written by James & Scott
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR MUMS!,
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS!
You think your tough, building your walls,
Well my squads gonna roll up, We'll smoke you, like a bong,
We'll be there, fingers up, singing this song,
We'll set the record straight and smash your balls,
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO FUCK YOUR MUMS,
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA RAM IT SO FAR UP YOUR BUM!
Me and the boys are here, so make some noise,
Lobbing grenades to your little builds,
Making you throw your toys out the pram, we'll do it for years!,
We'll make you enraged and have blood come out your ears,
So come and have a go, if you think your ard enuff,
FUCK, FUCK FUCK SHOTGUNS
WE'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK YOUR MUMS!.
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK SHOTGUNS!!!!! AHHHHHHH!
A thousand miles - Fortnite parody
Making my way up the stream,
In a boat, my ass is gonna gloat,
emote finger taps,
Standing in the woods, at a camp,
At the camp, I'm using a campfiiiire,
And i shot you, and i missed you,
And now i've got no ammo,
If i could no scope,
Then i would cry,
Do you think, i don't try,
Cause you know i've tried a thousand times,
Just to blow your head,
apart,
It's always a shotgun,
when i 1v1 a victory royale,
Now i'm really annoyed, really annoyed,
At quick builders, Why can't i do that?!
And i shot you, and i missed you,
Now i've got no ammo,
If i could crawl, to you now,
You'd see i've got a squad on bikes,
Cause you know, i've crawled a hundred metres,
So if you could just save me,
rebooted,
And i, i,
I've spawned back with no weapons,
And now i, now i,
Need to loot all these houses, oh gee,
Now i, i,
I need me some heals,
Or i'll, i'll
Die.....
Making my way up the stream,
In a boat, my ass is gonna gloat,
emote finger taps,
If i could crawl, to you now,
You'd see i've got a squad on bikes,
Cause you know, i've crawled a hundred metres,
So if you could just save me,
rebooted,
And i, i,
I've spawned back with no weapons,
And now i, now i,
Need to loot all these houses, oh gee,
Now i, i,
I need me some heals,
Or i'll, i'll
Die.....
Making my way up the stream,
In a boat, my ass is gonna gloat,
emote finger taps,
Standing in the woods, at a camp,
At the camp, I'm using a campfiiiire,
And i tagged you, and now i've missed you,
Now i need some ammo,
If i could fall without damage,
Do you'd think i'd build a skybridge,
Cause you'd know i'd have won the battle,
If i could just kill you,
If i could crawl, of the cliff,
Do you'd think i'd survive,
Would you revive me, if i didn't make it out alive,
Cause you'd know, i'd have won the battle,
If i could just kill you,
If i could just snipe you,
Fortniteeee..........
THIS DAMN FORTNITE - Friday night parody
There's a Wick in my bed,
There's choppa over head,
Reboot cards all over the room,
Fish stick is in the Pool,
Brutas has a minigun,
Dj Yonder on the decks,
Gingy's looking spicy,
This fights looking quite dicey,
Photo's on the wall, in my agents room,
Oh hell,
Is this a new character coming soon,
Goddamn!,
Let's play fortnite,
Yeah we dancing in the lobs,
Now we thanking for our jobs,
Think we missed the jump,
Let's play fortnite,
Yeah we bought more vbucks,
And we kicked the spammer, out the lobs,
So we ready and hit up the squad,
Let's play fortnite,
We hit up all the rings,
Shooting flares in the dark,
Then dancing at the bar,
Let's play fortnite,
Yeah i think we made him quit,
He threw his controller pretty ha-hard,
Oh woah,
But this fortnite,
Summon the seveeen again,
But this fortnite,
Lame another udaaate again,
Primo Victoria parody
Through the gates of retail,
as we make our way to the supply drop,
through the authority,
VIVA LA FORTNITE!
ALL STAR parody
Some body once sniped me,
And take the L on me,
I ain't the sharpest shot in the west,
The bot was looking pretty dumb, with a rod and a gun at their forehead,
Well the marauders start coming and they don't stop coming,
Fed up of jumping and running,
Didn't make sense to reach for my gun, My feet is smart but my head is dumb,
So much to do, so many landmarks to see,
So what's wrong with your daily,
You'll never know til you no scope,
You'll never harvest enough wood,
Hey now, your on fortnite,
Time to get your build on,
Go sweat,
Hey now little killer,
Don't run and gun away,
All that shoots isn't bots,
Only shooting Scar's kill them all woah,
At the camp, I'm using a campfiiiire,
And i tagged you, and now i've missed you,
Now i need some ammo,
If i could fall without damage,
Do you'd think i'd build a skybridge,
Cause you'd know i'd have won the battle,
If i could just kill you,
If i could crawl, of the cliff,
Do you'd think i'd survive,
Would you revive me, if i didn't make it out alive,
Cause you'd know, i'd have won the battle,
If i could just kill you,
If i could just snipe you,
Fortniteeee..........
THIS DAMN FORTNITE - Friday night parody
There's a Wick in my bed,
There's choppa over head,
Reboot cards all over the room,
Fish stick is in the Pool,
Brutas has a minigun,
Dj Yonder on the decks,
Gingy's looking spicy,
This fights looking quite dicey,
Photo's on the wall, in my agents room,
Oh hell,
Is this a new character coming soon,
Goddamn!,
Let's play fortnite,
Yeah we dancing in the lobs,
Now we thanking for our jobs,
Think we missed the jump,
Let's play fortnite,
Yeah we bought more vbucks,
And we kicked the spammer, out the lobs,
So we ready and hit up the squad,
Let's play fortnite,
We hit up all the rings,
Shooting flares in the dark,
Then dancing at the bar,
Let's play fortnite,
Yeah i think we made him quit,
He threw his controller pretty ha-hard,
Oh woah,
But this fortnite,
Summon the seveeen again,
But this fortnite,
Lame another udaaate again,
Primo Victoria parody
Through the gates of retail,
as we make our way to the supply drop,
through the authority,
VIVA LA FORTNITE!
ALL STAR parody
Some body once sniped me,
And take the L on me,
I ain't the sharpest shot in the west,
The bot was looking pretty dumb, with a rod and a gun at their forehead,
Well the marauders start coming and they don't stop coming,
Fed up of jumping and running,
Didn't make sense to reach for my gun, My feet is smart but my head is dumb,
So much to do, so many landmarks to see,
So what's wrong with your daily,
You'll never know til you no scope,
You'll never harvest enough wood,
Hey now, your on fortnite,
Time to get your build on,
Go sweat,
Hey now little killer,
Don't run and gun away,
All that shoots isn't bots,
Only shooting Scar's kill them all woah,
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