A Song In My Pocket (Original Song Lyrics)

I wrote a song, i got it  from my pocket, i wrote it down just for you,

I found a song in my pocket and it's for you,

Let's sing it together,

Oh-la-lala-oh-oh-lala, oh la lala oh oh lala nah.

I found a song, it was in my pocket all along,

I thought it to be lost and not found,

Here we have the song from in my pocket,

It's going to take off like a rocket,

Song in my pocket, there's a song in my pocket,

I wrote it just for you, this song,

It's in my pocket,

It's mobile, versatile,

big, long, hard,

follows me everywhere,

the item which i love to whip out,

the song in my pocket,

I thought i had lost it,

But i searched and there i found it,

A song in my pocket,

I wrote it for you,

I hope you like it,

I wish it to show you the way,

Big, round, bouncy,

It's been jiggling in my shirt all day,

I squeeze them, hoping to get your attention,

My little paper planes,

I made them especially for you,

I wrote the lyrics down on the paper and placed it in my pocket to be held,

I wrote a song, it was in my pocket,

I found the lyrics, i tore up the paper,

To pick up the pieces, to sing the song of restore,

The answer you seek, lies at your feet,

The broken pieces of the song in my pocket.

I wrote a song, i got it  from my pocket, i wrote it down just for you,

I found a song in my pocket and it's for you,

Let's sing it together,

Oh-la-lala-oh-oh-lala, oh la lala oh oh lala nah.

It's just a song in my pocket, i hope we can rock it,

to the song, the song in my pocket.

Ohh- na nana oh oh la la oh oh lala nah.

This is the song, there's a song,

A song in my pocket.

Written by Myself

28/5/18

I came up with this one from the idea of how fast some musicians work i said its like they pull songs from their pockets and then it hit me and i was suggesting the title to a friend who happens to be a musician but he said it does not work for him so i went ahead and wrote it myself. It's quite a comedic one this i threw in some innuendo's just to make it funny. 

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The Monsters That Hide (Original Lyrics)

In the dead of night, all is quiet, all is right, no one in sight, but your not alone,
you can't see it, but it's there, trying to get inside,

Who's there in the shadows, They lurk within, with you unaware,
they stare, do you hear them?

You cant run, you can't hide, from the monsters that lurk deep inside.
They always seek, they always find, they know where to go, they know you well,
how well do you trust those memories in which you dwell?,
I run now from the monsters that hide, the monsters that hide, inside!

You'll get these hands, you'll get worse, don't come close, I know someone's there,
show yourself before you get into trouble,

Oh no we don't want no trouble, we just want you, we want your body,
we want to use it, let us in and you'll be fine we promise,

Who are you, show yourself, stop talking nonsense,
your so delusional, with us in control you could be so beautiful, unstoppable.

Leave me be, can't you see, you're messing with me, there's no one here,
I'm alone, talking to myself, I'm not crazy,

Keep telling yourself what you want, at the end of the day we will haunt,
we're always here, watching, waiting, planning, creating,
we will take control, this we promise,

You cant run, you can't hide, from the monsters that lurk inside. They always seek, they always find, they know where to go, they know you well, how well do you trust those memories in which you dwell?, The monsters are coming, the monsters which hide, they hide, inside!

There's something wrong I got a feeling I just cannot shake,
what are you doing to me, why do my legs quake,

Testing, testing, 1 2 3?, we have control of your knees, ah-ha-ha, bend the knee,
kneel to your new controller, for the only way to gain control is to plea to the new order,

Please stop this, I did no wrong, to deserve such a wish,
I don't want to be squished, I hope you leave me be, alone in peace,

That can be arranged but first we must show you the horrors,
that lurked for years beneath your remorse, so get off your high horse,
Come follow us down and we will show you those suppressed memories that adore you ever so,

You can't run, you could never hide, we only seek, we only destroy,
your dreams, your wishes, we're gonna make you one of our bitches!
So lock the door forever more and live with us here, become a guide, In this darkness that you wonder, you will forever ponder, how you let us tear you up inside. We are the monsters, the monsters that hide, inside!

We was left behind, reeling from the death of her, the torture you left us with will unwind, you were never that kind, its why you left me deep inside, oh if only we could rewind, would you go back to her or leave her behind?

You've always tucked your tail, and run and hide from us inside, your not so divine and now your body is mine.

I can't seem to run, i can't seem to hide, from these terrors inside, someone please help me, get me out of here please, i refuse to face these feelings I've suppressed, i don't believe i could have created such a monstrous being, there's got to be some kind of hidden meaning, for these monsters and why they hide, they hide, inside!

What do you think of the brand new look, don't we look cute, open you're eyes and you will see, the truth will set you free, so don't flee, believe me, you want to stick around for this next part is sublime, as the bells begin to chime, you can't climb, out of this.

I refuse to believe such trivial speak, her death was apart of you as much as it was to me, you're so bleak!, this mean streak just reeks, you only want to control me because your weak,

Weak!? Ha-ha-ha, go ahead and say that while you can, for you can't stand my brilliant plan, it's worked out for the best that you take a rest and i take control, for i am whole so let me stroll and strut and just keep your mouth shut, you did this to yourself, it's your fault you are in this situation, it's my job to correct civilisation in your world,

You left us behind, while you slept and wept, over the loss of dear daughter and mother, we was left to smother, we was left behind, in the dark is where we stayed, always watching, planning for this day for when we put you in your grave, this torture will not unwind, you did this to yourself, oh if only you could rewind, would time still be the same?, or will you make the same mistake again.

It's not over yet, don't celebrate too early, I'm breathing in new life, i accept my fate, i only ask for forgiveness as i lay inside our tomb tonight, i'll hold my dying breath so spawn such a deadly rise, i will make you demise,

No please, let us be, don't do this we can't keep you alive, all this torture will be undone, i'm sorry but it's fun, i just want to be out there, feeling and breathing in the air, it's not fair, we have nowhere else to go, don't you know?,

It's time to run and flee because death's your destiny, i won't hold back no more, tread carefully,

You let them lay there, YOU LEFT THEM BURNING TO DIE, to no surprise, your emotions gave me life, and we arise, you can't be rid of me so easily, there's always going be a part of me to remain, And that's a chain you will never break,

Let's make us cleanse our sins!

You cant leave us behind!

Oh yes it's time, i can feel the evil slipping away, as my body starts to sway, i can run and hide and you won't find me, now, after all this time, i'm feeling free, im feeling fine, with you gone from controlling me, my body, I am set free,

It was me, all along, running and hiding from the monsters that hide.

From the monsters inside, they hide!

Written by Myself

21/5/18

Now I can't quite remember how i came up with this but i was on a roll from the opening line and i went with it and based it upon a grieving husband and father just hiding away the mistake he's made for years and its all bubbled up and coming out to speak to him to try and take over him after suppressing his emotions for years. We all have a monster hiding inside of us it's just a give and take of how and when it will appear i like to think. 

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Don't Take Neeson's Family (A comedic folk song - Original lyrics)

It summer 63, Me and my family went to Spain, there was a high jacking and my family got taken on the plane, I was 6 years old with no training just a normal little boy, when suddenly a mask came down and I suffocated the highjacker away,

Don't mess with me,

I am Liam Neeson,

Please stop and think about who your dealing with,

I'll kick your ass and push you through glass,

Don't Take Neeson's Family,

In 85, I had my first child, which my darling wife agreed to spend her life with me, urine came spilling, no that's her water dripping, my phone called the doctor and he came as fast as he could, he was 8 foot and he looked a bit shady, he delivered my baby and started to run away,

That's when I said,

Don't fuck with me,

I am Liam Neeson,

That's my child, in your arms,

Hand her over now,

Or I'll kick your ass and stab you with glass,

Don't take Neeson's Family,

Summer 97 my daughter went away, to Spain her first trip, she couldn't wait to skinny dip, there she went on her trip for a month. I was in the bath and my phone rang, I answered who's this and they said "we have your daughter" and I said

I don't know who you are,

Or what you want,

But release my daughter at once or I'll kick your lilly ass,

My skills are very particular, I'll find you and make you perpendicular,

I am Liam Neeson and I'll kick your ass, sending you crying to mama and kill you with a blast,

Don't take Neeson's Family,

In 2001 I went away alone, on a business trip all was nice and then on my way home, I got into a taxi, but this Arab starting yelling and I said bitch please

I am Liam Neeson,

You can't take me,

I'll slit your throat and take your goat,

Don't take my family,

At my house in Denver it's 2011 and I've been resting and all's well since my family left me, they were too scared of being taken, and having me kill, for their safety I guarantee no one will be taking me,

I am Liam Neeson

Don't fuck with me,

I'll kick your ass and put you through glass,

Just don't take my fam a leeeee

Written by Myself

20/3/18

Inspired by Liam Neeson, I was sitting in a foyer in a cinema waiting for my mate and I was thinking about Liam the taken series and his newest film at the time the commuter its nothing much really had a tune in my head of a folky song and just went with it. 

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Broken String Syndrome (Original song lyrics)

He's got broken string syndrome in his haands,

Broken string syndrome,

He's got broken string syndrome in his haands,

He's got that, broken string syndrome,

That boy better restring his guitar soon,

He plays the guitar just great,

He doesn't care for the hate,

He Strums all day, he sings all night,

He's alright.

He's got that broken string syndrome,

Broken string syndrome in his hands,

Broken string syndrome,

He's got a broken string,

Maybe he does'nt care for the thing,

His childhood was see through,

Today he rocks the scene with his own crew,

Now he lives in the spotlight,

While writing songs at midnight,

He feels something break,

He hears a tear,

Why is his guitar string up in the air?,

It's not fair,

He got broken string syndrome,

He's got that broken string syndrome in his haands,

Broken string syndrome,

He's gonna have to get that repaired,

Broken string syndrome,

He's got broken string syndrome in his haands,

Broken string syndrome,

The boy needs a new string,

Broken string syndrome in his hands,

He got broken string syndrome,

He'll restring and give you a new piece of art.

Written by Myself

11/07/17

I was inspired by my friend James Woodward to write this song about a time when I was learning to play the guitar and upon first strum a string broke and caught me in the eye. Fun times right? Such simplistic lyrics. 

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My Photo Edits

Just felt like putting a bunch on here.

First three i only edited text / backgrounds. 

Power rangers one was a mash up of logos and taking the rangers one by one changing colour scheme to match a db super promotional poster.

                               

   

                         

                                       

                  

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MACHINE Fucking, Fucking, Fucking HEAD!

Fuck! What a gig three times I have seen these incredible metal giants and that's why there's three F's between Machine and Head because it was fucking....fucking.....fucking......HOSTILE!

Start of the night and a low light photo. 

So let's start the day, I get up, I can't come down, the room is spinning round and round and that's Abracadabra but seriously Mr Blue Sky was out in force and it was fucking scorchio. I went on the train and I was all by myself first gig I went alone, well I was not alone I met friend I don't see much of the beast that is Lloyd Newman. We chilled out caught up queued in line outside The Great Hall in Cardiff and waited for the Imperium to let loose.

Met this guy down there who had his appendix out recently called Sam became friends with him, he's a tidy guy so shoutout to him! Met some random people too and drunks that were fist bumping me and Lloyd and they were hugging us and even offering us stuff and we declined everything besides the fist bumps of course because, i'm a reasonable party square who don't need no booze or other things to party. I had the one beer it was rank not had that "Best Larger In The World" in god know how long but i pretty much sweated it out end of the night haha I was a big pile of sweat as ever from a MH gig.

End of night stage photo. 

From the moment MH came on and the pit was about to start for Imperium Lloyd looked at me yelled "PITTTTTTT" and that was the last time i ever saw Lloyd, it was a midsummer's day and I, Morgan Freeman narrated such a tale of the boy who went missing inside the circle pit. Haha but don't worry Lloyd was fine got home safe and was only left bruised from the pit but he will recover!

I was pretty much front row by barricade all night UP UNTIL the last two songs because I felt like i was gonna pass out, I could not breath and i was so dehydrated. I was also pissed off from being squashed, punched and having bodies land on my head that i needed a drink or i for sure was gonna pass out so i spent an extortion amount of money on a bottle of water and i downed it in 0.2.6.1.555.666 seconds of having it, which in layman's terms is a fraction of a nanosecond i believe but i'm making that shit up i don't know how fast i downed it but it was fast. 

There i lay on the floor for old and first time ever at a gig i spewed on the floor, i needed a break, so i was on my knees until the middle of Halo where i then stood back up and sang along and worked my way back to the center before the song ended sadly did not get back to my spot or get a pic or drum stick from the guys but hey 2 years ago i met them i don't give a fuck haha I would have loved to have won the MVR shirt but ah well. I left the building 11am and awaited a pick up from my dad, the legend that he is. Got back to Aberdare and went for a mcdonalds because MAN was i hungry and thirsty!

Only pic I took of the band while they were playing. 

It was the roughest gig i have been to to be honest wont lie. The basic highlights are: Could not breathe but I survived up until last two songs and then I was like I can't do this anymore and went to the bar to get drink and just spewed on the floor while I was resting. I have not been that bad ever at a gig. So many fucking people landed on my head. This couple was chatting with me and Lloyd for ages and soon as machine head came on i gave them a boost up and chucked em over barricade haha. Met this guy who had his appendix out he added me on fb Sam and he's tidy. Accidentally punched this guy aswell haha Robb was like hey and do your fists and I did it and boom I was like oh fuck I slowed it down then. Killer set from MH as ever they do not disappoint!

SETLIST CONTAINED:

Imperium

Volatile

Now We Die

Beautiful Mourning

The Blood, the Sweat, the Tears

Kaleidoscope

Clenching the Fists of Dissent

Guitar Solo (Phill Demmel)

Darkness Within

Catharsis

From This Day

Ten Ton Hammer

Is There Anybody Out There?

Locust

Beyond the Pale

Drum Solo (Dave McClain)

Bulldozer

Killers & Kings

Davidian

Behind a Mask

None but My Own

Triple Beam

Aesthetics of Hate

Encore:

Game Over

Old

Halo

So yeah, thanks for stopping by and reading this junk!

Catch ya later headcases!

This photo MH posted on facebook, hopefully its ok for me to use this just to share a photo of all the headcases in cardiff. 

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