Cracking Up! - A comedy song (original song lyrics)

I'm stuck in a lockdown, 

I'm in quite a bind,

I think i'm going round the bend, 

I think i've lost my mind!, 

I think i'm cracking up, cracking up, 

Everyone's shaving their heads,

Cracking up, cracking up,

Over all these hard boiled eggs!,

I'm bored got nothing to do now,

I wanna see my people, I wanna see a me-ow!, 

That's Jerry the neighbours cat, who even walks a cat?, 

My dog he's a Jack, he's exhausted from all the family taking him on a stroll,

I think i'm cracking up, cracking up, 

Everyone's going toilet paper mad,

Cracking up, cracking up,

I hope they wash their hands!, O_O

They say it's okay to leave the house, 

I walk out for an hour, hoping not to crack,

I stretched and slipped and owch, i've hurt my back,

I think i'm cracking up, cracking up,

Who designed exercise,

Cracking up, cracking up, 

I need a bloomin' rest,

It's time to do my weekly shop,

Oh buggering hell, there's nothing here, 

Not even a flip flop!, 

Do whores whored more than anyone else ya wonder?, 

I think i'm cracking up, cracking up, 

Julie's been jogging twice this afternoon, this is a civil unrest,

Cracking up, cracking up,

Please hurry and make an arrest!,

Cracking up, cracking up, 

At all these bloody memes,

Cracking up, cracking up, 

Ol Dave's forgot his bag for life,

Cracking up, cracking up,

What a week it's been,

Here in quarantine,

I don't get the fuss, 

No time to rush, 

Oh bollocks!,

It's only Monday! 

ABOUT THIS PIECE

So there's a corona virus lockdown and the nation is in self isolation with quarantine.

I have heard, read and seen so many things that i thought i would put myself in the shoes of a 60 year old no nonsense man who thinks the world is going crazy or is it just him? Haha, this was fun! 

Written: 3AM 2/4/20 By Scott Jones