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Tuesday, 4 June 2019

Aladdin 2019 - Live action done right? REVIEW

Aladdin the ol Disney classic that takes us to the desert and a time of old where we meet our titular character thieving and running away from the law as he does his best to survive with only his trusted monkey by his side to have his back when he falls down. He meets the beautiful Princess Jasmine but he does not know that until very later. 
Meanwhile in the shadows by the side of the Sultar plots the evil Jafar to overthrow the king, to invade other countries, to get a magical lamp to make all his wishes come true and become all powerful but to gain said lamp he needs a diamond in the rough to enter the Cave Of Wonders. He kidnaps Aladdin and orders him to do his bidding and that in return he will get the princess's love. 
So Aladdin sets forth into the cave gains the lamp but Abu touches forbidden treasure and the place enters meltdown mode and so Aladdin must rub the lamp to get out but doing so unleashes the wonderful highly entertaining charismatic blue Genie who has been stuck inside for thousands of years and now in rubbing the lamp he gets 3 wishes and he and the genie must work together in order to stop the evil Jafar from ruling all the lands. 
Colourful and beautifully designed costumes throughout the film with lovely visuals to boot. Soundtrack is great as you can expect and all cast deliver they're best and puts new spins on the old and we even get a new song "speechless" which is amazing and so powerful. Jafar's portrayal here is not scary nor intimidating he's just cold, bland and pretty boring. Aladdin could have been a bit more charismatic also. Genie steals the show. Jasmine is brilliant. CGI is iffy.  A good decent live action remake of a Disney classic right here.
Aladdin 
7/10

+Soundtrack
+Visuals
+Colours and costume design
+Genie/Will Smith performance
+Naomi Scott's performance

-Jafar being a rubbish villain
-Some bad CGI
-Aladdin needing more charisma, you know it's bad when the main character of the film is second in the cast billing.

Monday, 3 June 2019

GODZILLA 2: KING OF THE MONSTERS (A MONSTER REVIEW)

Visually stunning, fierce fighting, deadly ear shattering sounds and monsters galore in the return of Godzilla. 5 years has passed since the memories of San Francisco and the rise of the first Titans or so we thought. SPOILERS AHEAD!

The destruction of SF has left people reeling and questioning and angry and upset, people have died, buildings and homes destroyed, people missing and our monster king has disappeared or so they would want you to think. Since the MUTO's and Zilla faced off, our world was left shaken and most went back to normality, however the US Gov has plans to disband Monarch and all their research in favour of destroying the Kaiju's worldwide but Monarch although they could come across as these evil secret branch of government baddies they are not all that bad and they do want good for the world and believe the titans are here to save us rather than destroy us and all we should do is let them fight or help them fight. 
Kong is mentioned several times in the film as we are building up to the big long awaited rematch between two titan kings BUT first our GODzilla must be prepared to face the most devastating, fierce, deadly foes that we as humans and he as Kaiju have ever seen before. The Great King Ghidora who has been frozen in time for centuries but some rogue army lead by Charles Dance has other plans in waking up the titans from their slumber. Now some awoke naturally but others need freeing by ways of soundwaves or explosions. There's a lot going on and a lot that has went on in our past in the MONSTER-VERSE that our ancestors wrote or drawn images about but they also wanted to forget some monsters more than others as they were great threats that came from the skies that they feared unstoppable. They needed an Alpha to counter the Omega and we have it. Despite an epic butt kicking Zilla will never quit as we seen in the 2014 incarnation and now in this 2019 sequel too. He is our GOD and WE ARE HIS PET. 
Natural orders of the world has causes titans to come back to rise up from their slumber to duke it out, to feast upon us and our wicked ways and to stop us from destroying ourselves and our world. No matter what we throw at the titans they always seem to brush it off so we need to form a coexistence in order to survive and live in peace and harmony and we must always stop those who threaten the natural order. 
Mothra is a stunning beautiful creature although up close and personal when angered is a scary mo fo who fights for the good, she is the Queen of the monsters and her silk is powerful and stronger than anything we can create as humans, her wings can create such beautiful healing light and act as a protective shield and can absorb a lot of powerful blasts but too much of it and she will be damaged and become unable to fly. Rodan is a fierce Pteranodon who's wings create hurricanes and he can create a sonic boom from launching off the ground he is an aerial assassin and a toughy.  Ghidora is a deadly force to not be reckoned with he creates such powerful tropical storms and harnesses the power of electricity to shoot such powerful deadly lightning blasts to all in it's path who threatens Ghidora's throne for he is the Alpha, he is monster Zero and he is King and not of our world for his abilities can prove that. You take one head from Ghidora and you can bet it's going to come back and you can bet he aint ever backing down from conflict no matter the size nor power he will head at you face to face and coil around his opponents and blast them and bite them and choke them basically he will make you suffer and cry out in pain! Godzilla the magnificent saviour of our world and species the OMEGA and our King of monsters is here, jacked up, more powerful than ever, more stronger, more menacing and more radiated let's say. He will not only go blue but he will also go to meltdown mode and unleash some powers we have never seen before but have only heard about in legends.
The running theme through all of the Zilla movies is that humans side to the story is subplot that you should not care about because come on we got massive ancient monsters on our screens the likes we wont ever see or have ever seen before duking it out for dominance it's just time for us to focus on that. Ken Watanabi returns and he is the best human character there he's the only one i cared for. 


If you came out of the 2014 Godzilla showing saying that you wanted more Zilla, more monsters, better soundtrack, more destruction well in King Of The Monsters, YOU GOT IT!

However if you wanted a more compelling human emotional side to the story with strong characters BEWARE you will not get that! Like i said the only human character i cared about was Serizawa played by Ken Watanabi yet again Ken steals the show and will have the best lines and best knowledge and for a film that is apart of a shared universe discovering the world building and the mythos of that world is amazing and so eye opening and fascinating to discover to be told and aware of. 
So GO GO Godzilla and see it and be apart of cinematic history where we see gigantic menacing beautiful remarkable monsters fighting for dominance and leave your "realistically" mind at home and enjoy all out monster glory!

I really enjoyed this! 
8/10
+Monster fighting 
+Visually stunning
+Great soundtrack
+Good cast
+World and mytho's building
+Ken Watanabi
+Skull Island HYPE
+Some Good lines

-A boring human dilemma subplot
-Some cheesy lines and flat jokes
-Boring human villains that did nothing other than shoot other people and just relied on one person doing all the work herself when she was the one being taken "hostage". 

(All images courtesy of Google and lionsgate, all rights belong to their respected owners.)

Friday, 17 May 2019

Random Ramblin's 38 - The Phoenix Lifestyle

What's up? It's been a while since I have done a RR (random ramblin's) and to be more precise, it's been months?! 5 MONTHS!? OH MAI GAWD I NEED SUM MILK! 

What's new?
As you can see my postings have been somewhat irregular? Well the reason why that is as you should know by now is that I have been busy enjoying and living my life with my beautiful woman. She's been my rock since January and hell before that even like but January is the official start. She's been pushing me to do and try new things and I have. I aim to do and make more changes as time passes also but for now it's been all fun and games and laughs and smiles with us and I hope you've been enjoying life too! :)

I have not been writing here so much or on my Word program much at all really these past few months but i have been writing and not a lot is finished nor published yet but soon they will be just be prepared. I have been writing quite a bit in my notebook mind you so just to let you know all is well and things are on hiatus whilst i continue to actually enjoy living my life, which might sound or come across wrong but i feel for the longest time i have not lived and now i am so that's new. I am seeking suggestions for lists and top tens and anything you can shake a stick at so hit me up any time and i might get cracker lacking on the writing.

The reason behind the title is that i feel reborn like my life is not the same as it use to be and i hardly recognise my past life now so here i am risen out of the ashes like a Phoenix and may i burn brightly forever more.

Tv Watch List
The Flash, Izombie (final season), Gotham (final season), Game Of Thrones (final season), Big Bang Theory (final season). A lot of final seasons are going and ending this year. I am going through them slowly and i have been enjoying. Also me and my Mrs been watching dragonball again from the start so it's a hell of an adventure we have on our hands.

Movie Watch List & My Review Scores
Broly Review
Glass Review
Us Review
CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE FILMS I AM WATCHING THIS YEAR AND THE ONES I HAVE ALREADY WATCHED AND WHAT I THOUGHT OF THEM WITH RATING SCORES OUT OF 10.

John Wick 3 - Holy shit just when you think you have seen it all here comes Baba Yega with annother round of gun-fu lots of gun-fu. Dogs have a lot of bite. Characters and world building is amazing, i thoroughly enjoyed this hard hitting action flick. 8/10

Detective Pikachu - Although amazing in its cgi and visuals the story and characters fall rather flat and you can easily figure out whos bad and good and whats going to happen before it happens in this film so thats a bit disappointing but its humorous and it's largely upheld thanks to Ryan and Justice and their relationship and chemistry and Ryan does practically carry the entire movie i would say with ease but i enjoyed i wish i had this film when i was a kid. 7/10

Games
Spyro 1 is done but 2 and 3 are yet to have been started.
I got life is strange season 2 to begin aswell.

Fortnite as ever changes every season and it always has ups and downs but with a friend or two i still have an immense amount of fun playing it.

I have finished Walking dead the final season it was an emotional tense rollercoaster i enjoyed every minute of.

I am currently playing Animal crossing new lead on 3ds.
I am dying to play MK 11 and A Way Out.

Music
Slipknot are back with a new album coming soon aswell as new song called Unsainted which is a heavy hitter and displays the bands new album sound or a taste of it aswell as revealing the members new masks because here we are in the new era of the Knot. I love it and all out life is also a banger but apparently is not featured on the new album, strange that. Unsainted = 9/10

Serj Godzilla cover song is brilliant 9/10.

Taylor Swift has returned with Me! - A catchy colourful video featuring a brilliant collaboration with Brendan Urie of Panic At The Disco fame. Me = 7/10

Jonas Bros have resurfaced with 2 new songs and a new album on the way and Sucker is catchy and Cool is just bad. Sucker = 7/10

NEWS
So breaking news is that WWE has suspended their contract with sky sports and are moving to BT sports. 30 years of sky sports wwe is over.

Ashley Massaro former wwe diva has passed away.
Alabama is being some backwards ass fools to ban abortions.
Twilight's Rob is being eyed to play Batman. WTF?
Brex-Shit still going on. Who cares?
Black hole was sighted and memed.
Grumpy Cat died.

That's all the news right now that i remember or that i can be bothered to report and say something about right now if you want me to be as truthful as possible lol.

I'd like to end my post with something my honey told me: "I can't improve on what's already there, that's you, yourself and you are everything". Thanks Honey and for being so supportive of me and everything i have done and do. I am so lucky to have her so grateful to have her in my life by my side supporting me through everything, I am always there for her 24/7 she is the best honestly. 

Thanks for reading, stay tuned for more lists and other bits here on my blog! 

STAY SHINY!

Tuesday, 23 April 2019

WATCH CLEMENTINE'S JOURNEY IN FULL ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Follow Lee as he takes care of Clem. A young girl lost in the apocalyptic world having forced to become grown up early what lessons does she learn and what choices will be made as she grows up along with us. 

FULL JOURNEY IS ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL FREE TO WATCH ANYTIME ANYWHERE!


400 DAYS DLC is also in this playlist


 




Walking Dead: Final Season (LIVESTREAMED): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWX6ZQ9WByuTbPFXJtAJQlPyG2AET4t4S

Enjoy!

Friday, 19 April 2019

Top 10 Wrestlemania Entrances!

It's that time of the year WRESTLEMANIA BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Although Mania has been and gone let's reflect upon some of the best entrances. Let's list up all the best entrances i have seen up to now from the grandest stage of them all!

RULES: 1 ENTRANCE PER MANIA AND 1 ENTRANCE PER WRESTLER! So this will be tough as HHH has so many great entrances and some others but here we go.

10: Shawn Michaels - WM 12
This was so unique and cool HBK jut descending from atop the arena it's one that stands out among the legendary entrances we have seen over the 35 years of mania. 

9: Bray Wyatt - WM 30
Who do you voodoo when Bray Wyatt enters the arena with weird creepy voodo dancing followed by a band of plague doctors playing his theme song. Certainly unique and a fave of mine for the creepy character. 

8: Shinsuke Nakamura - WM 34
A most glorious entrance here which is metal as fuck with Nita Strauss performing aswell as a butt load of violinists to play out The King Of Strong Style himself as the crowd also chants along with the song simply epic. 

7: The New Day -  WM 32
Supersized booty-o's containing saiyan armoured new day? Well it's on this list it's pretty darn sweet to see DBZ and WWE together and i love it, it's something else. 

6: The Undertaker - WM 19
Keep the list on rollin baybeeeeee with American Badass himself being played out by Bizkit. 

5: Stone Cold Steve Austin - WM 13
It's Austin's turn to enter the list, the words "Austin 3:16" appeared on the screen before smashing in sync with his legendary entrance theme. What happened next was arguably the greatest match in WWE history, granting his swagger even more significance.

4: Rusev - WM 31
He came out on a tank played by the national anthem of russia so you know it's a good one!

3: CM Punk - WM29
The final WrestleMania appearance for CM Punk, who would be gone from the company by the time the PPV's next installment rolled into town, and what a way to go out as he took on The Undertaker. Arguably the WWE's standout performer in the two years heading into WrestleMania 29. Living Colour, blasted its most notable song, "Cult of Personality," to the live crowd in New Jersey as it showed appreciation for Punk's suitable entrance music. 

2: Hardy Boyz - WM 33
All was normal in this mania until New Day came and said there's going to be another team in the tag match and it was all so suspenseful until the Hardy's music hit and the place and myself errupted in sheer joy to see an old fave tag team back in the WWE on the grandest stage of them all.  

1: Triple H - WM 21
Metal and epic as fuck HHH has the best entrances no doubt about it on the grandest stage of them all he is the grandest of them all and this time MotorHead played him out was epic. Emerging in the middle of the band whilst they played HHH rose up, spat some water out and went to work.

And that's my list, did any of your faves make the cut? If not comment and let me know your faves. 
Til next time, stay shiny!