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Showing posts with label epic games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label epic games. Show all posts

Monday, 19 December 2022

Top 10 Fortnite Collabs I Need

Alright it is time for a totally different list, today I will be wishing well and wishing hard for these 10 collab that need to be added to Fortnite!
All Chapter 1 & 2 Collabs. Which has been your fave?


#10 - Metallica
OK so we got Metallica featured all over Fortnite's in game Icon radio station and also the sick Master Of Puppets emote BUT I would love to see James, Lars, Kirk & Rob in the game and also how insane would it be to have a METALLICA CONCERT IN GAME!

#9 - WWE
We have seen Cena enter the island BUT it would be cool to get a massive crossover with the likes of The New Day and some fun emotes and wraps along with the 3 of them. Also, The Undertaker would be epic for this collab too!

#8 - Hellboy
Now how cool would it be to be rocking up to a squad with a revolver with good ol Big Red behind it with his massive hand. I'd add in Abe, Kraus, Lobster Johnson and Hitlers Assassin also to the collab.

#7 - Horror Icons
Play as Michael Myers, Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees & Chucky would be great fun.

#6 - Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
ED & AL plus Armstrong and Mustang just OMG!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!! Hell add in Lust, Sloth and Greed too for good fun!

#5 - The Boys
I'd buy Butcher & Homelander in a heartbeat. Add in Black Noir and Starlight for good measure :)

#4 - TMNT
Oh hell yeah, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles skins would be class add in Shredder and you got gold!

#3 - Attack On Titan
I would love to swing around and kill sweats as Eren, Levi, Armin & Mikasa. Eren built in transformation to titan emote be cool too!

#2 - Power Rangers
I'd die for any skins from Power Rangers, it be cool to emote to morph too! Also I would die for lobby music of the MMPR theme. 

#1 - ONE PIECE
LETS GOOOO! Gimmie Luffy, Zoro, Chopper, Brooks & Nami and I want both ships as gliders, binks sake emote others can join in with instruments.

So will EPIC listen and add any of these soon? Who Knows?! 
What would you like to see added to FORT?

Thanks for visiting my blog and reading my list.
Stay Shiny!

THIS WAS FIRST PUBLISHED IN 2022 & SINCE THEN WE HAVE HAD ALMOST ALL OF THESE COME TRUE!!!!

Tuesday, 7 June 2022

Just Another Day At The Office (original poem/lyrics)

The sky's gone dark, the tides come in, looks like another doomsday machine,
With a Midas touch, It's time for lunch, before the loop start's over again.

With ufo's and aliens, It's just another day at the office,
And through it all, heroes fall and we have not yet scratched the surface,
I'm stuck here inside, filling forms and faxing away, pushing my dreams aside and astray,
I'm so bored with this job, it's just the same thing everyday,
I want to break out and, go far away,
I'm so sick and tired of the doom and gloom, It's the same thing every year,
I want to break free and, go far away,

Jump in the mech with the homies, go to zero g, pretty quickly,
Watch out for the sharky, he's getting pretty feisty,
He got a new skin, yeh, got a new skin, That Kevin over there can change, and this ones just a friend,
It's getting a bit smokey, let's get some balloon's and impulse and all get floaty,

With ufo's and aliens, It's just another day at the office,
And through it all, heroes fall and we have not yet scratched the surface,
I'm stuck here inside, filling forms and faxing away, pushing my dreams aside and astray,
I'm so bored with this job, it's just the same thing everyday,
I want to break out and, go far away,
I'm so sick and tired of the doom and gloom, It's the same thing every season,
I want to break free and, go far away,

The foundation is here to say our day, The seven will save the island and all realitay,
Io are coming, yeah they coming up fast, from under the ground and to the centre of the map,
They found the X and want us to disappear, With Thor and chums on our side have no fear,
Jonesy it's getting pretty smokey, get me a rift to go and Peeley stop being nosey,

With ufo's and aliens, It's just another day at the office,
And through it all, heroes fall and we have not yet scratched the surface,
I'm stuck here inside, It's no sweat, I need to just Insure you, pencil pushing and faxing away, pushing my dreams far away, 
I'm so bored with this job, it's just the same thing everyday, 
I want to break out and, go far away, 
I'm so sick and tired of the doom and gloom, It's the same thing every year,
I want to break free and, go far away, 

I want to go far away,
Yeah far away,
Let's go far away,
Yeah far away,
Far away,
Let's go far away,
Yeah somewhere far away....

(Inspired by Fortnite and Easy Life. Blue = chorus)

Sunday, 13 September 2020

Fortnite song parody original lyrics

Fuck Shotguns
written by James & Scott
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR MUMS!,
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS!

You think your tough, building your walls,
Well my squads gonna roll up, We'll smoke you, like a bong, 
We'll be there, fingers up, singing this song,
We'll set the record straight and smash your balls,

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO FUCK YOUR MUMS,
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA RAM IT SO FAR UP YOUR BUM!

Me and the boys are here, so make some noise,
Lobbing grenades to your little builds,
Making you throw your toys out the pram, we'll do it for years!, 
We'll make you enraged and have blood come out your ears,
So come and have a go, if you think your ard enuff,

FUCK, FUCK FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR MUMS!.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS!!!!! AHHHHHHH! 

FUCK!