Random Ramblin's: Part Tri!

Alri?

Yes i am back again with another bloggety blog. Ranting and stuff on things.

Why return and blog? - A question you are most probably wondering is that why am i blogging?,What are you doing this for? Why did you make one blog in 2010 and then leave it for 5 years? All great questions a simple summery answer is: I felt like its a right good time to return to here. Why did i not post anything else the past few years? Mainly because i forgot about this place and or my passwords and or had nothing to blog about so i concentrated more on my youtubing.

   ***FIRST AND FOREMOST I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS                                                            NEXT PARAGRAPH! ***

I seen a sign in my town center the other day saying "Has science replaces religion? Take a booklet and explore today" i will pass on the booklet and i dont think science has replaces religion completely (darn it) I am not very religious. I am agnostic. I do and don't believe in higher powers aka a god! Yes i have prayed. Yes i have been to church. No i have not read all of the bible. If god exists and i see him in my next life in the clouds i will tell him straight "OI! Starving children,homeless people,incurable diseases? WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU TO BE WORSHIPPED UNDER?! You come across more as a devil than a holier than thou all mighty being." He/She/It would reply most likely with "Hey sorry dude ya gotta level good and evil out in the world" and i will fly back at him with my wings and say "No that's bullshit ya twat. If you are really thinking that is right at all or that is an appropriate answer then you can have this halo and these bastard fairy wings and shove it so i will hang with Satan alright?" and i will throw the halo at him and he will probably fire back with "Oh who do you think you are? HUH!? You think him down there in the pits of hell is a cool dude? He likes metal." Me: "So do i!" GOD: "Well he also likes torturing people" Me: "If the fucker tries sticking a fork in me i will be telling him to fuck right off and i will walk out of that place and go to limbo" God: "But dude its the devil and i am god and you were good in life so you belong with me" Me: "Oh god hang on now son don't be getting gay with me as i don't bat for that team you understand mate?" God: "I know but" Me: "You know what fuck it put me back on earth as a ghost i will have more fun there" God: "Urgh fine" Thanks almighty one. WOW I WENT OFF ON A TANGENT RANDOM ASS STORY SORRY! Science and religion still exist of course i don't believe either has replaced each other but SCIENCE SAVES LIVES MORE THAN PRAYING! I like to be in the middle and listen to both sides of this argument and arguments of religion tbh i take everyone's points into consideration. If you are worshiping a god that you kill people for then YOU ARE NOT WORSHIPING A GOD AT ALL, YOU ARE A NUTCASE! Science everyday makes new incredible miracle discoveries you can say and what is religion doing? Teaching people same old shit from an old book. LOOK there are good points and bad points the bible and many religions have. I AM NOT having an overall go at your beliefs and what not but i am stating my thoughts on religion and science and of a possible god up there ok. That is all i am going to comment here for now.

Microsoft - Say MS aint it such a brilliant idea to charge your loving users £80 FOR US TO BE ABLE TO WRITE AND MAKE POWERPOINTS!? FUCKING BASTARDS! Hey also Adobe photoshop lads BRILLIANT FUCKING IDEA TO OVERCHARGE THAT SHIT WE ALL WANT TO USE! WE CAN NOT AFFORD YOUR FUCKED UP PRICES OK SO LOWER THEM YOU PRICKS! WE WANT TO USE YOUR PRODUCTS BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD THE PRICES YOU WANT FOR THEM SO FUCKING LOWER EM!? YOU ALL ARE ALREADY RICH SO PLEASE DO THE DECENT THING AND FACKIN LOWER UM!

Paranormal Activity (FILM SERIES) - So i hear the 5th one is the final one? DID THEY REALLY NEED TO DRAG IT OUT THIS LONG?!

FILM REVIEW - SPY (2015) 6/10 Jason Stateham is brilliantly funny in it.

Jeremy Kyle show - HOW COME ALMOST EVERY ONE WHO GOES ON IT HAS ALMOST NO TEETH!? Toothpaste and toothbrushes aint expensive!

Condoms - Right so why are there so many boys/men around who go bareback in to the nearest piece of tarts around huh? ALL MAKE THE SAME EXCUSE! "Oh i dont like the feel of condoms" TOUGH! You wear one or you get a disease ok or a kid. Having a kid you cant take care of or that you did not want is fucked up and i hate those kind of humans. Any girls reading this MAKE MEN AND WOMEN USE PROTECTION! DO NOT LET EITHER SEX TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU! ITS NOT A WOMAN'S RESPONSIBILITY TO CARRY AROUND CONDOMS FOR MEN! THAT IS THE MANS RESPONSIBILITY!  If they say any excuse for not having or wanting to use a condom tell them no or tell them to try something else to wrap their dicks around and if they say "oh i am allergic to the stuff" tell them to get the allergy free material or to show you their medical records alright! BE SAFE, BE SENSIBLE!

Forest Fires - Kids,Teens and Adults. PLAY A GAME,WATCH A FILM,OR PLAY AN INSTRUMENT INSTEAD OF RESORTING TO LIGHTING FIRES THAT ARE DANGERS TO US ALL OK! DO SOMETHING FUN AND PRODUCTIVE, DON'T START FIRES!

Dracula Vs Werewolf who wins? - Toughie but i will give it to Drac!
Drac v Frankenstein who wins? - Again a toughie but Frank i give the advantage to
Jigsaw Vs Freddy Kruger Vs Pinhead who wins? - Pinhead i would say.
Goku Vs Superman - Goku.

Why did i just post some random fights? I thought it would be an interesting break from ranting.

Ingrowing toe nails - What utter bastard pains they are, if you have not experienced them, you wont understand. I have one doing it at the mo. Such a pain! Blood and goo all over the shop, making me stop making me go to co-op. what?

Medieval War! - So i watched Braveheart for the first time last night (WHAT REALLY SCOTT?!) Yes but i have seen parts of it in past so sorry for only now seeing it all the way through. I was watching and i realise that i would be incredibly shit at that type of war in real life. Running towards someone carrying heavy swords and or a shield over a big field? I be out of breath in 30 seconds XD I am also pretty quiet and nervous in groups of people i dont really know so forget any hardcore manly speeches unless i had a microphone XD  

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What If?! : Alien Abduction - This is another new part to my blogging where i discuss what i would react like in a real life situation and today's what if, is what if i was Abducted by aliens? I would first think it was a dream or a prank so i be like "woah ok what the fucks going on here?" then upon realizing its not i would start panicking and denying it all being real "ok ok that's enough please no more please haha funny joke yes good prank who's idea was it" then they get the probe out and i be like "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" sobbing away as they stick their device up into myself and then i be asking to be taken home and shit and when i get home be scarred and scared for life unless they drug me to forgetting the whole deal. MADNESS EH!? YES WOW THIS TURNED MENTALLY BIZARRE SO FAST SCOTT!?

Apparently some have been liking my blogs so thank you and a shout out to you all. If you have not liked them for something i have said or rather typed then why u do dis?! I CRI EVRITYM!? :'(

Should i do a part pedwar (4) ? Maybe i will....
Maybe,maybe,maybe,OOOOH!

UPDATE: NO IDEA WHY SOME LINES HAVE THE RANDOM WHITE BACKING FOR SORRY! CANT GET RID OF IT EITHER THIS IS ODD FFS BLOGGER!?

           
THIS JUST IN USA HAS VOTED YES FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY! WOO HOO!

Random Ramblin's: Part Duex!

Alri?

Here i am back once more with another trial that takes you down what the fuck lane!

Katie Hopkins - Is she really a bitch sorry that term is too light for her so is she really such a (pardone me french) cunt!? For a woman famously known for shagging a man in a bush and being caught she sure has found the spotlight and clung to it by making horrid comments to loads of men and women of different races,names,sexual orientations and more that i am not going to be typing out as it would take too much time and i do not want to go too far into her. I'd give her one.........out of 10.........i'd bang her............with a gun. Anyway my theory is she is only saying this nasty shit so she can stay up top and in the spotlight because in the world of the internet if you say "Oh this guys a twat" to some famous douche their fanbase goes insanely mental (pdp) and attacks you! IT GETS YOU ATTENTION! KATIE HOPKINS IS AN ATTENTION SEEKING MENTAL FUCK CASE! She probs earns money for all the shit she says too. Fuck off bitch! (Katie is not related to Anthony Hopkins by the way)

Gnats - The small human eaters that bit at us like fuck. I HATE THEM! I hate them hate hate hate them. I DO HATE THEM! If it weren't for them i'd probably still be fishing today but nope oh yes i used to go fishing a lot and yeah i couldn't stand the Gnats or the waiting time for catching fish so i quit it yonks ago.

Games that require an online connection - Since games and the internet came out both have been major resources for wasting time,lets be honest. Since games and internet decided to come together it has been good and bad. Good in terms of new games and dlc and online multiplayer's being free etc. The pet hate i have is having a game but being unable to play it because your wi-fi is down. "To play this game please get an internet connection" NO YOU GET THE ABILITY TO BE PLAYED OFFLINE YOU KENT!

Updates - Specifically BIG ones. So updates over a GB take the piss to install and download tbh for me anyways. WHY DO YOU NEED TO TAKE SO MUCH MEMORY AND TIME UP!?

GiffGaff - I had no idea they were still going XD

Dvds now possess adverts? - YES its true its really weird why too. Oh yes i will watch  so so film only to see after trailers to other films a mars bar advert? WHY!?

Cinemas - WHY DO THEY OVER PRICE POPCORN,FILMS AND DRINKS AND ICE CREAMS AND OTHER SHIT?! Sure to keep the cinema afloat and enable them get other films and products for them to sell but £20 for film drink and popcorn? Can i get a dvd copy after i seen the film of the film? IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE! Then when the film you seen is out on dvd they charge it over £10 for it. ITS LIKE CINEMA PRICE TO SEE A FILM YOU ALREADY SEEN?! FUCK THAT.

WrestleMania 30 Taker vs Lesner - SPOILER ALERT* (Thought i would say that in the off chance YOU WERE IN A COMA LAST YEAR) So WM30 the unthinkable happened Brock Lesner ended the Undertakers undefeated streak.....AND FOR WHAT?! A lame title reign that lasted ages for a guy who barely had a match? Smooth move wwe! Taker has not retired yet either and seems to be getting his streak back going sort of haha so what was the point in doing that to us Vince!? WHY DID YOU KILL THE STREAK YOU DICK!

WWE's treatment of Kane (2015) - Oh WWE why and what possesses you to mistreat that former monster. He used to be a real favorite of mine but they killed him in 2012 with his hugging shit with bryan (fucking wwe) now we have the greatest devils disappointment!? Also not long ago he seemed to be going back to his former roots but then oh no creative in wwe went NO! WE CANT HAVE MONSTERS IN WRESTLING ANYMORE WE ARE FOR FAMILIES.......PUSH CENA YES OH FUCK YES PUSH CENA. FUCK OFF CREATIVE! I CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN YOU DICKLESS LOT!

Wow Scott/1stmetalgod you sure are vulgar. Am i? Sorry but venting is good and if swearing offends you kindly bugger off thanks. I wasn't always sweary mcgee and i aint always either. If i am annoyed or angry i will be sweary but if not i will cool it down.

Just for your info also i may also down the blogging line post other stuff i have written like stories and scripts and see what response i get really. I also may blog about my life and other stuff.

I do not know who see's these but if i know you or you know me leave me a comment or message me where ever and i be most interested in hearing from you and discussing this blog and stuff.

Thanks see you in part tri?
Fun Fact: Yoko Ono was named after an egg being dropped ;)

Random Ramblin's - My Return to Blogging

Alri? Hows it going?

About me: I am known as Scott to some and 1stmetalgod to others and i have randomly decided today of all days to return to blogging. So last time i used this site was in 2010 and with my first blog just giving my thoughts,my opinions on games future releases coming out that year and year after i believe. I cant remember and i can not be bothered to go back to visit it as it may come across to me as cringey and i may not even remember writing the stuff i did and that may make me annoyed. I know so weird and i am such a weirdo haha.

Knowing me: Few things first i am in my 20s (yes i am ancient),i am not a slim jim but i am trying to get to a model weight of which i can be more happier at. I am welsh and no i do not shag sheep or owe hughes money and yes i do love a curry. I drive, i drink but not at the same time as i am not that dumb. I am dumb or i can come across as dumb just way i want to act i suppose but i am also smart with the dumbs too. I has fb,twitter,youtube and snapchat send me requests on em etc if you wish and check my stuff out, i aim to entertain and have a laugh and i am all out of bubblegum so i couldn't chew some to set up a classic line.

Right oh i dont know if thats all you want to know if not post a comment and i will answer you asap!

Anyway time to cover some topics.

Shia Lebouf - Aint he very motivating? In a humorous way. Sure nice words he uses in his speech it would motivate me but i can not take it seriously plus everyone using the perfect use of the green screen he has behind him is just funny to with the results people have posted. Shia is a weirdo. No offence Shi but you are,you know? The guy was well on top of the world with acting and all these films he had then i guess he went mental and wore a paper bag over his head and opened a art exhibit of himself just sitting in a room and yes it was the actual Shia and no face off or clone were harmed or used for that err experiment i guess it was by him is what i guess i can call it. I dont know the guy's a laugh and weird and i hope he makes more motivational speeches and shit. it is really funny and oh yes very motivational!

Girls with see through bra's - I dont see the point in them wearing them? I can see through that bra it has no illusion and its not hiding nothing,you may aswell not even bother wearing the dumb see through bra at all! You can say "oh hunny its for foreplay" no love,i can see your tits with them on so why are you even wearing the bra for? Fem-Nazi's be all like "well its a womens product" fuck off fem-nazi's.

"Bae" - Spanish for poop and shortened word of babe and before anything else. That word makes me cringe and die a little inside. If i had a girlfriend and she called me "bae" i would dump her. No offence she is probably a nice girl but that word no bugger off you are dumped and you can pay for your own meal.

Remakes - Right Movies have been getting remade for years now and now guess what games are getting that treatment too! ITS INSANE! WHY!? WE ALREADY PLAYED AND SEEN EM ONCE WE DONT WANT THE SAME OLD SHIT AGAIN! I DONT CARE IF THE GRAPHICS ARE CRISPY THEY SHOULD NOT BE BRANDED WALKERS AND GIVEN A NEW CLEAN HAIR CUT FOR WHAT MORE MONEY FOR PEOPLE?! PEOPLE MAKE NEW GAMES AND FILMS C'MON!? IS CREATIVITY DEAD?!

Mp's - Those wankers are getting pay rises more than any other worker in the UK. WHAT THE FUCK?! Nurses,Dr's and teachers need more pay than the wankers that sit in mansions and decided and squabble like little kids what is best for our nation. WHAT IS BEST IS THEM FUCKING OFF AND EVERYONE GETTING BETTER WAGES THAN THEM!

Dave Cameron - Is he the PM the uk deserves or needs? I DUNNO! He aint done fuck all really has he? the last voting shit did fuck all too! Does anyone else deserve to be PM? Oh yes but i have no idea who should be prime minister but i hope the next PM is tidy and sorts the shit out.

The Queen - HOW COME SHE AINT RUNNING THE COUNTRY AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS? Queen what do you do? Laze about do visits now and then? DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR COUNTRY! I am not meaning to be nasty or anything alri, the queen seems like a nice lady but we dont see her doing nothing really that royalty like. Maybe i am stuck in the old times of old history.

Junk food/Food that is bad for you? - We normally associate the lovely tasting stuff as being bad food for you to eat but what if its not? Huh!? What if psychological that these lovely greasy bad foods are not bad for you at all? WHAT IF!? We were raised told Salad and apples are bad for you? Would we eat them more than the likes of chocolate and chips? I dont know man,i dont know. *MIND EXPLOSION*

E3 2015 - Who do i think won? Bethesda! I aint even a fallout fan and they got me pumped for fallout 4! MENTAL!

Music - I love metal right and rock. People seemed to be shocked that spotify has a big metal following? Why are they shocked? LOADS LOVE METAL! I am shocked they only now have Rammstein on the app, what the hell took you so long spotify?! Also Metal apparently is a good calmer downer? In other words keeps people calm better than other music. I agree and disagree there but it depends on my mood.

Old teachers - Specifically teachers i used to have when i was in school, so i see them about still (what madness) and i still  call them sir or miss. Is that right or wrong? Is it manners or am i just still scared of them sending me to the headmaster? XD I will only go to the headmistress if she is hot and wants to give me a lesson after school ;) (INSERT BRAZZERS LOGO HERE)

Animals not contributing to the world - SLOTHS! Plain and simple. WHAT    THE     FUCK    ARE THEY     DOING!? Sleeping all day and night lazing about like the run the show. YOU BASTARDS NEED TO WAKE UP AND HELP SOME ANIMAL OUT OR DO SOME WORK YOU LAZY FUCKS! Why am i getting angry at this? THEY DO FUCK ALL AND ITS ALRIGHT? THEY ARE CALLED CUTE!? Here i am if i slept late for work i am called a lazy bastard and hated? BULLSHIT! Fucking sloths what do they even do bro?!

MOTHS - THEY EAT DUST? Yeah good job at doing that ya pricks. I heard they are blind and nocturnal? Yet wait for it what do they do when we see them at night? FLY TOWARDS FUCKING LIGHTS HITTING THEM REPEATEDLY! FUCKING FUCKS! YOUR SUPPOSED TO HATE LIGHTS RIGHT? WHY FLY TOWARDS THEM HITTING YOUR HEADS REPEATEDLY!? Oh motherfucker look at me ranting about MOTHS.....MOTHS! BLOODY MOTHS! AND SLOTHS! BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Social Media: What age should you use them at? - 16! thats all! I was 15 when i joined the fun fad craze of facebook and yeah be mature and more grown up if you are going to use them. DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT POST FROM 5 YEARS AGO THAT MAKES ME CRINGE TO DEATH!

DC or MARVEL - As a kid i was MARVEL MAD! As an adult i am DC MAD! Dc to me is more interesting and grown up unlike marvel i know they are partnered with Disney and need to keep that clean shaved face on them but c'mon Marvel has had some great dark serious moments too. DC TV universe kills MARVELS TV universe! DO NOT SAY "oh well DareDevil is best tv series" DD IS A NETFLIX ONLY SERIES ITS NOT A TV SERIES AS ITS NOT ON A TV CHANNEL ITS AN ONLINE SERIES YOU DICKHEADS!

Right its rather late in rainy old Wales so i am going to end this ranty rambling stuff right here, if you read this all or commented thank you! I appreciate it :D

I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS:
DO OR DO NOT THERE IS NO.....JUST DO IT!!!!