Ranking Tarantino Films

Alrighty then, time to break out the brass and to do some taxing ranking today with my list of Tarantino's best films from the worst to the best.

10: DeathProof

Plain and simple I did not like this film....I hated it. I seen it once and I felt like I had wasted my time and I still to this day want my time back for seeing it.

9: Jackie Brown

Only seen it once years ago, felt like a film people before my time would enjoy mostly, It did nothing for me I could not care about it. 

8: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Slow burner with a good ending, I felt.

7: Reservoir Dogs

Now the first time I seen this film in full, I knew all of the plot and iconic parts with this film so it did not have a impact on me but hey it's not too bad. 

6: Pulp Fiction

Quotable and great music once again with great cast just like all of Quentin's films but same thing as Res Dogs, I am not fussed on it but its not bad. 

5: The Hateful Eight

Basically a western version of Res Dogs but hey this felt very much a lot like RDR 2 and I only recently seen this film and I enjoyed, it was quite tense.

4: Kill Bill Vol 2

A great film with memorable quotes and moments and music BUT not as good as the first volume.

3: Inglorious Basterds

Absolutely Brilliant film with one of the best villains of all time.

2: Django Unchained

Full of charismatic characters and a great revenge flick, it's a bloody masterpiece!

1: Kill Bill Vol 1

Honestly his best in my opinion, it's so stylish and memorable and it's probably the most influential vengeance flick of all time. 

These are just my opinion of course and they are not the law so It's fine if you do not agree, we are all different you see.

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The Northman - Phenomenal Revenge Classic (film review)

"I will avenge you father, I will save you mother, I will kill you Fjölnir."

"I will avenge you father, I will save you mother, I will kill you Fjölnir."

Prince Amleth is on the verge of becoming a man when his father is brutally murdered by his uncle, who kidnaps the boy's mother. Two decades later, Amleth is now a Viking who raids Slavic villages. He soon meets a witch who reminds him of his vow to save his mother, kill his uncle, avenge his father. The Northman has a stacked cast with the likes of Alexander Skarsgard, Nicole Kidman, Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe, Anya Taylor Joy and Björk. 

Robert Eggers directs this beautiful action packed Norse tale of revenge that keeps you engaged and on the edge of your seat during this 2 and a half hour epic film!

Bloody beautiful master class film!

I ain't posting spoilers here but I urge you to see this film! 

10/10!

I loved every minute of it!

"I will avenge you father, I will save you mother, I will kill you Fjölnir."

In my dreams (original poem,lyrics)

In my dreams, I see you sailing away, I'm holding onto hope that the pain will leave me someday, our love is a moment lost to time, heartbreak should be a crime, in my dreams we are sailing away, 

Listen to the echos of forgotten dreams, we had the world at the palm of our hands or so it seemed, we thought were the champions of all, just like Icarus our love flew too close to the sun and we started to fall,

I fell and broke into pieces, I couldn't arrange them and make them fit anymore, I didn't balance life well and I've lost who I am, blinded by pain sorrow and regrets, I drink now to forget,

Every time I fall asleep I see you there, laughing and smiling with your eyes gleaming, I lay awake at night staring at the ceiling, memories come streaming to my mind, I'm surprised my hearts still beating, 

How much longer will this take, the pain and the heartbreak, I ache and i ache, I have never experienced such pain, In my dreams i find you there.  

I'm A Demon Slayer (original poem, lyrics, homage)

I'm a Demon....Slayer,
I'll cut off your head,
Demon....Slayer,
I will bring you, your end,
Demon....Slayer,
I'll kill you dead,

North East, North East,
Your mission is there,
Demon's say a prayer,
Through the snow, I go,
I will stop your feast,

I'm a Demon....Slayer,
I'll cut off your head,
Demon....Slayer,
I will bring you, your end,
Demon....Slayer,
I'll kill you dead,

South, South West, South West,
There I go to my next quest,
With the forest ahead,
The air it's filled with dread,
Come face me demon, So I can cut off your head,

I'm a Demon....Slayer,
I'll cut off your head,
Demon....Slayer,
I will bring you, your end,
Demon....Slayer,
I'll kill you dead,

With my Nichirin blade,
My sword will be a different Shade,
As I breathe in with total concentration,
I exhale and swing my blade with frustration,
You will suffer for all you have done,

Blood demon art, your head shall depart,

I'm a Demon....Slayer,
I'll cut off your head,
Demon....Slayer,
I will bring you, your end,
Demon....Slayer,
I'll kill you dead,

Flower, Love, Flame, Sun, Sound, Mist,
Serpent, Thunder, Stone, Insect, Wind, Beast,
Water,
These are the way's, my breathing can kill you,

I'm a Demon....Slayer,
I'll cut off your head,
Demon....Slayer,
I will make you dead,
Demon....Slayer,
I'll bring about your end,

Hinokami Kagura, I'm a Hashira,
Set your heart ablaze, This is a lifestyle and not a phase,
Dead calm, Six fang,
I'll bring down Muzan and all the upper clan,
Thunderclap and flash!,

I'm a Demon....Slayer,
I'll cut off your head,
Demon....Slayer,
I will bring about your end,
Demon....Slayer,
I'll kill you dead,
Demon....Slayer,
Now, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!

Mood Today (original poem, lyrics, story) by Sjones

I'm writing these words just to say,
About how I am doing and my mood today,
Quiet and fine,
Inside my mind,
It's not so silent,

Violent,
My anger and frustrations,
Surviving is a riot,
There's not many that know, all who go,
Chasing dreams over a colourful rainbow,

This too goes to show,
My mind is singing, while the exterior is quiet,
Everyone's asking, are you okay?, how are you today?,
I smile and sit in silence,

I'm okay or at least I say,
I'm not really sure what to say, of how I am really doing on this day,
Numbness and sadness underneath my clouds,
It hasn't rained in days, this sight's profound,

Take your time and focus on yourself,
They all say, little do they know,
That can't quite be,
Done,

I'm having fun,
Living my life distracting myself,
My emotions I cast aside and set up on a shelf,
As I'm living and breathing trying to forget someone else,

Memories are nice but bring pain,
Of a heart break that feels like yesterday,
It's been a while now and I still feel empty and drained,
Missing a part of me even though I am not in pieces,
Physically,

My body is exhausted
Mentally maimed,

I'm losing sleep, sleeping less on the daily,
My heart is locked away underwater in a locker titled,
Davey,
Which will give up first I often wonder,
Heart, soul or mind which will be the first to go under,

Life is something I always ponder,
What came before, what comes after,
Ok I say,

As I'm holding back laughter,

We've heard quite enough,
I feel like I'm dying, Is there any wonder,
Why?,
With all these words in my head,
I'm overflowing with all this existential dread.