVEN!? You feel like an alien sometimes or even in a area full of aliens what even is this?!

People that know you,yet you do not know them?! - WHAT EVEN!? I hate it when people go "Oh alright Scotty boy long time mate" and i am stood there looking at this random person male or female like "Uh who teh fuck are you?" and they go on and on and on about "Oh you know me mun matey" then shakes my hand or gives me a hug and says "bye see you round yeah?" and walks off. It always has me stood there for almost hours after in the exact same spot like "who the fuck was that?! did they rob me? who the fuck was that?! WHY DID THEY HUG/SHAKE MY HAND?! WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!???" I go home then and its on my mind and i ask family members but what the fuck do i even say "Some boy/girl came up to me today in a blue hoody said they knew me and hugged/shaked my hand? what even who even do you even know em?!" Then they are like "No not ringing any bells but blue hoody? Oh it must be your brothers/sisters mate" and that is then more confusing. WHY DID THAT RANDOM FUCKTARD NOT TELL ME WHO THEY WERE OR HOW I WOULD KNOW THEM INSTEAD OF GREAT ME LIKE I KNOW THEM AND LIKE I HAVE NOT BEEN SEEN IN AGES?! Beats the piss out of me. Weird expression that i just used. "Beats the piss out of me"? what the fuck scott? Can someone beat piss out of you? That would be weird,never had the piss beaten out of me personally it sounds like some fucked up pornographic content to beat piss out of someone.. URGH EW MOVING ON! #ChessyNundoes

Bedtime - In this i mean, i say to myself for example right now its 5am and 2 hours ago i was tired as fuck and i said "im gonna go to bed at 4am" what the fuck happened scott? how does time go so fast when you are internetting yet in work its like taking forever!

Battery Powered Cars - So when can i get a car that operated on duracell double a's? It would be more efficient and cost effective being i'd only have to pay £5 for a pack of 10 to power the thing haha!

Robot Wars (brit tv show) - In this day and age robot wars would be fucking mental! 20 years ago well almost it was so fucking insane then people making robots out of everyday things and they made cool ass robots yet today can you imagine the shit people be making oh man it would be killer! PLEASE BRING BACK ROBOT WARS!

Movie Leaks/Spoilers - The facebook pages are doing my sweede in! "EXCLUSIVE ONSET 10 NEW PICS OF THIS NEW FILM CLICK HERE" FUCK OFF LEAKING THIS SHIT!? YOU ARE RUINING FILMS! Same goes for trailers. TRAILER MAKERS,GIVE US AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE NO BIG SCENES OR ALL THE GOOD BITS INTO 30 SECONDS TO A MINUTE VIDEOS THAT RUIN THE WHOLE MOTHER FUDGING FILM!

My Dad On Tattoo's - So my dad is awesome so is every dad out there (except scum bag dads aka ones who leave/kill their kid or get them into drugs and abuse them, yeah those kind of dads are scum bags or scum dads but scumbags and fuck tards neither the less.) Anyway my dad is against tattoo's right he has worked everyday of his life in different jobs and i broke the news yesterday that i am booked in for a tattoo and now he was surprisingly curious. I was told by my Mam that he does not like them or wants his kids aka me,my bro and sis having tats ok? So my sister has a few and he seems ok with it now i know at the time when my sis had her tattoo's she was like "don't tell dad" etc of the tats and no one really did until she did and she showed him herself right. So i told my dad i am having one on my right leg "CFH" pantera logo ok and he said to me "why have a band tattoo when give it 10 years time that band is gonna be dead?" so obviously as you can guess he does not know of my fave band too well so i replied "but the band is technically dead just 10 years ago their guitarist got shot dead on stage but the other members are alive besides its nothing much for a first tattoo" and he just replied to me "oh ok then." that was that basically. Ah my dad some day i shall write more stories of him and maybe or hopefully document his life on film and his time in the mines, yes that is right but i will save more for another day.

Speed Bumps - Why are they called that? They slow you down not speed you up? LOL!

Vines - Remember last year when they were all the rage and everyone loved them and how good they are. You look at them now and you are left like "da fuck was that shit?" R.I.P. GOOD VINES

Lets play a game! FMK Aka Fuck,Marry,Kill: Harley Quinn,Poison Ivy & Catwoman so FMK? - OH SHIT SON! THIS IS A HARD ONE (NOT A SEXUAL INNUENDO)  Oh god uh well hmm god damn wait ok ok, F = Harley Quinn, M = Catwoman & K = Ivy. Why Ivy should die? Because well she is poison and could kill you! Well all those girls could but i have more trust in them, now i am wondering what Ivy's garden is like. I better move on before i get or YOU get any ideas in your messed up head! XD

BANDS/ARTISTS FORGETTING WALES - WHY YOU DO DIS!? WE WELSH LOVE MUSIC! Yet almost EVERYONE forgets to PLAY HERE! Like FFDP they go "Oh er hey guys uk fans we are doing a mother fucking tour of uk and europe so see you again soon check online for dates" I check online and those mother fuckers are playin 1  date and its in fucking london! HOW IS 1 DATE OR ALL SHOWS IN ENGLAND A UK FUCKIN TOUR! COME TO WALES YOU MONEY GRABBING MUSIC MAKING WANKERS! You have plenty of cash! DO YOU NOT WANT MORE MONEY BY NOT PLAYING IN WALES! WALES DATES WILL MAKE YOU MONEY!!! WE GET FUCK ALL REALLY FOR BIG MUSIC ACTS! WE HAVE THE STADIUMS AND ARENA'S!!!!! YOU CAN PLAY HERE,OK FUCK THE SEVERN BRIDGE ITS A PISS TAKE FOR EVERYONE ANYWAY!!!! PLAY IN WALES PLEASE! FUCKIN PLAY OVER ERE YA BASTARDS!

Buildings that have no AC - WHAT EVEN IN THE FUCKING MADDEST WORLD ARE YOU FUCKTARDS PLAYING AT YA FRICKIN MONKEY FACED BASTARDS!? NO AC IN A PACKED WARM BUILDING!? YOU ARE A FUCKING MAHOOOSIVE DICKHEAD FOR DOING THAT ITS A BIGGER FLAW THAN A HOLE THAT LEADS TO THE GENERATORS THAT BLOW UP THE MOTHER LOVIN' DETH STARR! "Oh its no bigger than a swamp rat" I DONT CARE COVER THAT HOLE UP OR I WILL FORCE LIGHTNING YOU!

Warm Rain - Man i tell you,it is such a unexpected bastard in hot weather when it suddenly rains and the rain is hot too! Its like "yes lord cool me down with your rain! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" scott are you alright?! *Le me turns into Batman Villain Two-Face* XD

Shower settings be like - Antartica = Cold......SO COLD! I think i can see that Jack guy from the titanic oh F-F-F--F-F-F--F-F-F-F-F--FUUUU-----CK, Middle = Welsh weather wet but slightly warm "Ah not too bad typical welsh weather dur make up yo mind like init" and finally Mordor = WARM SO FUCKING WARM IM BURNING I AM LITERALLY DIEING AND EVERYONE THINKS I AM HAVING A CASUAL SHOWER!? SEND HELP!!!

Right oh my metal gods i am off to bed and i think i have wrote enough here and i also need a pee so i shall continue my random ramblin's next time in part 6! BAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE