THE 500TH BLOGPOST!

WE ARE AT 500 BLOG POSTS?!!?!?!?! 

HOW?! Well hey, THANK YOU for always popping along to check out my posts and my wacky weird humour and life and just myself in general haha.

With 500 posts in my bank, what is it that oneself should do to celebrate getting to 500 posts? I have asked some friends and regular readers/followers and the consensus back has seen most requests be in order for a list about the blog posts which took me the most time to do or that I am proud of. I will now go and delve deep into my memory bank and blog archive to deliver to you this list. Furthermore, I will have links to the post's also so you can visit anytime.

MY PROUDEST BLOG POSTS

The content will vary in the posts I have selected and not all are that lengthy but the content it is related to is. So let's get wrapped up and get your feet up and grab a cup of tea or any drink you fancy and revisit the past on my blog and get lost into the world of words.

POSITIVE VIBES!

This is the first post I wrote which recieved a lot of praise and someone I know even printed it and framed it. Visit the post here - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2016/04/positive-vibes-by-scott-jones.html

Be You!

This is essentially a follow-up to Positive Vibes post and just adding onto that post. 

Read the post here - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2016/06/be-you-by-scott-jones.html

Fancasting Action Man Movie

I loved Action Man as a kid so here I am making my very own movie.

Well fan casting it - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2017/12/action-man-live-action-dream-casting.html

Fancasting The DCEU

This was the one prior to the latest one hehe - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2021/08/random-ramblins-47-booking-dceu.html

Celebrating 25 Years Of Power Rangers

25 Morphin' Years - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2018/08/celebrating-25-years-of-power.html

Dragonball Super Thoughts

Thoughts on the DB Super series and it's ending - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2018/03/the-end-of-dragonball-super-thoughts.html

Halloween Movie Series Tribute

I love the Halloween franchise so here's my tribute - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2016/10/a-halloween-tribute.html

Celebrating 80 Years Of Superman

I love Superman so let's celebrate his birthday - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2018/04/lets-celebrate-80-years-of-superman.html

Booking MAN OF STEEL 2

More fancasting here - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2017/12/how-dceu-should-make-man-of-steel-2-fan.html

November 2017's Wrestling Month

In November 2017 I spent every day making a blog and posting about wrestling. So there were top 10's everywhere and opinions and everything basically, so if you like wrestling please go back and visit the posts from November 2017. 

Mental Health Awareness Poem 

Visit the post here - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2020/05/mental-health-awareness-poem.html

A Tough Post

A recent but yeah pretty tough post, it explained all in my mind and my feelings in recent memory. Take a look here, if interested - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2022/12/walk-day-in-my-shoes.html

Post Game Depression

Ever finish an excellent game and feel down and lost about what to do next? 

Read more here - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2018/02/post-game-depression.html

R.I.P Gamesmaster Mag

If it was not for the legendary Gamesmaster Mag, I probably would not have started a blog or enjoy writing. I miss them https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2018/11/rip-gamesmaster-mag.html

The Halloween Franchise Write Up

I am passionate about this Halloween horror franchise so much that I rewatched the films and shared my thoughts and feelings and just everything in general about the films all the way up to Halloween Ends. The longest post I have ever made - https://1stmetalgodsblog.blogspot.com/2022/10/the-halloween-franchise-write-up.html

Did these posts take you back down memory lane too? 

Do you wish to know more?

Keep following and seek out anything you may have missed in my archives or search for it in the search bar. There's also tagged words you can click on to discover other related posts here on my blog.

Thank you for reading!

Thank you for supporting and following, stay with me, and we'll be the Top Gun's ok Goose.

Stay Shiny!

What Makes A Good Customer?

Are you a customer? Would you like to be a good customer?

"But Scott?" I hear you ask, and now I will tell you exactly HOW you too can be A GOOD CUSTOMER!

AN ITEM DOES NOT HAVE A PRICE OR DOES NOT SCAN IS FREE!

Please refrain from using the classic Retail chat-up line known as "Oh this item did not scan, so it must be free *fake laugh*" AHAHHAHAHA YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND YOU ARE RIGHT IT IS FREE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP!!!! "But Scott, there's no price on this item, so is it free?" LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH, If this was the case I think a lot of people including myself would be snagging the item and walking away happy....NO OF COURSE IT IS NOT FREE! Please do not say this classic line, even if it is tempting because the retail worker will only fake laugh and be raging and swearing inside their own head and behind your back when you leave their general area. Thank you.

DON'T TRY A MASSIVE SHOP WITHIN THE LAST 10 MINS OF THE SHOPS OPEN TIME!

Please be mindful of the workers and do not commence a big shop when the shop is about to close because this makes you look like the biggest liar on the planet. "Oh but I won't be long, I'm only going in and out for 5mins." Sir we are about to close in 2 mins, so why did you leave it so late? Please refrain from taking the piss, ta.

SUN'S OUT, WHAT A SHAME FOR YOU!

Please be respectful to those who work in retail in those extremely heated conditions. "Oh it's a gorgeous day init? Shame you have to be stuck here eh?" Oh wow, thanks mate for noticing the fact that I am stuck here, inside, bored working for 8 hours mindlessly and sweating out of every hole on my body while you have freedom and can keep yourself cool in these conditions. That always means a lot :D

HOW CAN YOU WORK OVER CHRISTMAS?! WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?

Please be mindful of your words. "Why are you working all over Christmas? Where's your family?!" Well Sharlene I lost my family when I was little due to an accident over Christmas holidays, and so I am forced to work to keep shoppers like you happy, all the while keeping my mind off my troubles for rude people who wish to criticize strangers because you have nothing better to do. Thanks for giving me a great Christmas present in your rudeness and so THAT'S WHY WE ARE OPEN!

MY ITEM IS NOT HERE! GO CHECK FOR IT!

Please again be understanding that items are not in unlimited supply and that if we had stock that the stock would be out. "What do you mean this item is sold out?! There's more in the back I bet, go check for me!" Listen if there was stock it would be out here on this lovely, dazzling, white, seamless shelf for your purchasing needs. Even when we do go and double check, WE DON'T FIND IT! WE ARE NOT HIDING OR WITH-HOLDING ITEMS! UNDERSTAND THAT NO YOU CANNOT GO AND CHECK FOR YOURSELF!

I BOUGHT THIS ITEM, I WANT MY MONEY BACK & I DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF!

Please understand that if you throw your receipt away, it voids your proof that you have purchased an item from us. No I can't give you something else equal to its value and no I can't get your money back without any proof of purchase, I am sorry, but this is how it works. A follow-up to this issue is usually a customer saying "I COME HERE ALL THE TIME, YOU SERVED ME THIS ITEM! AT LEAST GIVE ME A DISCOUNT!" Understand that what you are saying is all well and good BUT I cannae do it cap'n!

THIS IS A JOKE, I AM NOT WAITING IN LINE & I AM NOT COMING HERE AGAIN!

Please be patient! Look John just calm your tits for a moment, I know for a fact you will be back here when it is on a quieter day so be a normal person and not this entitled bastard and wait to be served JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! I'd ask royalty to wait too if they were here!

I AM NOT PAYING FOR THIS!

Please know that is fine BUT I am scanning/giving you the exact items you wanted. By all means you can ask me nicely to put things back, and I will take them off your bill, BUT UNDERSTAND, YOU NEED TO ASK NICELY! Oh, another glorious one to hear similar to this is the dreaded "I PAY FOR YOU!" Now Sir/Madam I am certain that if you were not here with your stanky ass attitude that I would still be paid and oh by the way, YOU DON'T PAY ME!

WHY ARE YOU NOT OPEN YET!? I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE COLD FOR HOURS!

Please understand our opening hours are advertised via front door signage and also online. We are not open every single hour of every day! It is no good knocking our doors at 8AM when we won't be open until 12PM! If you chose to stand outside our shop for hours in the cold waiting for us to open, well I'm afraid I got some baaaad news for you. Sucks to be you, thanks for trying but come back later to see the wonders inside the shop!

CAN YOU GIVE ME A JOB HERE?

Please know that I am not the manager, and please run far away from here before even trying to work here because you and I deserve a better work place BUT OF COURSE, I can get you a job here Kevin, where and when do you want to work? You can work now if you want? I mean there's a big queue, and we need more people to work today so why not eh Kev?! We do not get to decide who works here with us and when and 95% of the time have no idea when Jobs are going with us? So uh keep to those online job recruitment sites please.

Finally, do not treat our work place like a rubbish tip. It is not your own home! YOU do not have to clean up shit from the blocked toilets, you don't have to fix displays and shelves, you don't have to spend hours scrubbing off graffiti. Please have some respect and decency!

TO SUMMARISE:
#1 - BE RESPECTFUL
#2 - BE PATIENT

#3 - BE UNDERSTANDING
#4 - BE KIND
#5 - BE LOGICAL
#6 - BE MINDFUL

Go now onto the world of retail with this information in mind and pass it onto others, and you will receive a free blessing in the post! Thanks for reading and sharing this blog!

How many TV shows have you seen? FB Challenge

You never realise how much/little TV you watch until you fill out a list. Put a :) by the shows of which you have watched more than 10 episodes.

I got 18/100 

How about you?

1. Grey's Anatomy:
2. Stranger Things: :)
3. The Vampire Diaries:
4. The Walking Dead: :)
5. Fear The Walking Dead: :)
6. Dexter:
7. American Horror Story:
8. Orange is the New Black: :)
9. A Million Little Things:
10. This is Us:
11. The Simpsons: :)
12. New Amsterdam:
13. Manifest:
14. How To Get Away With Murder:
15. Breaking Bad: :)
16. Sons of Anarchy:
17. Scandal:
18. Riverdale:
19. The Good Doctor:
20. House of Cards:
21. Once Upon a Time:
22. House:
23. True Detective:
24. Dr. Pimple Popper:
25. Power:
26. Empire:
27. One Tree Hill:
28. Supernatural:
29. Family Guy: :)
30. Santa Clarita Diet:
31. Shameless: :)
32. Pretty Little Liars:
33. Secret Life of an American Teenager:
34. Bones:
35. Criminal Minds:
36. The 100:
37. Chicago Fire:
38. Chicago Med:
39. The Resident:
40. Game of Thrones: :)
41. The Big Bang Theory: :)
42. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:
43. Lost:
44. The Sopranos:
45. NCIS:
46. NCIS Los Angeles:
47. NCIS New Orleans:
48. Law & Order SVU:
49. Gossip Girl:
50. How I Met Your Mother: :)
51. Blue Bloods:
52. Two Broke Girls: :)
53. The Office:
54. Blacklist:
55. Full House:
56. Fuller House:
57. Downton Abbey:
58. Hawaii Five-O:
59. Big Mouth:
60. Last Man Standing:
61. Six Feet Under:
62. Wentworth:
63. Friends: :)
64. That 70s Show:
65. Girlfriends Guide to Divorce:
66. Heartland:
67. All-American:
68. Greek:
69. Yellowstone:
70. Better Call Saul: :)
71. You:
72. Rescue Me:
73. Scrubs: :)
74. Community:
75. Letterkenny:
76. Kitchen nightmares:
77. The Masked singer:
78. Robot Chicken: :)
79. Vikings:
80. Mind Hunters:
81. New Girl:
82. The Good Place:
83. Black Mirror:
83. Lucifer:
84. Peaky Blinders:
85. iZombie: :)
86. Parks and Rec:
87. Brooklyn 99:
88. Handmaid's Tale:
89. Modern Family:
90. Smallville:
91. Seinfeld:
92. Gilmore Girls:
93. Charmed:
94. Private Practice:
95. Lost Girl:
96. True Blood:
97. Roswell:
98. Haven:
99. Mad Men:
100. Arrow: :) 

Bored? Check out Gurren Lagann!

Let's talk. Mecha Anime. Specifically Gurren Lagann.

Everyone tend's to think straight to the likes of the giants that are Gundam Wing series or Evangelion. Not much seem to show love for Gurren Lagann. 

Let me tell you of how epic an anime is that it makes you rethink a genre. Gurren Lagann did that for me as i had no interest in mech anime. I had seen some Gundam Wing as a kid like but was not fussed. Evangellion is one i am set to watch soon.

What is Gurren Lagann and what is it about? 

Gurren Lagann takes place in a fictional future where Earth is ruled by the Spiral King, Lordgenome, who forces mankind to live in isolated subterranean villages. The plot focuses on two teenagers, Simon and Kamina, who live in a subterranean village and wish to go to the surface. Using a mecha known as Lagann, Simon and Kamina reach the surface and start fighting alongside other humans against Lordgenome's forces, before fighting the forces of their true enemy. 

It's 27 episodes long which you could finish in a day provided you skip the intros and outros of course. If you want action, mech's, adventure and some laughs along the way this is the anime for you.

"Do the impossible, see the invisible, Raw! Raw! Fight the power!, Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable, Raw! Raw! Fight the power!" - Libera Me From Hell! 

“Believe in yourself. Not in the you who believes in me. Not the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself.” - Kamina

Facebook Films - No life Challenge

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 166 films, you have no life. 

There are 253 films on this list. I will be placing smiley emoji's next to films i have seen!

Rocky Horror Picture Show :)

Grease :)

Pirates of the Caribbean :)

Boondock Saints

Fight Club :)

Starsky and Hutch

Neverending Story

Blazing Saddles 

Airplane :) 

The Princess Bride :)

Anchorman :)

Napoleon Dynamite

Labyrinth :)

Saw :)

Saw II :) 

White Noise

White Oleander

Anger Management :)

50 First Dates

The Princess Diaries

The Princess Diaries 2

Scream :)

Scream 2 :)

Scream 3 :)

Scary Movie 1- 4 :) 

American Pie :)

American Pie 2 :)

American Wedding :) 

Harry Potter all 8 films :) 

Resident Evil :)

Resident Evil Apocalypse :)

The Wedding Singer 

Little Black Book

Lilo & Stitch :)

Finding Nemo :) 

Finding Neverland

Signs :)

The Grinch :) 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning

White Chicks :)

Butterfly Effect

13 Going on 30

iRobot :)

Robots :)

Dodgeball :)

Universal Soldier

Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events :)

Along Came Polly :)

Deep Impact :)

Kingpin

Never Been Kissed

Meet The Parents :)

Meet the Fockers :)

Eight Crazy Nights

Joe Dirt

KING KONG :) 

A Cinderella Story

The Terminal :)

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Passport to Paris

Dumb & Dumber :) 

Dumber & Dumberer

Final Destination 1-3 :)

Halloween :)

The Ring

The Ring 2

Surviving X-MAS

Flubber :) 

Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle :)

Practical Magic

Chicago

Ghost Ship :)

From Hell

Hellboy :)

Secret Window

I Am Sam

The Whole Nine Yards

The Whole Ten Yards

The Day After Tomorrow :)

Child's Play :)

Seed of Chucky :)

Bride of Chucky :)

Ten Things I Hate About You :)

Just Married :)

Gothika

A Nightmare Elm Street :)

Sixteen Candles

Remember the Titans

Coach Carter

The Grudge

The Mask :)

Son Of The Mask :)

Bad Boys :)

Bad Boys 2 :)

Joy Ride

Lucky Number Slevin

Ocean's Eleven

Ocean's Twelve

Bourne 1 - 5 :)

Lone Star

Bedazzled

Predator :) 

Predator 2 :)

The Fog :)

Ice Age :)

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown :)

Curious George

Independence Day :)

Cujo :) 

A Bronx Tale

Darkness Falls

Christine

ET :)

Children of the Corn

My Bosses Daughter

Maid in Manhattan

War of the Worlds :)

Rush Hour 1 - 3 :)

The Best Bet

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

She's All That

Calendar Girls

Sideways :)

Mars Attacks :)

Event Horizon

Ever After

Wizard of Oz :)

Forrest Gump :)

Big Trouble in Little China :)

The Terminator 1 - 3 :)

X-Men 1-3 :)

Spider-Man :)

Spider-Man 2 :) 

Sky High :)

Jeepers Creepers :)

Jeepers Creepers 2 :)

Catch Me If You Can :)

The Little Mermaid :)

Freaky Friday :)

Reign of Fire :)

The Skulls

Cruel Intentions

The Hot Chick

Shrek️ :)

Shrek 2 :) 

Swimfan

Miracle on 34th Street

Old School :)

The Notebook

K-Pax

Krippendorf's Tribe

A Walk to Remember

Ice Castles

Boogeyman

The 40-year-old Virgin :)

Lord of the Rings 1 - 3 :)

Indiana Jones 1- 3 :) 

Basketball Diaries

Hostel

Waiting for Guffman

House of 1000 Corpses

Devils Reject

Elf :)

Highlander :)

Mothman Prophecies️

American History X

The Jacket

Kung Fu Hustle

Shaolin Soccer

Night Watch

Monsters Inc :)

Titanic :)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail :)

Shaun Of the Dead :)

Willard

High Tension

Club Dread

Hulk :)

Dawn Of the Dead 😀

Hook 😀

Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe 😀

28 days later 😀

Orgazmo

Phantasm

Water World

Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 :) 

Mortal Kombat 😀

Wolf Creek

Kingdom of Heaven 😀

The Hills Have Eyes :)

I Spit on Your Grave

The Last House on the Left

Re-Animator

Army of Darkness :) 

Star Wars Ep. I - 6 :) 

Ewoks Caravan Of Courage

Ewoks The Battle For Endor

The Matrix 😀

The Matrix Reloaded 😀

The Matrix Animatrix

Evil Dead 😀

Evil Dead 2 :) 

Team America: World Police :)

Red Dragon 😀

Silence of the Lambs 😀

Hannibal 😀

The Breakfast Club 

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Ferris Bueller's Day Off :) 

Grown Ups :)

Dazed and confused

Ridiculous 6

Pretty in Pink

The Tooth Fairy :)

Polar Express :)

X-Men: Apocalypse :)

Fantastic Four :)

Leprechaun :)

GRAND TOTAL:

155

108 Facebook Questions Nomination.

Alright so i got nominated i could not be asked to post on facebook so here it is on mah bloggy wog.


1) Are you really ready for 108 questions? I guess


2) Was your last real relationship a mistake? Mistakes are made to never be made again. That last relationship was a mistake and it has helped me grow.


4) Who did you last say “I love you” to? Fucking no one.


5) Do you regret it? I don't know.


6) Have you ever been depressed? Yes


7)Are you a boy or girl? Boy init buht last i checked anyway. Wanna ask Bruce Jenner that?


8)Who is your best friend? James Evans


9) What is your relationship status? Single, who want's to change it?


10) How do you want to die? No one want's to truly die.


11) What did you last eat? Choc chip cookies.


12) Played any sports? Yeah football,tennis,badminton,rugby,basketball,dodgeball fuck ton of ball shit.


13) Do you bite your nails? Yeah occasionally.


14) When was your last physical fight? 10 years ago?


15) Do you have an attitude? NAG YDW SKUNT


16) Do you like someone? Of course.


17) What is your real name? Scott Jones


19) Are you gonna get high later? Maybe....


20) Do you hate anyone at the moment? Hate is a strong word......I just dislike some people who dislike me.


21) Do you miss someone? Yes who does'nt?


22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? WHO THE FUCK CUTS MOM'S SPAGHETTI!?


23) Do you tan a lot? Do i what? No buht.....all white everything.


24) Have any pets? Dog and ton's of fish.


25) How exactly are you feeling? Ok tired. You?


26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving? Psh yeah.


27) Ever made out in the bathroom? No i aint gay buht.


28) Would you take any of your exes back? Ex's are made to be exhiled.


29) Are you scared of spiders? YES!


30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yeah sure i'd change some things but not everything.


31) Do you regret anything from your past? I'm not happy with certain things i did but i don't regret them, they make me become who i am today.


32) What are your plans for this weekend? Chill and have fun.


33) Do you want to have kids? Yeah but not now.


34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M? Mmmmmm nope.


35) Do you type fast? YEGIGWGDOWGD


36) Do you have piercings? Nope would have liked to in the past.


37) Want any more? Do i want more no piercings? It makes no sense.


38) Can you spell well? Aii buht ken yew?


39) Do you miss anyone

from your past? family members and animals.


40) What are you craving right now? Energy and the love of this girl i like.


41) Ever been to a bonfire party? Ye buht!


43) Have you ever been on a horse? A wooden one sure.


44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck? No i ain no gawd dang ameriken!?


45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart? No always the other way round.


46) Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah.


47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yeah.


49) Would you live with someone without marrying them? Yeah.


50) What should you be doing now? Doing this?


51) What’s irritating you right now? Itching....


52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? Yas.


53) Does somebody love you? I hope so.


54) What is your favorite colour? Changes all the time but green.


55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yeah.


57) Do you have trust issues? Very light ones.


60. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yeah ish :P


62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? Fuck no.


63) Who was the last person you cried in front of? Last person i cried infront of? I cant remember i cry in private.


64) Do you give out second chances too easily? Yeah.


65) Is it easier to forgive or forget? it's easier to forget but better to forgive.


66) Is this year the best year of your life? It's not too bad.


67) What was your child hood nickname? STJ


68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked? In my dreams.


70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason? I am a sucker for cheese so yeah.


71) What is the last thing you did before you went bed? Sat on my bed?


73) What is bothering you? Over thinking.


74) Have you ever been out of your state? Out of my state as in country or mindset? Country no and mindset yes.


75) Do you play the Wii? Only at friends houses.


76) Are you listening to music right now? Not now sorry.


77) Do you like Chinese food? yes


78) Do you know your fathers b- day? Yes ish.


79) Are you afraid of the dark? I am afraid of what's in the dark more than the dark muhahahahahhah nag ydw doe.


80) Is cheating ever okay? Does spider have pusspuss? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


81) Are you mean? Can be.


82) Can you keep white shoes clean? Fuck no.


84) Do you believe in true love? Yes


88) Do you like the outside? Nah i'm a gamer.....yes.


89) Are you currently bored? No just tired.


90) Do you wanna get married? Yes did you just propose?


91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? I don't know.


92) Are you hungry? No


93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? No


94) What makes you happy? Good shit.


95) Would you change your name? Nah


96) Ever been to Alaska? nahh


98) Do you watch the news? Now and then but not much


99) What’ s your zodiac sign? Sagittarius


100) Do you like Subway? i love it!


101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? not at all


102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Think about it.


103) Do you talk like your friends? i talk like me


104) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them? Yeah XD


105) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yes


106) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? Danni


107) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes? wouldn't look at her different


108) Can you count to one million? yea

I NOMINATE ANYONE

I was bored.

This was shit.

A short list of stupid overused slang (2016)

Swag - One of the biggest overused words, douchebags and hipsters use it to think they are cool it's a fucking shitty word. I am so used to knowing swag being like a bunch of stuff in a bag you know swag bag or people would say the robber got away with his bag of swag. Now saying swag in my head while typing this out has me sounding like a douche, will the pain ever end!?

Yolo - You only live once huh? Cool it's true and all but my god no need for people normally teens use it to do something stupid or to have done something stupid like crossing the road when the lights are not on red. Or operating scientific equipment without the use of proper protection or maybe there's some dumbass bomb defuser out there who goes "YOLO!" while defusing no just stop. WE KNOW YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT!

Ratchet - I have to be honest i only knew of the tool before hearing the fad new modern take on the word from people. It's basically from what i can gather via googling the slang a term in which described a woman who is horrible thinks they are eye candy when they are not. People well girls tend to use this word to sound more "Ghetto"? I just don't know the first time i heard the word used was in that Selfie music video where the girl in the bathroom said "She's so ratchet" i was there raiseing my eyebrow very Rock like just wondering what the hell is she on about but hey mystery solved!

Brap - It's basically a finger gun sound rappers and underground artist's or fans tend to use to show how much they love a tune or some other fucking stupid reason you know? BRAP BRAP BRAP BRRRRAAAAP they also tend to hold the BRRRR at times also. Weird.

Cray - Slang for crazy. Stupid as fuck i know! Why cray or cray cray as it's often said, i have no idea. Society and words of today's generation's do not mix as you can tell from their stupid words.

Bae - Apparently this means poop in danish. I hate this word. I believe it's short for babe or baby, people in relationships use this and are annoying and douche's for it.

Twerk - Is to move your arse about jiggling it and shaking it, it's some god awful new dance that only lap dancers should use.

Dhat - Some weird reason to say that. Makes zero sense to me. I can tolerate "dat" but not "dhat" like what the actual fuck!?

Totes - A totally shitty hipster way to like say totally.

Guap - First do i pronounce it was Gwap? No idea but basically this one is supposed to mean rich? It's stupid why not say rich why make a new dumb word up i can not even say!?

Hella - A typical teen rebellious way of saying really or very when describing something.

Ballin' - An american used term typically to say someone is wealthy or good at basketball. It's a really over used term for fake ass gangsta's here in the uk.

Pwned - A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

Derp - A phrase used when someone makes a mistake, or says or does something stupid or ridiculous. I do like and use this word but i do find it stupid.

Dank - A typical hipster stoner word to say something is of high quality and also a type of weed quality so yeah bunch of crap in it?

Dab - A term used to describe dance move (bowing head into elbow) which represents a stupid shit hipster trash move to show off of how stupid one looks.

Bantz - Having a top laugh with people. This term i have heard to death and it fucking irritates every bit of my being. People who use this word are righteous dickheads who use more or less every word here on my list. They hashtag words too! They do stupid emoji's online and in real life it's just everything wrong with the world today.

Deez - Some slang to say these and most use it to say DEEZ NUTS after that stupid viral video of that guy, fucking stupid shit going viral when will it end?!

Selfie - A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to any sort of social media website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera and girls are infamous for pouting their lips out like fish to do the famous duck lips. All in all a bunch of over done shit.

Lit - The term to describe much hype and fun at something or doing something. Some stupid modern overused term by hipsters. Another stupid word stupidity runs throughout all of these words and it's disgraceful.

Yesh - A word typically used by those scene kids combining yes and yeah together to make yesh. It's just horrid.

Smexy - Another scene word those type of kids use to say something is smart and sexy in one. God damn this word irritates me.

Rawr - A fucking horrible way to say you love someone in dinosaur emo's typically normally use this it's fucking stupid!

On point - A stupid way to say something is up to par to one's standards.

Fleek - A stupid fucking word for stupid idiots to use to say you are on point.

Poontang - A term that stoners i know use to say they have had sexual intercourse with women because this one is all about the female genitalia.

Rekt - A heavily overused term competitive gamers and most cod fanboys use to say someone has been destroyed.

Phat - Phat means Pretty Hot And Tempting or another word for fresh, like the other definitions say. The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes.

Thot - Some stupid shit that people are saying now a days but abbreviated from "That hoe over there" so if someone is pissed off with a hoe they call them thot.