Yes i am back again with another bloggety blog. Ranting and stuff on things.
Why return and blog? - A question you are most probably wondering is that why am i blogging?,What are you doing this for? Why did you make one blog in 2010 and then leave it for 5 years? All great questions a simple summery answer is: I felt like its a right good time to return to here. Why did i not post anything else the past few years? Mainly because i forgot about this place and or my passwords and or had nothing to blog about so i concentrated more on my youtubing.
***FIRST AND FOREMOST I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH! ***
I seen a sign in my town center the other day saying "Has science replaces religion? Take a booklet and explore today" i will pass on the booklet and i dont think science has replaces religion completely (darn it) I am not very religious. I am agnostic. I do and don't believe in higher powers aka a god! Yes i have prayed. Yes i have been to church. No i have not read all of the bible. If god exists and i see him in my next life in the clouds i will tell him straight "OI! Starving children,homeless people,incurable diseases? WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU TO BE WORSHIPPED UNDER?! You come across more as a devil than a holier than thou all mighty being." He/She/It would reply most likely with "Hey sorry dude ya gotta level good and evil out in the world" and i will fly back at him with my wings and say "No that's bullshit ya twat. If you are really thinking that is right at all or that is an appropriate answer then you can have this halo and these bastard fairy wings and shove it so i will hang with Satan alright?" and i will throw the halo at him and he will probably fire back with "Oh who do you think you are? HUH!? You think him down there in the pits of hell is a cool dude? He likes metal." Me: "So do i!" GOD: "Well he also likes torturing people" Me: "If the fucker tries sticking a fork in me i will be telling him to fuck right off and i will walk out of that place and go to limbo" God: "But dude its the devil and i am god and you were good in life so you belong with me" Me: "Oh god hang on now son don't be getting gay with me as i don't bat for that team you understand mate?" God: "I know but" Me: "You know what fuck it put me back on earth as a ghost i will have more fun there" God: "Urgh fine" Thanks almighty one. WOW I WENT OFF ON A TANGENT RANDOM ASS STORY SORRY! Science and religion still exist of course i don't believe either has replaced each other but SCIENCE SAVES LIVES MORE THAN PRAYING! I like to be in the middle and listen to both sides of this argument and arguments of religion tbh i take everyone's points into consideration. If you are worshiping a god that you kill people for then YOU ARE NOT WORSHIPING A GOD AT ALL, YOU ARE A NUTCASE! Science everyday makes new incredible miracle discoveries you can say and what is religion doing? Teaching people same old shit from an old book. LOOK there are good points and bad points the bible and many religions have. I AM NOT having an overall go at your beliefs and what not but i am stating my thoughts on religion and science and of a possible god up there ok. That is all i am going to comment here for now.
Microsoft - Say MS aint it such a brilliant idea to charge your loving users £80 FOR US TO BE ABLE TO WRITE AND MAKE POWERPOINTS!? FUCKING BASTARDS! Hey also Adobe photoshop lads BRILLIANT FUCKING IDEA TO OVERCHARGE THAT SHIT WE ALL WANT TO USE! WE CAN NOT AFFORD YOUR FUCKED UP PRICES OK SO LOWER THEM YOU PRICKS! WE WANT TO USE YOUR PRODUCTS BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD THE PRICES YOU WANT FOR THEM SO FUCKING LOWER EM!? YOU ALL ARE ALREADY RICH SO PLEASE DO THE DECENT THING AND FACKIN LOWER UM!
Paranormal Activity (FILM SERIES) - So i hear the 5th one is the final one? DID THEY REALLY NEED TO DRAG IT OUT THIS LONG?!
FILM REVIEW - SPY (2015) 6/10 Jason Stateham is brilliantly funny in it.
Jeremy Kyle show - HOW COME ALMOST EVERY ONE WHO GOES ON IT HAS ALMOST NO TEETH!? Toothpaste and toothbrushes aint expensive!
Condoms - Right so why are there so many boys/men around who go bareback in to the nearest piece of tarts around huh? ALL MAKE THE SAME EXCUSE! "Oh i dont like the feel of condoms" TOUGH! You wear one or you get a disease ok or a kid. Having a kid you cant take care of or that you did not want is fucked up and i hate those kind of humans. Any girls reading this MAKE MEN AND WOMEN USE PROTECTION! DO NOT LET EITHER SEX TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU! ITS NOT A WOMAN'S RESPONSIBILITY TO CARRY AROUND CONDOMS FOR MEN! THAT IS THE MANS RESPONSIBILITY! If they say any excuse for not having or wanting to use a condom tell them no or tell them to try something else to wrap their dicks around and if they say "oh i am allergic to the stuff" tell them to get the allergy free material or to show you their medical records alright! BE SAFE, BE SENSIBLE!
Forest Fires - Kids,Teens and Adults. PLAY A GAME,WATCH A FILM,OR PLAY AN INSTRUMENT INSTEAD OF RESORTING TO LIGHTING FIRES THAT ARE DANGERS TO US ALL OK! DO SOMETHING FUN AND PRODUCTIVE, DON'T START FIRES!
Dracula Vs Werewolf who wins? - Toughie but i will give it to Drac!
Drac v Frankenstein who wins? - Again a toughie but Frank i give the advantage to
Jigsaw Vs Freddy Kruger Vs Pinhead who wins? - Pinhead i would say.
Goku Vs Superman - Goku.
Why did i just post some random fights? I thought it would be an interesting break from ranting.
Ingrowing toe nails - What utter bastard pains they are, if you have not experienced them, you wont understand. I have one doing it at the mo. Such a pain! Blood and goo all over the shop, making me stop making me go to co-op. what?
Medieval War! - So i watched Braveheart for the first time last night (WHAT REALLY SCOTT?!) Yes but i have seen parts of it in past so sorry for only now seeing it all the way through. I was watching and i realise that i would be incredibly shit at that type of war in real life. Running towards someone carrying heavy swords and or a shield over a big field? I be out of breath in 30 seconds XD I am also pretty quiet and nervous in groups of people i dont really know so forget any hardcore manly speeches unless i had a microphone XD
*****NEXT BIT MAYBE A BIT GRAPHIC******
What If?! : Alien Abduction - This is another new part to my blogging where i discuss what i would react like in a real life situation and today's what if, is what if i was Abducted by aliens? I would first think it was a dream or a prank so i be like "woah ok what the fucks going on here?" then upon realizing its not i would start panicking and denying it all being real "ok ok that's enough please no more please haha funny joke yes good prank who's idea was it" then they get the probe out and i be like "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" sobbing away as they stick their device up into myself and then i be asking to be taken home and shit and when i get home be scarred and scared for life unless they drug me to forgetting the whole deal. MADNESS EH!? YES WOW THIS TURNED MENTALLY BIZARRE SO FAST SCOTT!?
Apparently some have been liking my blogs so thank you and a shout out to you all. If you have not liked them for something i have said or rather typed then why u do dis?! I CRI EVRITYM!? :'(
Should i do a part pedwar (4) ? Maybe i will....
Maybe,maybe,maybe,OOOOH!
UPDATE: NO IDEA WHY SOME LINES HAVE THE RANDOM WHITE BACKING FOR SORRY! CANT GET RID OF IT EITHER THIS IS ODD FFS BLOGGER!?
THIS JUST IN USA HAS VOTED YES FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY! WOO HOO!
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