Swag - One of the biggest overused words, douchebags and hipsters use it to think they are cool it's a fucking shitty word. I am so used to knowing swag being like a bunch of stuff in a bag you know swag bag or people would say the robber got away with his bag of swag. Now saying swag in my head while typing this out has me sounding like a douche, will the pain ever end!?
Yolo - You only live once huh? Cool it's true and all but my god no need for people normally teens use it to do something stupid or to have done something stupid like crossing the road when the lights are not on red. Or operating scientific equipment without the use of proper protection or maybe there's some dumbass bomb defuser out there who goes "YOLO!" while defusing no just stop. WE KNOW YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE NOW SHUT UP ABOUT IT!
Ratchet - I have to be honest i only knew of the tool before hearing the fad new modern take on the word from people. It's basically from what i can gather via googling the slang a term in which described a woman who is horrible thinks they are eye candy when they are not. People well girls tend to use this word to sound more "Ghetto"? I just don't know the first time i heard the word used was in that Selfie music video where the girl in the bathroom said "She's so ratchet" i was there raiseing my eyebrow very Rock like just wondering what the hell is she on about but hey mystery solved!
Brap - It's basically a finger gun sound rappers and underground artist's or fans tend to use to show how much they love a tune or some other fucking stupid reason you know? BRAP BRAP BRAP BRRRRAAAAP they also tend to hold the BRRRR at times also. Weird.
Cray - Slang for crazy. Stupid as fuck i know! Why cray or cray cray as it's often said, i have no idea. Society and words of today's generation's do not mix as you can tell from their stupid words.
Bae - Apparently this means poop in danish. I hate this word. I believe it's short for babe or baby, people in relationships use this and are annoying and douche's for it.
Twerk - Is to move your arse about jiggling it and shaking it, it's some god awful new dance that only lap dancers should use.
Dhat - Some weird reason to say that. Makes zero sense to me. I can tolerate "dat" but not "dhat" like what the actual fuck!?
Totes - A totally shitty hipster way to like say totally.
Guap - First do i pronounce it was Gwap? No idea but basically this one is supposed to mean rich? It's stupid why not say rich why make a new dumb word up i can not even say!?
Hella - A typical teen rebellious way of saying really or very when describing something.
Ballin' - An american used term typically to say someone is wealthy or good at basketball. It's a really over used term for fake ass gangsta's here in the uk.
Pwned - A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
Derp - A phrase used when someone makes a mistake, or says or does something stupid or ridiculous. I do like and use this word but i do find it stupid.
Dank - A typical hipster stoner word to say something is of high quality and also a type of weed quality so yeah bunch of crap in it?
Dab - A term used to describe dance move (bowing head into elbow) which represents a stupid shit hipster trash move to show off of how stupid one looks.
Bantz - Having a top laugh with people. This term i have heard to death and it fucking irritates every bit of my being. People who use this word are righteous dickheads who use more or less every word here on my list. They hashtag words too! They do stupid emoji's online and in real life it's just everything wrong with the world today.
Deez - Some slang to say these and most use it to say DEEZ NUTS after that stupid viral video of that guy, fucking stupid shit going viral when will it end?!
Selfie - A picture taken of yourself that is planned to be uploaded to any sort of social media website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera and girls are infamous for pouting their lips out like fish to do the famous duck lips. All in all a bunch of over done shit.
Lit - The term to describe much hype and fun at something or doing something. Some stupid modern overused term by hipsters. Another stupid word stupidity runs throughout all of these words and it's disgraceful.
Yesh - A word typically used by those scene kids combining yes and yeah together to make yesh. It's just horrid.
Smexy - Another scene word those type of kids use to say something is smart and sexy in one. God damn this word irritates me.
Rawr - A fucking horrible way to say you love someone in dinosaur emo's typically normally use this it's fucking stupid!
On point - A stupid way to say something is up to par to one's standards.
Fleek - A stupid fucking word for stupid idiots to use to say you are on point.
Poontang - A term that stoners i know use to say they have had sexual intercourse with women because this one is all about the female genitalia.
Rekt - A heavily overused term competitive gamers and most cod fanboys use to say someone has been destroyed.
Phat - Phat means Pretty Hot And Tempting or another word for fresh, like the other definitions say. The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes.
Thot - Some stupid shit that people are saying now a days but abbreviated from "That hoe over there" so if someone is pissed off with a hoe they call them thot.
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