Alri?
Before we continue, have a tune - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JVNNRmxupo shout out to da raviest raver destructokent
Are we done dancing from the tune? Yes? GOOD CONTINUE TO READ!
So todays topics may come across as evil,mean or controversial but do hear me out besides you have a brain you are a living being,YOU HAVE AN OPINION but do remember there's also bad opinions. Or am I just joking around here teehee haha.
People who call their stomaches aka bellies, TUMMY'S - I HATE IT WHEN I HEAR OR SEE PEOPLE GO "Oh my tummy hurts" I just hate it because its such a childish thing to say and if a grown up says it i cringe and i automatically hate the person then. IT BUGS ME SO MUCH!
Women,who stand you up - Oh such a touchy subject this can be well anything with women mentioned written by a man is always risky to some. Ok ok ladies and lads listen up ok. First off when a woman and you organise a meet up and day before she is all totally up for it excited and you go then the next day to your meet up point and there is no signs of her. Ok so you decide to wait.....an hour later you get pissed off and she is not returning calls or texts and then head home as she is clearly not coming for some reason. So you head home log onto facebook and guess what her account has been deactivated or she has blocked you? WHAT A BITCH! Anyone who does that shit is an automatic bitch clear and simple. THERE IS NO FUCKING NEED! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO MEET UP JUST SAY "HEY SORRY I CANT MAKE IT/I DONT WANT TO MEET UP WITH YOU" AND WE WILL LEAVE IT AT THAT AND YOU CAN GET FUCKED AND GO LOOKING AND JUMPING AT THE NEXT GUY YOU THINK YOU LOVE!
Women drivers and their drinks and phones - Now i am not going to get as bad as some people get when stuck behind women drivers but listen to what happened to me this morning while driving home. 6am and i am heading home from work and i work near a mcdonalds so as i was passing a woman who did not indicate drove straight out infront of me which i was like "woah what the? ok then you should have indicated love" all calm and a lil annoyed at that then towards the roundabout i was still behind her and she did not indicate and she just decided to stop and guess what i and a few other cars were behind her and the roundabout was clear ok so she should have went and got the traffic behind her going and guess what i see she is doing? STIRRING HER FUCKIN MC-TEA! YES! THAT IS RIGHT! Stiring and drinking her tea from mcdonalds. YOU DO NOT STOP FOR 5 BASTARD MINS JUST TO STIR AND DRINK TEA WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING! IF YOU WANT TO STIR OR DRINK TEA GO PARK UP AND DRINK THE FUCKING THING DO NOT STOP TRAFFIC FOR NO GODDAMN REASON TO HAVE A DRINK! Also i have been stuck behind women drivers who are talking on their phones aswell and lets just say i want to just hold my horn let it beep at them to ruin their conversation. I DO NOT CARE IF ITS IMPORTANT OR NOT DRIVING WHILE USING A PHONE IS NOT ONLY BREAKING THE LAW BUT IT IS ALSO DANGEROUS! PARK UP AND USE YOUR PHONE!
Anything else to rant about women about scott?.i hear you ask. No not for now.
Wrestling (Blank is better than Blank company,oh its all fake!) - Wrestling! The most manly entertaining sport on the planet! I hate the fanboys of wwe i really do. "Any wrestling company that is not wwe is ripping off wwe and is shit" YOU ARE SO FALSE WHEN YOU SAY THAT SHIT! "TNA is so shit " TNA IS NOT SHIT! KEEP YOUR WRONG OPINIONS TO YOURSELF! "Rasslin is so fake an gay!" Its wrestling and its not fake nor gay, it is predetermined with match results and with stories but like movies scripts get written and changed and moves are real and so are the actors and injuries involved. Injuries do not mean to happen but they do in the world of wrestling some minor some severe and some have even died in the ring due to moves taken wrong ok everyone just needs to be careful and practice more before the real match airs on tv's,ppvs etc. I have had some wrestling training and it is by no way fake gay or easy to do. The learning to fall stuff was the most painful i did it wrong hit the back of my head and i just had to sit the rest of the lesson out by how much pain i was in, i even thought i had a concussion it was that bad! I was fine and yeah it was fun to do and i have stepped into a wrestling ring twice and both have not been for matches but just meeting wrestlers in the ring. I love wrestling and i have done since i was a child and have seen a few shows live from independent companies to the big ones. If you love wrestling do not go around slating other companies because the big time companies often hire guys from the companies you hate so much and guess what? They make you like them! Yes can you imagine liking a wrestler that used to be in a company you had so much passion for?! In the words of Iron Sheik "GO FACK YORSELF!"
Youtube Commentators - HOW ARE OR RATHER HOW IS WATCHING RANDOM PEOPLE TALK ABOUT STUFF SO GODDAMN POPULAR PLUS THERE ARE MILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO DO IT AND GET OVER A THOUSAND ODD MAYBE MILLION ODD VIEWS!? I watched the pdp episode of south park and yes it got me thinking of it. Its so weird! I know i do it but i do not go over the top fucktard commentator of every goddamn pointless thing that needs to be talked about!
Ghost-Fuckers - Also known as people who lie about being in a relationship or having fucked him or her here or there what ever. I know your covering yourself up to be more manly and what not but do not lie be truthful because real friends do not need to prove their worth or manliness to their friends they need to be truthful plus if you are caught out in your lies you are gonna be wishing you hadn't lied in the beginning as your friend's will be ripping into you like fuck and guess who's gonna feel more insecure then? Ding ding! Yep, YOU!
Obsessive over posting fans online. - you like pokemon? Great yes do please share the shit out of it and talk the shit out of it to me and yes oh yes now your gonna bring five nights at freddies into it and over post and over talk about it and them and worship them religiously and very obsessive and compulsive. Look its cool you love or like something but can you not keep shoving it in my goddamn face. Sorry but it does bug me when people constantly do it. Sometimes I'm cool with it in most cases im cool with it because I am also a fan but in other cases im not cool with it because I don't like the thing you love so much. I know I sound or maybe sounding nasty but that's how it is at the moment ok.
OK now lets deal with liars/bullshitters in general. Look there's no need to lie. Be truthful and everything will work out better for you. Again if you get caught out you will be ripped a holy new one! Ok we all have lied in our lives of course but how some keep on going and going is beyond me. Yes of course I have told lies and yes I've been caught out of course. I suppose theres times where lying is acceptable like if your ginna die but im not ginna go all too far out of the general every day buisness.
I'm a bad liar especially to my family because I have always laughed and smirked because that's how bad I am. Why am I telling you this? I guess its because its relatable to you in a way. Everything I have typed and shared in my blogs have been relatable I thought because magic happens when you relate to others,you know when you have a common interest we can build friendships and forge other things of course but enough of my blabbering im filling in time and stalling here because my ranty mind has stopped to push out anything else interesting or any other things that have angered me but believe me when I find something else to rant about a part 7 will be released......unless I want to talk about a special one off topic again like I did In part 4. We will see.
See ya princess.
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