Song Parody Lyrics I Wrote

I wanna job ( i wanna rock parody) in job centre

I wanna Job

JOB!

Turn in a c.v you say,you decline because i don't have the experience,You say No!

NO! no no no no no.

Tell me to apply for shitty jobs no one wants,well all i have to say is No!

No! no no no no no

So if you ask me what i want all i'll say to you

I wanna job!

Job!

Gardeners paradise (gangsta's paradise)

As i walk through my garden, its filled with plants that are dead,

I realise there's nothing left, I been planting and planting for so long,

Even Alan Titchmarsh can't save me at all,

But i aint ever done nothing bad that deserved these to die,

Friends be laughing at me high,

They better stop it coz i gonna show them all up,

Soil be corroding and rain be fallin,

I hate to not plant, where the sun at,

As the plants i plant soak up all the water,

i cross my fingers and hope all will be better,

Am i a fool for thinking i can salvage this mess,

I'm on my knees and neck deep in dirt like

Been planting most my life,living in a gardeners paradise

Deadpool - Gotta Kill Em All (Pokemon parody)

Deadpool gotta kill em all,

You cant kill me,but i can kill you,

Deadpool!

Gotta kill em all,gotta kill em all

DEADPOOL!

Skate - (Pina colada escape parody.)

If you like Tony Hawks and Element

If you're not into roller blades or bmx,

If you have a hacksaw and have a migraine,

If you like eating after eights before eight,

Look to me to skate.